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Posted by master on March 30, 2000 at 04:48:54:

In Reply to: I am a lucky bastard posted by Sandello on March 30, 2000 at 03:09:03:

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> [ Duerg ] (PK) Mikhail the Baron of Meteors
> [ Gnome ] (PK) Qanoon the Student of Beguilement
> [ D-Elf ] (PK) [ARBITER] Fosterian the Summoner
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> * Human * (PK) [ENTROPY] Sandello the Uki Goshi
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> Arbiters have the Equation, Fosterian sits in the Hall, so there's not much hope I can do anything,
> I am ready to leave Ofcol, when I spot these two guys waiting outside..
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> <612hp 441m 414 mv&gt; You scan south.
> ***** Range 1 *****
> An Ofcol cityguard is standing here, making sure there is no trouble.
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> ***** Range 2 *****
> (Invis) Qanoon is here.
> (Invis) Mikhail is here.
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> Well, lets give it a try...
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> You are affected by:
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
> Spell: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 20 for 9 hours.
> Spell: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 4 for 9 hours.
> Spell: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 4 for 9 hours.
> Spell: 'stone skin' modifies armor class by -40 for 10 hours.
> Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 31 hours.
> Skill: 'dark vision' modifies none by 0 for 65 hours.
> Skill: 'endure' modifies armor class by -38 for 1 hours.
> Skill: 'endure' modifies save vs spell by -19 for 1 hours.
> Skill: 'poison dagger' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> Skill: 'heightened awareness' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
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> <612hp 441m 473 mv&gt; A Small Crossroads Outside Ofcol
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> [Exits: north east south west]
> (Invis) Qanoon is here.
> (Invis) Mikhail is here.
> An Ofcol cityguard is standing here, making sure there is no trouble.
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> <612hp 441m 472 mv&gt; You step out of the shadows.
> You grab hold of Qanoon's neck and put him to sleep.
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> <612hp 441m 472 mv&gt; strangle Mikhail
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> Mikhail fades into existence.
> Mikhail's bash misses you.
> You evade Mikhail's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
> You yell 'Help! Mikhail is bashing me!'
> Mikhail is in perfect health.
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> <612hp 441m 472 mv&gt;
> The Ofcol cityguard screams 'PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> You dodge the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> You dodge the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> You trample around loudly again.
> Mikhail parries your slash.
> Mikhail parries your slash.
> Mikhail parries your slash.
> Mikhail's flaming bite decimates you!
> Mikhail's flaming bite EVISCERATES you!
> Mikhail is in perfect health.
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> <539hp 441m 472 mv&gt; No way! You are still fighting!
> Mikhail is in perfect health.
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> <539hp 441m 472 mv&gt; kansetsuwaza
> You fail to perform kansetsuwaza on Mikhail.
> Your kansetsuwaza misses Mikhail.
> Mikhail is in perfect health.
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> <539hp 441m 472 mv&gt;
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> Mikhail parries your slash.
> Mikhail keeps you at bay with his polearm.
> Mikhail keeps you at bay with his polearm.
> You dodge Mikhail's flaming bite.
> Mikhail is in perfect health.
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> <539hp 441m 472 mv&gt; kotegaeshi
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> You dodge the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> Your slash MASSACRES Mikhail!
> Mikhail keeps you at bay with his polearm.
> Mikhail keeps you at bay with his polearm.
> Mikhail keeps you at bay with his polearm.
> Mikhail's flaming bite maims you!
> Mikhail has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; You grab hold of Mikhail's wrist and twist it violently!
> With a sickening crunch, you apply kotegaeshi to Mikhail's wrist!
> Your kotegaeshi DISMEMBERS Mikhail!
> Mikhail has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt;
> Mikhail's bash misses you.
> You evade Mikhail's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> The Ofcol cityguard tries to disarm you, but fails.
> Your slash MANGLES Mikhail!
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> Mikhail is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; throw
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> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> You dodge Mikhail's punch.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> Mikhail is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; throw
> throw
> You throw Mikhail to the ground with stunning force.
> Your throw DISMEMBERS Mikhail!
> You control your opponent and deliver a swift kick to the face!
> Your ground control DISMEMBERS Mikhail!
> Mikhail is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt;
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> Mikhail's hammer pendant glows briefly.
> Mikhail is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt;
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> Mikhail dodges your slash.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> You parry Mikhail's punch.
> Mikhail is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; throw
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> Mikhail leaves north.
> Mikhail has fled!
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> Your slash MASSACRES the Ofcol cityguard!
> Your flaming bite *** DEMOLISHES *** the Ofcol cityguard!
> Your slash MASSACRES the Ofcol cityguard!
> Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS the Ofcol cityguard!
> The Ofcol cityguard is writhing in agony.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; Your throw misses the Ofcol cityguard.
> The Ofcol cityguard is writhing in agony.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt;
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> You parry the Ofcol cityguard's slice.
> The Ofcol cityguard tries to disarm you, but fails.
> The Ofcol cityguard dodges your slash.
> Your flaming bite MANGLES the Ofcol cityguard!
> Your slash DISMEMBERS the Ofcol cityguard!
> The Ofcol cityguard is DEAD!!
> You receive 0 experience points.
> You hear the Ofcol cityguard's death cry.
> You get 10 gold coins from the corpse of the Ofcol cityguard.
> The gods give you 36 gold coins for your sacrifice.
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> <506hp 441m 472 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> *** Now I get messed up with the triggers
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; assassinate *some guy*
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> throw
> They aren't here.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; throw
> throw
> throw
> But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; look
> A Small Crossroads Outside Ofcol
> The main road runs north-south and appears heavily traveled, leading off
> into the village of Ofcol to the north. Dust hangs in the air from a recent
> traveler, most likely on horseback. A smaller trail leads off to the east
> and west, circumventing the village altogether. That trail, however, looks
> overgrown and traveled infrequently. The main road leads off to the south,
> through the plains. You notice a small sign standing off to the side.
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> [Exits: north east south west]
> A brass helm is against the wall here.
> A VERY big sword is against the wall here.
> A pile of brass plates is against the wall here.
> A shiny ring of gold is in the dirt.
> (Invis) Qanoon is sleeping here.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; assassinate *some guy*
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> throw
> throw
> throw
> throw
> They aren't here.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; assassinate Qannon
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> throw
> throw
> throw
> They aren't here.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; look
> But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; A Small Crossroads Outside Ofcol
> The main road runs north-south and appears heavily traveled, leading off
> into the village of Ofcol to the north. Dust hangs in the air from a recent
> traveler, most likely on horseback. A smaller trail leads off to the east
> and west, circumventing the village altogether. That trail, however, looks
> overgrown and traveled infrequently. The main road leads off to the south,
> through the plains. You notice a small sign standing off to the side.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> A brass helm is against the wall here.
> A VERY big sword is against the wall here.
> A pile of brass plates is against the wall here.
> A shiny ring of gold is in the dirt.
> (Invis) Qanoon is sleeping here.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; assassinate Qanoon
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> throw
> throw
> throw
> You'd better rest up a bit first.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; throw
> But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt;
> The day has begun.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; assassinate Qanoon
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> You'd better rest up a bit first.
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> *** Damn. Well, I will know next time.
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; throw
> throw
> But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; throw
> But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <517hp 441m 473 mv&gt; murder Qanoon
> throw
> throw
> throw
> throw
> Qanoon yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Sandello!'
> Your slash MANGLES Qanoon!
> Qanoon has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt;
> Qanoon fades into existence.
> You parry Qanoon's sting.
> Your slash MANGLES Qanoon!
> Your flaming bite MASSACRES Qanoon!
> Your slash DISMEMBERS Qanoon!
> Your slash DISMEMBERS Qanoon!
> Qanoon is convulsing on the ground.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; You throw Qanoon to the ground with stunning force.
> Your throw DISMEMBERS Qanoon!
> Qanoon is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
> You attempt to execute a ground control move on Qanoon but fail.
> Your ground control misses Qanoon.
> Qanoon is convulsing on the ground.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt;
> A zombie of a large guard has arrived.
> A giant mercenary has arrived.
> A zombie of Sylok has arrived.
> The special guard has arrived.
> The special guard has arrived.
> Qanoon is convulsing on the ground.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; get all corpse
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> Mikhail has arrived.
> Qanoon is convulsing on the ground.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt;
> Your slash MASSACRES Qanoon!
> Qanoon is DEAD!!
> Qanoon's leg is sliced from his dead body.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt;
> Mikhail gets a thick belt of woven gold from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets an amethyst ring from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets an amethyst ring from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a topaz stone necklace from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a leather hunting bracer from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a cloak of wyvern leather from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a leather hunting bracer from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a pair of golden sleeves from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a helm of polished silver from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets the cobbler's shoes from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets a Big Ol'Pack Sack from the corpse of Qanoon.
> Mikhail gets 335 gold coins from the corpse of Qanoon.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; vanish
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> You cough violently.
> Fosterian scratches some bumps on his face leaving them oozing a brown liquid.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt;
> The special guard gets a pair of spiked gauntlets from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets some leggings from the snow worm from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets a blood-stained tunic from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets a practice dagger from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets the Great Crown of the Svirfnebli from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets a ruby-encrusted collar from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets a water jug from the corpse of Qanoon.
> The special guard gets a practice whip from the corpse of Qanoon.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; But you aren't fighting anyone!
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; I see nothing in the corpse.
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> <526hp 441m 473 mv&gt; Outskirts of Ofcol
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> [Exits: north east west]
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> Phew.
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