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Posted by Graintuilus/Pilon on March 30, 2000 at 08:49:16:

In Reply to: Actually, a Manta Ray on the water is heart-sickeningly powerful, and Zorszaul just made it look like a wind up sex toy. n/t posted by Macheath on March 30, 2000 at 06:52:42:

> > > <643hp 338m 478mv> swimto zorszaul
> > > murder zorszaul
> > >
> > > Zorszaul yells 'Muad'drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!'
> > >
> > > <643hp 338m 478mv> You swim to Zorszaul.
> > > On the Aryth Ocean
> > >
> > > [Exits: north east south west down]
> > > A towering storm giant commands his soldiers with unquestionable authority.
> > > (Charmed) A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant is here.
> > > (Charmed) A cackling ghoul with eyes of flame roams here, feeding on the dead.
> > > (Charmed) A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant is here.
> > > (Charmed) A flesh golem stands here.
> > > (Charmed) A gibbering ghoul hovers here in the shadows.
> > > (Charmed) A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier is here.
> > > (Ghostly) (WANTED) Zorszaul is here, fighting a storm giant commander.
> > > A female storm giant smiles as you approach.
> > > A young cloud floats lazily here.
> > >
> > > <643hp 338m 478mv> Zorszaul yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a manta ray!'
> > > You step out from your cover.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Zorszaul is in perfect health. -> 100%
> > >
> > > <643hp 338m 478mv>
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound maims a storm giant commander!
> > > A ghoul's pound DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander!
> > > Zorszaul's defilement MUTILATES a storm giant commander!
> > > Your sting mauls Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul is in perfect health. -> 100%
> > >
> > > <643hp 338m 478mv>
> > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce MUTILATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound decimates a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound decimates a storm giant commander!
> > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > Zorszaul executes the form Stones Falling from the Mountain!
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Your sting decimates Zorszaul!
> > > Your sting maims Zorszaul!
> > > A storm giant commander's punch misses Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
> > > You feel unclean.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound decimates a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A ghoul's pound misses a storm giant commander.
> > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > Zorszaul executes the form Lightning of Three Prongs!
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Your sting devastates Zorszaul!
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Zorszaul stops using the Unholy Sword of Zurcon.
> > > Zorszaul wields a jagged short sword.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'noselacri'.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A flesh golem's pound decimates a storm giant commander!
> > > A flesh golem's pound misses a storm giant commander.
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's slice.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Your sting injures Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul parries your sting.
> > > Your sting decimates Zorszaul!
> > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul.
> > > A storm giant commander's kick hits Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'noselacri'.
> > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander!
> > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A ghoul's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > A ghoul's pound decimates a storm giant commander!
> > > A flesh golem's pound devastates a storm giant commander!
> > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander!
> > > You dodge Zorszaul's slice.
> > > Zorszaul opens a massive wound in you!
> > > Your sting mauls Zorszaul.
> > > Your sting misses Zorszaul.
> > > Your sting devastates Zorszaul!
> > > Your sting mauls Zorszaul.
> > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul.
> > > Zorszaul has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'noselacri'.
> > > You are blinded!
> > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pierce DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pierce devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pound MUTILATES someone!
> > > Someone's slash DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's pound devastates someone!
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Your sting decimates someone!
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
> > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's slice misses you.
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Your sting mauls someone.
> > > Your sting decimates someone!
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce maims someone!
> > > Someone's pierce devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pound MUTILATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pound devastates someone!
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Someone executes the form The Boar Rushes Down the Mountain!
> > > Someone yells 'Muad'drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!'
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Your sting wounds someone.
> > > Your sting MUTILATES someone!
> > > Someone dodges your sting.
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone utters the words, 'sausabru'.
> > > You feel very sick.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound mauls someone.
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's pound devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pound decimates someone!
> > > Someone's pound devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pound maims someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Your sting devastates someone!
> > > Your sting maims someone!
> > > Your sting MUTILATES someone!
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's pound decimates someone!
> > > Someone's pound devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone stiffens at someone's unclean touch!
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Your sting wounds someone.
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone utters the words, 'sausabru'.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce devastates someone!
> > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound maims someone!
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Your sting misses someone.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
> > > You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone's pierce misses someone.
> > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pierce decimates someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone!
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone's punch wounds someone.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <643hp 313m 490mv>
> > > Someone becomes corporeal again.
> > > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
> > > Your burning, weeping sores devastates you!
> > > You shiver and suffer.
> > > Your poison maims you!
> > > You continue to bleed from your wounds.
> > > Your bleeding MUTILATES you!
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <540hp 238m 440mv>
> > > Someone's pierce MUTILATES someone!
> > > Someone's pierce DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone's pierce DISMEMBERS someone!
> > > Someone is DEAD!!
> > > You hear someone's death cry.
> > > Someone's slice MUTILATES you!
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's slash.
> > > You dodge someone's slash.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pierce.
> > > Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <500hp 238m 440mv>
> > > Someone utters the words, 'zawsufuq hajqp'.
> > > Someone's cold touch drains some of your life away!
> > >
> > > Someone's deathly touch MANGLES you!
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <405hp 238m 440mv>
> > > You dodge someone's pierce.
> > > You dodge someone's pierce.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's slash.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES you!
> > > Someone's pound maims you!
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Your sting decimates someone!
> > > Your sting MUTILATES someone!
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <318hp 238m 440mv>
> > > You dodge someone's pierce.
> > > Someone's pound MASSACRES you!
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > Someone's slash MASSACRES you!
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > Someone's pound maims you!
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's pound.
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > You dodge someone's slice.
> > > Someone's amulet becomes covered in flames!
> > > Someone's blast of flame *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > > Your sting hits someone.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone parries your sting.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <14hp 238m 440mv>
> > > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts.
> > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55%
> > >
> > > <14hp 238m 440mv> flee
> > > You can't see a thing!
> > > You flee from combat!
> > >
> > > <14hp 238m 438mv>
> > > The sun slowly disappears in the west.
> > >
> > > <14hp 238m 438mv> cam
> > > You attempt to camouflage yourself.
> > >
> > > <14hp 238m 438mv>
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > > Someone has arrived.
> > >
> > > <14hp 238m 438mv>
> > > You make some noise as you are attacked.
> > > Someone utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
> > > Someone points to you and says 'Die'.
> > > Someone's word of death *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > > You have been KILLED!!
> > >
> > > You fail to maintain your speed.
> > > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> > > As long as you don't attack anything.

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Comments:	> > > > <643hp 338m 478mv> swimto zorszaul > > > > murder zorszaul > > > > > > > > Zorszaul yells 'Muad'drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!' > > > > > > > > <643hp 338m 478mv> You swim to Zorszaul. > > > > On the Aryth Ocean > > > > > > > > [Exits: north east south west down] > > > > A towering storm giant commands his soldiers with unquestionable authority. > > > > (Charmed) A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant is here. > > > > (Charmed) A cackling ghoul with eyes of flame roams here, feeding on the dead. > > > > (Charmed) A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant is here. > > > > (Charmed) A flesh golem stands here. > > > > (Charmed) A gibbering ghoul hovers here in the shadows. > > > > (Charmed) A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier is here. > > > > (Ghostly) (WANTED) Zorszaul is here, fighting a storm giant commander. > > > > A female storm giant smiles as you approach. > > > > A young cloud floats lazily here. > > > > > > > > <643hp 338m 478mv> Zorszaul yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a manta ray!' > > > > You step out from your cover. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Zorszaul is in perfect health. -> 100% > > > > > > > > <643hp 338m 478mv> > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound maims a storm giant commander! > > > > A ghoul's pound DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander! > > > > Zorszaul's defilement MUTILATES a storm giant commander! > > > > Your sting mauls Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul is in perfect health. -> 100% > > > > > > > > <643hp 338m 478mv> > > > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce MUTILATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound decimates a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound decimates a storm giant commander! > > > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > Zorszaul executes the form Stones Falling from the Mountain! > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Your sting decimates Zorszaul! > > > > Your sting maims Zorszaul! > > > > A storm giant commander's punch misses Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > > > > You feel unclean. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound DISMEMBERS a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound decimates a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A ghoul's pound misses a storm giant commander. > > > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > Zorszaul executes the form Lightning of Three Prongs! > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's defilement. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Your sting devastates Zorszaul! > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Zorszaul stops using the Unholy Sword of Zurcon. > > > > Zorszaul wields a jagged short sword. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'noselacri'. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A flesh golem's pound decimates a storm giant commander! > > > > A flesh golem's pound misses a storm giant commander. > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's slice. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Your sting injures Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul parries your sting. > > > > Your sting decimates Zorszaul! > > > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul. > > > > A storm giant commander's kick hits Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'noselacri'. > > > > Zorszaul has a few scratches. -> 100% - 85% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce devastates a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A demon-ghoul's slash MASSACRES a storm giant commander! > > > > A zombie of a storm giant lieutenant's pound MUTILATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A ghoul's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > A ghoul's pound decimates a storm giant commander! > > > > A flesh golem's pound devastates a storm giant commander! > > > > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES a storm giant commander! > > > > You dodge Zorszaul's slice. > > > > Zorszaul opens a massive wound in you! > > > > Your sting mauls Zorszaul. > > > > Your sting misses Zorszaul. > > > > Your sting devastates Zorszaul! > > > > Your sting mauls Zorszaul. > > > > A storm giant commander's punch wounds Zorszaul. > > > > Zorszaul has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'noselacri'. > > > > You are blinded! > > > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pierce DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pierce devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pound MUTILATES someone! > > > > Someone's slash DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's pound devastates someone! > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Your sting decimates someone! > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'. > > > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's slice misses you. > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Your sting mauls someone. > > > > Your sting decimates someone! > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. -> 85% - 70% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce maims someone! > > > > Someone's pierce devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pound MUTILATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pound devastates someone! > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Someone executes the form The Boar Rushes Down the Mountain! > > > > Someone yells 'Muad'drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!' > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Your sting wounds someone. > > > > Your sting MUTILATES someone! > > > > Someone dodges your sting. > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone utters the words, 'sausabru'. > > > > You feel very sick. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound mauls someone. > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's pound devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pound decimates someone! > > > > Someone's pound devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pound maims someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Your sting devastates someone! > > > > Your sting maims someone! > > > > Your sting MUTILATES someone! > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's pound decimates someone! > > > > Someone's pound devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone stiffens at someone's unclean touch! > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Your sting wounds someone. > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone utters the words, 'sausabru'. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce devastates someone! > > > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound maims someone! > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Your sting misses someone. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'. > > > > You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone's pierce misses someone. > > > > Someone's pierce EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pierce decimates someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES someone! > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone's punch wounds someone. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <643hp 313m 490mv> > > > > Someone becomes corporeal again. > > > > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > > > > Your burning, weeping sores devastates you! > > > > You shiver and suffer. > > > > Your poison maims you! > > > > You continue to bleed from your wounds. > > > > Your bleeding MUTILATES you! > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <540hp 238m 440mv> > > > > Someone's pierce MUTILATES someone! > > > > Someone's pierce DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone's pierce DISMEMBERS someone! > > > > Someone is DEAD!! > > > > You hear someone's death cry. > > > > Someone's slice MUTILATES you! > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's slash. > > > > You dodge someone's slash. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pierce. > > > > Your sting EVISCERATES someone! > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <500hp 238m 440mv> > > > > Someone utters the words, 'zawsufuq hajqp'. > > > > Someone's cold touch drains some of your life away! > > > > > > > > Someone's deathly touch MANGLES you! > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <405hp 238m 440mv> > > > > You dodge someone's pierce. > > > > You dodge someone's pierce. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's slash. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > Someone's pound EVISCERATES you! > > > > Someone's pound maims you! > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Your sting decimates someone! > > > > Your sting MUTILATES someone! > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <318hp 238m 440mv> > > > > You dodge someone's pierce. > > > > Someone's pound MASSACRES you! > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > Someone's slash MASSACRES you! > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > Someone's pound maims you! > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's pound. > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > You dodge someone's slice. > > > > Someone's amulet becomes covered in flames! > > > > Someone's blast of flame * DEMOLISHES * you! > > > > Your sting hits someone. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone parries your sting. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <14hp 238m 440mv> > > > > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts. > > > > Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. -> 70% - 55% > > > > > > > > <14hp 238m 440mv> flee > > > > You can't see a thing! > > > > You flee from combat! > > > > > > > > <14hp 238m 438mv> > > > > The sun slowly disappears in the west. > > > > > > > > <14hp 238m 438mv> cam > > > > You attempt to camouflage yourself. > > > > > > > > <14hp 238m 438mv> > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > Someone has arrived. > > > > > > > > <14hp 238m 438mv> > > > > You make some noise as you are attacked. > > > > Someone utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'. > > > > Someone points to you and says 'Die'. > > > > Someone's word of death * DEMOLISHES * you! > > > > You have been KILLED!! > > > > > > > > You fail to maintain your speed. > > > > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes. > > > > As long as you don't attack anything.

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