Posted by thormakar on August 05, 1999 at 03:26:39:
Levesque: Adccymen is SO homely, Sattanos casts
blind on -herself- when he walks into the room.
Levesque: Santorius is SO disliked, the Cabal of
[None] didn't accept him!
Levesque: How do you start any set of directions
to a Paladin? Levesque: East out onto High Road.
Levesque: You are SO fat, you make Chillius look
like a spindle.
Levesque: Shea is SO unlucky, the Gambler bets all
his earnings against him!
Levesque: How do you know Cador is in the realm?
Someone just got de-Knighted.
Adccymen: To a dwarf: Your beard is so disgraceful,
I thought you were a gnome with messy eating
habits!
Adccymen: To a fire giant: He discovered a new spell!
'Resist Intelligence'!
Adccymen: To a Knight: The most scared he's ever been
was the time he had to make the guild-Cabal run!
Adccymen: Shea is SUCH a bad Cabal leader, he got
inducted into Knights!
Adccymen: To an Arbiter: You're so bad at your job,
Pico's thinking of giving you doppel.
Coppengheir: what is the first thing a Master does
before getting married? Get a prenup to make sure
he keeps all his eq
Coppengheir: you ever wonder what Sattanos does
with all those notes of proposal? She stuffs her bra
with em!
Coppengheir: how do you get our loot back from an
arbitor? Trick question you cant!
Santorius: for a certain dark elf transmuter: You eat
stuff you find in cat boxes, you tick plagued, mildew
sucking, dung beetle groping, misanthropic dependent
of a sweaty cow!
Santorius: what is an arbiter applicant called?
(others in the room): Victim? a fool? fresh meat!
Santorius: no...a bribe to be!
Miguel: coppengheir's B.O. is sooo bad the he need not
join entropy to disperse!
Miguel: why do paladins have no need of maps???
Because the guild is not hard to learn.
Nepenthe: what is the difference between Shadow and
the Troupe? If Shadow sold the world, they would get
a good price.
Quetico: hmm, That 'rager was so dumb, if you put is
brain on the edge of a sword, it's look like a sand grain
rolling down the Tar Valon road
this book was part of a set of three,the other contained stories.
thormakar