Those lion fights don't last too long..

Those lion fights don't last too long..:
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Posted by Whimstadt on September 08, 1999 at 13:26:23:

In Reply to: Lions are WAY Overpowered!, or, Healers are WAY Overpowered! posted by Parliam on September 08, 1999 at 05:30:53:

Jahzul has arrived.

You yell 'Die, Jahzul, you sorcerous dog!'
Jahzul utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'.
Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!
You MASSACRE Jahzul!
You DISMEMBER Jahzul!
Jahzul parries your pierce.
Jahzul has some small but disgusting cuts.

Jahzul fades into existence.
You parry Jahzul's pierce.
Your pierce MASSACRES Jahzul!
The gods protect Jahzul from Lanthus.
Jahzul is covered with bleeding wounds.

Jahzul leaves south.
Jahzul has fled!

The stiffness in your body wears off.

Lanthus says 'DAMNIT'

A lion has arrived.

A lion bites you.
A lion's bite decimates you!
You yell 'Help! a lion bit me!'
A lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

Someone smiles happily.
A lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

Your shield blocks a lion's claw.
A lion's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
A lion's claw MANGLES you!
You dodge a lion's claw.
Your pierce MANGLES a lion!
Your pierce *** DEMOLISHES *** a lion!
A lion dodges your pierce.
The gods protect a lion from Lanthus.
A lion is gushing blood.

A lion rakes his claws across your body.
A lion's raking claws MANGLES you!
A lion's raking claws MANGLES you!
A lion is gushing blood.

A lion's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A lion's claw MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your pierce *** DEMOLISHES *** a lion!
Your pierce MANGLES a lion!
A lion is DEAD!!
You hear a lion's death cry.

*I actually thought I was the one that died
*until he walked in and picked up his equipment.
*I had 27 hitpoints left. Later the eagle got me,
*and I seem to recall someone freezing up my
*muscles during that fight..

Follow Ups:

Ahhh....I remember that one... Jahzul 09:37:33 9/09/99 (0)
Damn! He didn't have many hps, if he went from gushing to dead in one mangle. (nt) Rune 21:52:11 9/08/99 (3)
- A mangle and a *** demo ***... (text) Sliver 22:05:34 9/08/99 (2)
  - Yep, he had to have more hitpoints than me.. (n/t) Whimstadt 08:57:19 9/09/99 (0)
  - You are. Hint: It has to do with him being an offensive major. n/t Someone 04:46:44 9/09/99 (0)

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Comments:	> Jahzul has arrived. > You yell 'Die, Jahzul, you sorcerous dog!' > Jahzul utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'. > Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything! > You MASSACRE Jahzul! > You DISMEMBER Jahzul! > Jahzul parries your pierce. > Jahzul has some small but disgusting cuts. > Jahzul fades into existence. > You parry Jahzul's pierce. > Your pierce MASSACRES Jahzul! > The gods protect Jahzul from Lanthus. > Jahzul is covered with bleeding wounds. > Jahzul leaves south. > Jahzul has fled! > The stiffness in your body wears off. > Lanthus says 'DAMNIT' > A lion has arrived. > A lion bites you. > A lion's bite decimates you! > You yell 'Help! a lion bit me!' > A lion is covered with bleeding wounds. > Someone smiles happily. > A lion is covered with bleeding wounds. > Your shield blocks a lion's claw. > A lion's claw * DEMOLISHES * you! > A lion's claw MANGLES you! > You dodge a lion's claw. > Your pierce MANGLES a lion! > Your pierce * DEMOLISHES * a lion! > A lion dodges your pierce. > The gods protect a lion from Lanthus. > A lion is gushing blood. > A lion rakes his claws across your body. > A lion's raking claws MANGLES you! > A lion's raking claws MANGLES you! > A lion is gushing blood. > A lion's claw * DEMOLISHES * you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > A lion's claw MANGLES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Your pierce * DEMOLISHES * a lion! > Your pierce MANGLES a lion! > A lion is DEAD!! > You hear a lion's death cry. > I actually thought I was the one that died > until he walked in and picked up his equipment. > I had 27 hitpoints left. Later the eagle got me, > and I seem to recall someone freezing up my > *muscles during that fight..

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