Posted by Rilliarche on March 29, 2000 at 03:47:01:
In Reply to: BANZAI!!! posted by Janglur on March 28, 2000 at 22:35:51:
> Had been marked wanted for quite awhile now, would this be the day I fall...or would I once again get away.
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> <100%hp 100%m 94%mv> You yell 'Die, Sientoki, you sorcerous dog!'
> Sientoki utters the words, 'grzzs'.
> You step out of the shadows.
> You trample around loudly again.
> You injure Sientoki.
> Sientoki parries your claw.
> You decimate Sientoki!
> You wound Sientoki.
> Sientoki has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 94%mv> You trip Sientoki and he goes down!
> Your trip scratches Sientoki.
> Sientoki has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 94%mv> trip sientoki
>
> The special guard yells 'Janglur is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'<--- THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE SUBJECT
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> The special guard misses you.
> The special guard yells 'Janglur is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'<--- THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE SUBJECT
> You parry the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> Sientoki has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 94%mv>
> Simka sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Simka's bash wounds you.
> ***STUPID ME, DIDN'T SEE HIM COMING***
> You yell 'Help! Simka is bashing me!'
> Sientoki has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <95%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> The special guard's pound misses you.
> You parry the special guard's pound.
> A flesh golem's slash MUTILATES you!<--- BADASS
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You parry Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge an arial mercenary's pound.
> Sientoki parries your claw.
> Sientoki parries your claw.
> Sientoki parries your claw.
> Sientoki has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <87%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> A flesh golem's slash mauls you.<--- BADASS
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You parry an arial mercenary's pound.
> Simka's cleave DISMEMBERS you!<--- SUPER BADASS
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> Simka's cleave MUTILATES you!<--- SUPER BADASS
> Your claw wounds Sientoki.
> Sientoki parries your claw.
> Sientoki has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <58%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> The special guard rescues Sientoki!
> The special guard is in perfect health.
>
> <58%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Simka sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Simka's bash injures you.
> The special guard is in perfect health.
>
> <55%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> A flesh golem's slash MUTILATES you!<--- BADASS
> You parry Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> Sientoki's cleave devastates you!<--- NO COMMENT
> You dodge an arial mercenary's pound.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> The special guard parries your claw.
> Your claw wounds the special guard.
> The special guard dodges your claw.
> The special guard has a few scratches.
>
> <39%hp 100%m 100%mv> vanish<--- LOOK AT ME USIN MY BRAIN INSTEAD OF SPAMMING FLEE :)
>
> Kilwich has arrived.
> The special guard has a few scratches.
>
> <39%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge an arial mercenary's pound.
> An arial mercenary's pound misses you.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> The special guard dodges your claw.
> Your claw injures the special guard.
> Your claw injures the special guard.
> The special guard has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <39%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Brougangha has arrived.
> The special guard has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <39%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Simka sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Simka's bash hits you.
> A flesh golem's slash decimates you!<--- WHAT IS UP WITH THE DAMN GOLEM
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> The special guard's pound misses you.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You parry an arial mercenary's pound.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> Your claw mauls the special guard.
> Your claw wounds the special guard.
> Your claw wounds the special guard.
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <31%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Gorumburph has arrived.
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <31%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Sientoki utters the words, 'qpurr hajqp'.
> Sientoki's chilling touch decimates you!
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <25%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Hilsbred yells 'I see Simka not be wanted fer that attack!'<--- THIS GUY IS COOL
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <25%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> The special guard's pound MUTILATES you!<--- SHEER LUCK
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The special guard's pound misses you.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge an arial mercenary's pound.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> The special guard dodges your claw.
> The special guard parries your claw.
> Your claw mauls the special guard.
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <16%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You parry Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge Sientoki's cleave.
> You dodge an arial mercenary's pound.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> Your claw hits the special guard.
> The special guard parries your claw.
> Your claw wounds the special guard.
> The special guard is gushing blood.
>
> <16%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Veldoran looks at you.
> Simka's bash misses you.
> You evade Simka's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
> The special guard is gushing blood.
>
> <16%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You feel susceptible to magic again.
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <17%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Gorumburph leaves west.
> The special guard is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <17%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You dodge a flesh golem's slash.
> You parry a flesh golem's slash.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> You dodge the special guard's pound.
> Sientoki's cleave MUTILATES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> You parry an arial mercenary's pound.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> You dodge Simka's cleave.
> The special guard parries your claw.
> Your claw injures the special guard.
> Your claw wounds the special guard.
> The special guard is gushing blood.
>
> <9%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Gorumburph has arrived.
> The special guard is gushing blood.
>
> <9%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Sientoki utters the words, 'noselacri'.
> You are blinded!<--- DOH!
> Someone is gushing blood.
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> <9%hp 100%m 100%mv> vanish
>
> Someone leaves south.
> They aren't here.
> Someone's slash misses you.
> Someone's slash maims you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> You can't see a thing!
> You flee from combat!
>
> <0%hp 100%m 99%mv> <--- PLANNED IT LIKE THIS...really
> Someone leaves south.
> Your globe lands too far away and the smoke billows away.<--- GUY IN FRONT OF COMPUTER YELLING PROFANITY
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> <0%hp 95%m 99%mv> vanish
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> Someone has arrived.
>
> <0%hp 95%m 99%mv>
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone leaves north.
>
> <0%hp 95%m 99%mv>
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone yells 'Janglur is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'<--- THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE SUBJECT
> You dodge someone's pound.
> Someone yells 'Janglur is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'<--- THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE SUBJECT
> You dodge someone's pound.
> You dodge someone's pound.
> You parry someone's pound.
> You dodge someone's pound.
> You dodge someone's slash.
> You dodge someone's cleave.
> You dodge someone's cleave.
> You dodge someone's pound.
> You dodge someone's cleave.
> Your claw injures someone.
> Your claw injures someone.
> Someone parries your claw.
> Someone has a few scratches.
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> <0%hp 95%m 99%mv>
> Someone leaves north.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <0%hp 95%m 99%mv>
> Someone sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Someone's bash mauls you.
> You have been KILLED!!
>
> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
> Nah... You feel too relaxed...
>
> Final thought....Flesh golems are overpowered and need to be toned down!!!!! :)