Just cause I think this is so funny... Okay, I'm done re-living past experiences for the night.

Just cause I think this is so funny... Okay, I'm done re-living past experiences for the night.:
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Posted by Hargrave the Lucky Ass Bastard on October 02, 1999 at 17:19:52:

<903hp 375m 750mv> pumm

Balisaam's acidic bite MANGLES the Centurion Omegus!
Balisaam's drowning misses the Centurion Omegus.
Balisaam's acidic bite MANGLES the Centurion Omegus!
Balisaam's ring flares with a bright white light!
Balisaam's shocking grasp EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus!
Manzyl's pierce MASSACRES the Centurion Omegus!
Manzyl's slice MASSACRES the Centurion Omegus!
A big brown bear's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** the Centurion Omegus!
A big brown bear's claw *** DEVASTATES *** the Centurion Omegus!
A big brown bear's claw MANGLES the Centurion Omegus!
Your claw MANGLES the Centurion Omegus!
Your claw EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus!
Your claw *** DEMOLISHES *** the Centurion Omegus!
The Centurion Omegus parries your claw.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MUTILATES a big brown bear!
You parry the Centurion Omegus's slash.
The Centurion Omegus is convulsing on the ground.

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By what name do you wish to be mourned? hargrave
Password:
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Do you wish to connect anyway (Y/N)?y
Reconnecting.

<924hp 395m 750mv> l
The Imperial Throne Room
You stand in a room designed to intimidate the greatest leaders in
the Realm. Four pillars rise to a domed ceiling. Each pillar
representing a Sect of the Empire. The floor is a polished black
marble with the words of the Imperial Law inscribed in gold so
that they are forever present in the eyes of visiting dignitaries.
At the center of room stands the Imperial Throne, equidistant from
all of the pillars, showing equal support for each Sect but belonging
to none. A stairway leads back down to the fortress.

[Exits: down]
The Throne of the Emperor rests here in the center of the room.
(White Aura) The Imperial Healer stands here communing the blessings of the Dark Gods on the Empire.

<924hp 395m 750mv> whe
Players near you:
(PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room
Calliculus The End of the Hallway

<924hp 395m 750mv> gr
Hargrave's group:
[49 Pal] Balisaam 0% hp 0% mana 97% mv 677320 xp
[51 War] Hargrave 95% hp 96% mana 100% mv 518009 xp

<924hp 395m 750mv> whe
Players near you:
(PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room
(PK) Ankur The Gates of the Citadel
Calliculus The End of the Hallway

<924hp 395m 750mv> i
You are carrying:
(Glowing) a potion of return
a seashell ring
( 2) (Humming) a long titanium spear
a razor-edged pilum
a coral and steel trident
a Big Ol'Pack Sack

<930hp 400m 750mv> cb What's up?
whe
[SYLVAN] Hargrave: What's up?

<930hp 400m 750mv> Players near you:
(PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room
(PK) Ankur The Gates of the Citadel
Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic

<930hp 400m 750mv>
Manzyl tells you 'you ok?'

<930hp 400m 750mv> who sylvan
[51 Felar War] (PK) [SYLVAN] Hargrave the Wrath of the Trees, Vampire-Slayer

Players found: 1

<930hp 400m 750mv> reply Is Ankur a good guy or bad?
You tell someone 'Is Ankur a good guy or bad?'
[SYLVAN] Voss: That was not a good place to be

<930hp 400m 750mv> reply I lost my mind.
You tell someone 'I lost my mind.'

<930hp 400m 750mv> whe
Players near you:
(PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room
Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic

<930hp 400m 750mv>
[SYLVAN] Voss: is Balisaam alright?

<930hp 400m 750mv> cb Looks like he died.
[SYLVAN] Hargrave: Looks like he died.

<934hp 405m 750mv> whe

Manzyl tells you 'they attacked me, that hwole group, I lived'

<934hp 405m 750mv> Players near you:
(PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room
Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic

<934hp 405m 750mv> reply Who?

Manzyl tells you 'he was arbie'

<934hp 405m 750mv> You tell Manzyl 'Who?'

<934hp 405m 750mv> d
d
whe
The Chamber of the Council of Four

[Exits: north east south west up down]

<934hp 405m 749mv> The End of the Hallway

[Exits: south up]
(Crackling with Electricity) (Purple Aura) Halron is here.
(Charmed) (Purple Aura) A zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon is here.
(Charmed) A gibbering ghoul hovers here in the shadows.
(Charmed) (Purple Aura) A zombie of Rubhle is here.
(Charmed) (Purple Aura) A zombie of Umor is here.
(Charmed) A zombie of An enormous dwarf is here.
(Charmed) (Purple Aura) A flesh golem stands here.
Calatin is here.
(Purple Aura) Ankur is here.
Ayrton is here.
(Ghostly) Orodeth is here.

<934hp 405m 748mv> Players near you:
(PK) Hargrave The End of the Hallway
(PK) Calatin The End of the Hallway
(PK) Halron The End of the Hallway
(PK) Ankur The End of the Hallway
Khraelin A Hallway
(PK) Orodeth The End of the Hallway
(PK) Ayrton The End of the Hallway
Scalir A Hallway
Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic
You yell 'Die, Calatin, you sorcerous dog!'
Calatin utters the words, 'pare dudasabru'.
You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away.
Calatin parries your claw.
Calatin parries your claw.
You injure Calatin.
You decimate Calatin!
You injure Calatin.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Ankur!'
Ankur's wrath MANGLES you!
Calatin has a few scratches.

<848hp 405m 748mv> s
s
s
s
No way! You are still fighting!
Calatin has a few scratches.

<848hp 405m 748mv> No way! You are still fighting!
You yell 'Die, Halron, you sorcerous dog!'
Halron utters the words, 'bjyyzh'.
Halron buffets you with a controlled blast of air!
Halron's buffeting === OBLITERATES === you!
Your claw mauls Calatin.
Your claw mauls Calatin.
Your claw wounds Calatin.
Calatin parries your claw.
Your claw devastates Calatin!
You parry Calatin's slice.
You parry a zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon's slash.
You parry a zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon's slash.
You dodge a zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon's slash.
You dodge a ghoul's slash.
You parry a ghoul's slash.
You dodge a zombie of Rubhle's slash.
You parry a zombie of Rubhle's slash.
You parry a zombie of Umor's slash.
You dodge a zombie of An enormous dwarf's pound.
A zombie of An enormous dwarf's pound MANGLES you!
You parry a flesh golem's pound.
You dodge Ayrton's pierce.
You parry Ayrton's pierce.
You parry Ayrton's pierce.
Ayrton's pierce misses you.
A zombie of Umor's slash MUTILATES you!
You parry a zombie of Umor's slash.
You dodge a zombie of Rubhle's slash.
You dodge a zombie of Rubhle's slash.
You dodge Halron's crush.
Ankur's wrath MASSACRES you!
Ankur's wrath MANGLES you!
The Chamber of the Council of Four

[Exits: north east south west up down]
You flee from combat!

<391hp 405m 747mv> Before the Sect Hall of the Arcana

[Exits: north south]

<391hp 405m 746mv> The Sect Hall of the Arcana

[Exits: north]

<391hp 405m 745mv>
Manzyl tells you 'Orodeth and Halron and all former arbies are together'

<391hp 405m 745mv> quaff return
You quaff a potion of return.
The Temple of the Sun

[Exits: east south]

<391hp 405m 372mv> e
e
n
The wind beneath your feet disperses.
Temple Square

[Exits: north east south west]
A large white fountain gushes forth here.

<391hp 405m 371mv> w
n
e
cal cham
High Road

[Exits: north south west]
A silvery ring glints at you.
(Glowing) A brass lantern with a hood to keep the wind out lies here.
A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
A plain steel sword lies here.

<391hp 405m 369mv> Park Road

[Exits: east south west]
A silvery ring glints at you.
(Glowing) A brass lantern with a hood to keep the wind out lies here.
A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
A plain steel sword lies here.
Thysarckish the Blessed is here.
A small girl is playing here with her friends.

<391hp 405m 367mv> Park Road

[Exits: north east south west]
Leeloo the Apprentice of Magic is here.
A small puppy is here, crying for attention.

<391hp 405m 365mv> Southern Entrance to the Park

[Exits: north east south west]

<391hp 405m 362mv> Wandering Through a Glade

[Exits: north west]

<391hp 405m 358mv> You fade away as you blend in with your surroundings.

<395hp 375m 383mv> gt Whew.
You tell your group 'Whew.'

<395hp 375m 383mv> gt That hurt a bunch.
You tell your group 'That hurt a bunch.'

<395hp 375m 383mv> cb I am a lucky ass bastard.
[SYLVAN] Hargrave: I am a lucky ass bastard.

Follow Ups:

This is funnier.. *wink* Iomahk Skyhammer 17:24:55 10/02/99 (4)
- Freaking shields/sanc/haste/giant resist/awaken. n/t Hargrave 21:57:09 10/02/99 (0)
- WHERE on thera do you practice parting blow warrior 17:50:25 10/02/99 (2)
  - Re: WHERE on thera do you practice parting blow? In the Inn on felar Sylvan warriors, of course! (N/T) Iomahk Skyhammer 22:03:46 10/02/99 (0)
  - Anywhere you want to. I perfected it in 20 minutes. You can't do it alone that fast, though. n/t Iati 22:00:49 10/02/99 (0)

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Comments:	> > <903hp 375m 750mv> pumm > Balisaam's acidic bite MANGLES the Centurion Omegus! > Balisaam's drowning misses the Centurion Omegus. > Balisaam's acidic bite MANGLES the Centurion Omegus! > Balisaam's ring flares with a bright white light! > Balisaam's shocking grasp EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus! > Manzyl's pierce MASSACRES the Centurion Omegus! > Manzyl's slice MASSACRES the Centurion Omegus! > A big brown bear's claw * DEMOLISHES * the Centurion Omegus! > A big brown bear's claw * DEVASTATES * the Centurion Omegus! > A big brown bear's claw MANGLES the Centurion Omegus! > Your claw MANGLES the Centurion Omegus! > Your claw EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus! > Your claw * DEMOLISHES * the Centurion Omegus! > The Centurion Omegus parries your claw. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MUTILATES a big brown bear! > You parry the Centurion Omegus's slash. > The Centurion Omegus is convulsing on the ground. > <903hp 375m 750mv> Connected to host carrionfields.org > > ::x. > <!X!!!!HMM$$$$W. > ---!H8MMH?M$$$$$$$$$8X. > -<!!!MMM$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$X!: The Carrion Fields > !----!!M?M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$MM!!< > '<M! !!!MMM$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$MMMX!X! > !M!--!!!MMM$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$MMM!X$! A Playerkilling/Roleplaying > -!8!:!!!MMMMM$$$$$$$$$$$$RMMMX8RX- MUD > <!-!$X!-!!!MHM$$$$$$$$$$$RMMMMMM$!!! > !!:-MRX!-!!MM$$$$8$$$$$$$$$MMMM$R!-! Original DikuMUD by > '!X:--?X!--!!!M$$$RMR$$$$RMMRMM$R!!!X! Hans Staerfeldt, Katya > -XX 'MX:!!!!!?RRMMMMM!!XMMMM$R-<!!!! Nyboe, Tom Madsen, Michael > !?!-X$P"````----!M!!---`#R$$M !<!!- Seifert, and Sebastian > -!MXf -!-!!!X! "k!!!- Hammer > '!!!X !X!M?X '!!!- > -<!XM X!!R!! !M!-' > :!XMMX : ::s@---!!!Mbx:!!<::X8k ! Based on Merc 2.1 by > !!!$$$MTMM8$#!! ! MXX!R$W86SW$$!!! Hatchet, Furey, and > !!!M$$#TT!!!!!- ! X!!!!!!RR#M!!! Khan > `!MW$M- -!!M!! ! !!:!-- #$R?!! > -:.. -XM!k:!#hHMX!!- ::- carrionfields.org 9999 > -M! <!!!$X?XMMMB$!!! !! > !X! !XR!$MM$$$$$$?MM! '!! Created from ROM 2.3 by > `MX 'XXX t!@!H!X8X '!> Yuval Oren, Matt Hamby, > !!X!!X!" MM$M$RR?.!!:X! Barbara Hargrove > ?&M<!X>!MR$M> M9M5M!!XMM > M!?XX!!RRt?M@NRX?!XMX!R Maintained by > `!!MHXX!!Mt!MMXWMM!!! Cador, Jullias, Pico, and Twist > `!XM$$$R9M$RTMMX- > #$WXXW$$MXW$" Greeting screen designed by > `""!""` Zapata (bsinger1.netcom.com) > By what name do you wish to be mourned? hargrave > Password: > That character is already playing. > Do you wish to connect anyway (Y/N)?y > Reconnecting. > <924hp 395m 750mv> l > The Imperial Throne Room > You stand in a room designed to intimidate the greatest leaders in > the Realm. Four pillars rise to a domed ceiling. Each pillar > representing a Sect of the Empire. The floor is a polished black > marble with the words of the Imperial Law inscribed in gold so > that they are forever present in the eyes of visiting dignitaries. > At the center of room stands the Imperial Throne, equidistant from > all of the pillars, showing equal support for each Sect but belonging > to none. A stairway leads back down to the fortress. > [Exits: down] > The Throne of the Emperor rests here in the center of the room. > (White Aura) The Imperial Healer stands here communing the blessings of the Dark Gods on the Empire. > <924hp 395m 750mv> whe > Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room > Calliculus The End of the Hallway > <924hp 395m 750mv> whe > Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room > Calliculus The End of the Hallway > <924hp 395m 750mv> gr > Hargrave's group: > [49 Pal] Balisaam 0% hp 0% mana 97% mv 677320 xp > [51 War] Hargrave 95% hp 96% mana 100% mv 518009 xp > <924hp 395m 750mv> whe > Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room > (PK) Ankur The Gates of the Citadel > Calliculus The End of the Hallway > <924hp 395m 750mv> i > You are carrying: > (Glowing) a potion of return > a seashell ring > ( 2) (Humming) a long titanium spear > a razor-edged pilum > a coral and steel trident > a Big Ol'Pack Sack > <930hp 400m 750mv> cb What's up? > whe > [SYLVAN] Hargrave: What's up? > <930hp 400m 750mv> Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room > (PK) Ankur The Gates of the Citadel > Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic > <930hp 400m 750mv> > Manzyl tells you 'you ok?' > <930hp 400m 750mv> who sylvan > [51 Felar War] (PK) [SYLVAN] Hargrave the Wrath of the Trees, Vampire-Slayer > Players found: 1 > <930hp 400m 750mv> reply Is Ankur a good guy or bad? > You tell someone 'Is Ankur a good guy or bad?' > [SYLVAN] Voss: That was not a good place to be > <930hp 400m 750mv> reply I lost my mind. > You tell someone 'I lost my mind.' > <930hp 400m 750mv> whe > Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room > Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic > <930hp 400m 750mv> > [SYLVAN] Voss: is Balisaam alright? > <930hp 400m 750mv> cb Looks like he died. > [SYLVAN] Hargrave: Looks like he died. > <934hp 405m 750mv> whe > Manzyl tells you 'they attacked me, that hwole group, I lived' > <934hp 405m 750mv> Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The Imperial Throne Room > Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic > <934hp 405m 750mv> reply Who? > Manzyl tells you 'he was arbie' > <934hp 405m 750mv> You tell Manzyl 'Who?' > <934hp 405m 750mv> d > d > whe > The Chamber of the Council of Four > [Exits: north east south west up down] > <934hp 405m 749mv> The End of the Hallway > [Exits: south up] > (Crackling with Electricity) (Purple Aura) Halron is here. > (Charmed) (Purple Aura) A zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon is here. > (Charmed) A gibbering ghoul hovers here in the shadows. > (Charmed) (Purple Aura) A zombie of Rubhle is here. > (Charmed) (Purple Aura) A zombie of Umor is here. > (Charmed) A zombie of An enormous dwarf is here. > (Charmed) (Purple Aura) A flesh golem stands here. > Calatin is here. > (Purple Aura) Ankur is here. > Ayrton is here. > (Ghostly) Orodeth is here. > <934hp 405m 748mv> Players near you: > (PK) Hargrave The End of the Hallway > (PK) Calatin The End of the Hallway > (PK) Halron The End of the Hallway > (PK) Ankur The End of the Hallway > Khraelin A Hallway > (PK) Orodeth The End of the Hallway > (PK) Ayrton The End of the Hallway > Scalir A Hallway > Calliculus The Sect Hall of Black Magic > You yell 'Die, Calatin, you sorcerous dog!' > Calatin utters the words, 'pare dudasabru'. > You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away. > Calatin parries your claw. > Calatin parries your claw. > You injure Calatin. > You decimate Calatin! > You injure Calatin. > You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Ankur!' > Ankur's wrath MANGLES you! > Calatin has a few scratches. > <848hp 405m 748mv> s > s > s > s > No way! You are still fighting! > Calatin has a few scratches. > <848hp 405m 748mv> No way! You are still fighting! > You yell 'Die, Halron, you sorcerous dog!' > Halron utters the words, 'bjyyzh'. > Halron buffets you with a controlled blast of air! > Halron's buffeting === OBLITERATES === you! > Your claw mauls Calatin. > Your claw mauls Calatin. > Your claw wounds Calatin. > Calatin parries your claw. > Your claw devastates Calatin! > You parry Calatin's slice. > You parry a zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon's slash. > You parry a zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon's slash. > You dodge a zombie of Drizzt Do'Urdon's slash. > You dodge a ghoul's slash. > You parry a ghoul's slash. > You dodge a zombie of Rubhle's slash. > You parry a zombie of Rubhle's slash. > You parry a zombie of Umor's slash. > You dodge a zombie of An enormous dwarf's pound. > A zombie of An enormous dwarf's pound MANGLES you! > You parry a flesh golem's pound. > You dodge Ayrton's pierce. > You parry Ayrton's pierce. > You parry Ayrton's pierce. > Ayrton's pierce misses you. > A zombie of Umor's slash MUTILATES you! > You parry a zombie of Umor's slash. > You dodge a zombie of Rubhle's slash. > You dodge a zombie of Rubhle's slash. > You dodge Halron's crush. > Ankur's wrath MASSACRES you! > Ankur's wrath MANGLES you! > The Chamber of the Council of Four > [Exits: north east south west up down] > You flee from combat! > <391hp 405m 747mv> Before the Sect Hall of the Arcana > [Exits: north south] > <391hp 405m 746mv> The Sect Hall of the Arcana > [Exits: north] > <391hp 405m 745mv> > Manzyl tells you 'Orodeth and Halron and all former arbies are together' > <391hp 405m 745mv> quaff return > You quaff a potion of return. > The Temple of the Sun > [Exits: east south] > <391hp 405m 372mv> e > e > n > The wind beneath your feet disperses. > Temple Square > [Exits: north east south west] > A large white fountain gushes forth here. > <391hp 405m 371mv> w > n > e > cal cham > High Road > [Exits: north south west] > A silvery ring glints at you. > (Glowing) A brass lantern with a hood to keep the wind out lies here. > A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle. > A plain steel sword lies here. > <391hp 405m 369mv> Park Road > [Exits: east south west] > A silvery ring glints at you. > (Glowing) A brass lantern with a hood to keep the wind out lies here. > A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle. > A plain steel sword lies here. > Thysarckish the Blessed is here. > A small girl is playing here with her friends. > <391hp 405m 367mv> Park Road > [Exits: north east south west] > Leeloo the Apprentice of Magic is here. > A small puppy is here, crying for attention. > <391hp 405m 365mv> Southern Entrance to the Park > [Exits: north east south west] > <391hp 405m 362mv> Wandering Through a Glade > [Exits: north west] > <391hp 405m 358mv> You fade away as you blend in with your surroundings. > <395hp 375m 383mv> gt Whew. > You tell your group 'Whew.' > <395hp 375m 383mv> gt That hurt a bunch. > You tell your group 'That hurt a bunch.' > <395hp 375m 383mv> cb I am a lucky ass bastard. > [SYLVAN] Hargrave: I am a lucky ass bastard.

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