Posted by Kilk the crazy mo fo. on March 30, 2000 at 17:02:41:
sitting in the bar board as fuck then hey look who walks in...
<544hp 377m 533mv> l aartis
Thoughtful eyes stare out at you from the face of the being before you.
His face seems to wear a feint smile, an odd position for such dark lips
generally creased into a frown or sadistic grimace on others of his people.
His face is scarred and pockmarked, looking as if it has been through a lot,
and most would wonder what stories it might have to tell. Long white hair
frames this odd face, carefully brushed and hanging to his lean shoulders,
giving a youthful, kindhearted air to this seemingly ageless spirit. Clad
in simple clothes, a plain shirt, coat, and breeches, he is dressed as any
normal man might, though the aura of kindness and welcoming that seems to
radiate from his very soul seems so out of place on this being. You know not
what to think of one such as this, whose very presence raises more questions
than it could ever answer.
Aartis, a male dark-elf, <-----BINGO
is in perfect health.
Aartis is using:
You peek at the inventory:
a raft
a large sack
( 3) a water skin
a demon whip
<544hp 377m 533mv> whisper nite nite... dont let the bed bugs bite!
<544hp 377m 533mv> you wisper "nite nite... dont let the bed bugs bite!" <---- love doing that...
<544hp 377m 533mv> black aartis
You hit Aartis in the back of the head with a lead filled sack.<---- ok good...
<544hp 377m 533mv> bind aartis
You take a burlap sack and put it over Aartis's head, and tie it tightly.
You take a rope and tie Aartis's legs tightly. <----- ok real good...
<544hp 377m 533mv> in
You are carrying:
stoneware jug
an etched mithril axe
( 2) serpent-scale bracer
(Glowing) a fiery dagger
a red dragon torso
a sack
a titanium foil
(Glowing) the dagger of betrayal
a three-bladed dagger
(Humming) a jewelled dagger !!BINGO!!
(Glowing) a thin axe
(Humming) a black enameled shield
the claws of Beren
an embossed buckler
(Humming) a jewelled broadsword
<544hp 377m 533mv> wear jewelled
You step out of the shadows.
hide
You wield a jewelled dagger.
A jewelled dagger feels like a part of you!
NASTY!!!!!!
<544hp 377m 533mv> You attempt to hide.
<544hp 377m 533mv> l
The Bar of the Eternal Star
A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree,
it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food
is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and
swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare
ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks.
Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can
stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs
over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to
be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To
the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards,
patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie
west.
[Exits: north east west]
Aartis is sleeping here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A huge, fat man roars with laughter as he passes out drinks.
HERE GOES NOTHING
<544hp 377m 533mv> bs aartis
trip
You step out of the shadows.
hide
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Kilk!' ---FORGOT TO BLACK HIM DAMN---
A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES you!
You trample around loudly again.
Your backstab >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Aartis! OK THAT WAS GOOD!!!
Aartis yells 'Help! I've been backstabbed!'
Aartis is gushing blood.
<498hp 377m 533mv>
You parry Aartis's punch.
You parry Aartis's punch.
Aartis deflects your pierce with his shield.
Aartis deflects your pierce with his shield.
A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES you!
Your shield blocks a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer's kick DISMEMBERS you!
Aartis is gushing blood.
<383hp 377m 533mv>
You can't find the opening you need to kick Aartis while they're down. ??? OK I GUESS ???
Aartis is gushing blood.
<383hp 377m 533mv>
You parry Aartis's punch.
You parry Aartis's punch.
Your pierce DISMEMBERS Aartis!
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
Aartis is writhing in agony.
<383hp 377m 533mv> trip -- thats the ticket--
You can't find the opening you need to kick Aartis while they're down. ??I DONT GET IT??
Aartis is writhing in agony.
<389hp 377m 533mv> You trip Aartis and he goes down! OK THAT IS GOOD
Your trip scratches Aartis.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Aartis while he's down!
Your vicious attack MASSACRES Aartis.!COOL!!
Aartis is writhing in agony. STILL ???
<389hp 377m 533mv>
You parry Aartis's punch.
You parry Aartis's punch.
Aartis deflects your pierce with his shield.
You parry a dwarf bouncer's crush.
Aartis is writhing in agony.
<389hp 377m 533mv> trip
You parry Aartis's punch.
Aartis deflects your pierce with his shield.
Your shield blocks a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES you!
Aartis is writhing in agony.
<346hp 377m 533mv> You attempt to hide.
Aartis is writhing in agony.
<346hp 377m 533mv> You trip Aartis and he goes down! OK DIE ALREADY
You step out of the shadows.
hide
Your trip grazes Aartis.
You can't find the opening you need to kick Aartis while they're down.
Aartis is writhing in agony.
<346hp 377m 533mv>
You parry Aartis's punch.
Your pierce MASSACRES Aartis!
A dwarf bouncer's crush MASSACRES you! OUCH!
Your shield blocks a dwarf bouncer's crush.
Aartis is convulsing on the ground.
<279hp 377m 533mv> trip
You parry Aartis's punch.
You parry Aartis's punch.
Your pierce DISMEMBERS Aartis!
Aartis is DEAD!! there we go...
Aartis hits the ground ... DEAD.
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer is in perfect health.
FLED CAME BACK
The Bar of the Eternal Star
[Exits: north east west]
The corpse of Aartis is lying here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A huge, fat man roars with laughter as he passes out drinks.
<228hp 377m 529mv> You attempt to hide.
<228hp 377m 529mv> get all corpse
You step out of the shadows.
Quandil gets a shield from the hide of a snow worm from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets the cobbler's shoes from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a demon whip from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets some leggings from the snow worm from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a sterling steel belt buckle from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a serpent ring from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a water skin from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a water skin from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a water skin from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a large sack from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a pair of spiked gauntlets from the corpse of Aartis.
Quandil gets a raft from the corpse of Aartis.
<238hp 377m 533mv> say hey
You step out of the shadows.
hide
You say 'hey'
<238hp 377m 533mv> i use the $#@!%@#%
you feel more alive!
you feel more alive!
you feel more tired!
you feel mentaly drained!
<456hp 343m 508mv>
<456hp 343m 508mv> bs Quandil
trip
You step out of the shadows.
hide
You feel your luck improving.
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Kilk!'
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You trample around loudly again.
Your backstab === OBLITERATES === Quandil!
Your second backstab *** DEMOLISHES *** Quandil!
Quandil has fled!
DAMN YOU Quandil YOU PRICK.
<394hp 343m 508mv>
Later that day... This shows that tranni forms are not that overpowered if you do it right... smirk
missed the black he formed then comes looking for me 2 secconds later..
You step out of the shadows
You trample around loudly again.
Your backstab <<< ERADICATES >> a gray wolf !
A gray wolf is DEAD!!
A gray wolf hits the ground ... DEAD.
hummm was that what you were looking for ?
smirk... well kilk is gone i will sort out the rest of the logs some other day... wave its been fun.