Posted by Oh frickin well on April 10, 2000 at 19:49:55:

The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch scratches Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch scratches Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch scratches Isharin.
Isharin's slash grazes the kitten.

<100%hp 94%m 100%mv> zap kitten
You zap the kitten with an elemental rod of earthquake.
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
You fade into existence.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
The shopkeeper is unaffected by your earthquake!
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's eye pops out of its socket.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake hits the kitten.
Your earthquake mauls the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake misses you.
The gods protect Isharin.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake decimates the kitten!
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's foot is sliced from her dead body.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's fang is pulled from his mouth.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake injures the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's leg is sliced from her dead body.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake mauls the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
Your earthquake mauls the happy drunk.
The happy drunk is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the happy drunk's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Just keep it all.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
You parry the kitten's scratch.
You parry the kitten's scratch.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch scratches you.
The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
The beagle fades into existence.
Isharin's slash grazes the kitten.
The shopkeeper's pound MASSACRES you!
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<75%hp 94%m 100%mv> !
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
You parry the kitten's scratch.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch scratches Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
You parry the kitten's scratch.
The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
Isharin's slash scratches the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
The kitten's severed head plops on the ground.
Isharin sacrifices the corpse of the kitten to the gods.
The shopkeeper's pound DISMEMBERS you!
The shopkeeper's pound MASSACRES you!
The shopkeeper's pound DISMEMBERS you!
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<11%hp 94%m 100%mv>


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The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses Isharin.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The kitten's scratch misses you.
The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
Isharin's slash scratches the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You hear the kitten's death cry.
Isharin sacrifices the corpse of the kitten to the gods.
You dodge the shopkeeper's pound.
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<11%hp 94%m 100%mv> You zap the kitten with an elemental rod of earthquake.
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
The shopkeeper is unaffected by your earthquake!
The beagle stops following you.
Your earthquake hits the beagle.
Your earthquake misses you.
The gods protect Isharin.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake injures the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's severed head plops on the ground.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's severed head plops on the ground.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake injures the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake injures the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake mauls the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The kitten's eye pops out of its socket.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake wounds the kitten.
The kitten is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the kitten's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<11%hp 94%m 100%mv>fl

The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
The shopkeeper's pound MASSACRES you!
You have been KILLED!!

I hate this game

Follow Ups:

• I might have had some pity for you had you not been able to flee, but after I watched you zap again at 11%, I just wondered how you beat out a million other sperm. :P Greengiant 20:52:28 4/10/2000 (1)
  • Well it went like this Schnibble 04:24:47 4/11/2000 (0)
• Fair is Fair Unknown 19:53:53 4/10/2000 (1)
  • Whatintheheckareyoutalkingabout? Scnibble 04:17:54 4/11/2000 (0)

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