Re: Great rp from a rager *laugh*:

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Posted by Iolanthe on April 14, 2000 at 09:12:23:

In Reply to: Great rp from a rager *laugh* posted by An honorable warrior on April 14, 2000 at 05:56:46:

> RP_rager darts past the man-at-arms's defenses, attempting a serpent strike!
> RP_rager's serpent strike EVISCERATES the man-at-arms!
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager's pierce EVISCERATES the man-at-arms!
> RP_rager's wrath EVISCERATES the man-at-arms!
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager darts past the man-at-arms's defenses, attempting a serpent strike!
> RP_rager's serpent strike EVISCERATES the man-at-arms!
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager's pierce DISMEMBERS the man-at-arms!
> RP_rager's wrath EVISCERATES the man-at-arms!
> The man-at-arms is DEAD!!
> The man-at-arms's heart is torn from his chest.
> RP_rager gets 1309 gold coins from the corpse of the man-at-arms.
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager fills the air with his hatred of magic.
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv> look
> The South Gate of Udgaard Loke's Farm
> Flanked by twin towers, an enormous stone gateway rises to protect the city.
> A darkened steel portcullis here serves to close the gates when necessary.
> Jutting out of the thick grating, huge spikes fend off would-be assailants.
> Archer's slits look down into the gateway, to finish off any unfortunate
> attackers. Behind the portcullis, studded metal doorways lead into the
> towers.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> ( 2) The corpse of the man-at-arms is lying here.
> (Invis) Krazardak is here. ******************* There is a drow here, with me.
> RP_rager is here.
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager butchers the corpse of the man-at-arms and creates 3 steaks.
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager butchers the corpse of the man-at-arms and creates 2 steaks.
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager says 'rings please'
>
> <591hp 376m 542mv>
> RP_rager looks at you.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv> frown
> What's bothering you?
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> Krazardak says 'No, rager/' ************ See, he told him he took the rings
> BEFORE THIS WAS SAID i HAD ALREADY TYPED MY NEXT ACTION OS ASKING WHO TOOK THEM, INCASE MATRIKIAR HAD SEEN SOMEONE TAKE THEM.
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager says 'who took rings?' ************* Stupid question YES IT IS STUPID BUT...I HAD ALREADY TYPED IT IN AND WAS NOT MOVING THE SWIFTEST.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv> slap RP_rager
>
> RP_rager spits in utter disgust! THE REALISATION OF THE MAGE TAKING THEM.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv> You slap RP_rager. THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE MARKED FOR WHICH I TOLD YOU LATER AFTER YOU CONSTANT WHINGING. YOU DISRESPECTED ME COMPLETELY SO I HAVE YOUR FATE MARKED SHOULD IO EVER BE ABLE TO HIT YOU. HENCE THE DISPLEASUREABLE GROWL AND THE STATEMENT OF BEING MARKED.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> The sun slowly disappears in the west.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager growls.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv> say How dare you think I stolen your rings?
> You say 'How dare you think I stolen your rings?'
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv> frown
> What's bothering you?
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager looks tougher.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager gets a water jug from a girdle of many pouches.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager drinks water from a water jug.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager puts a water jug in a girdle of many pouches.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> The night has begun.
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager says 'you are marked' ************ I am marked for not having the rings !
>
> <591hp 376m 549mv>
> RP_rager leaves north.
>
> Sorry, but this is the most incredible sign of intelligence I have even seen. I am a warrior, that guy come kill those things, get stealed by a dark-elf who tell him he stolen them and he still manage to accuse me and mark me. No, I can't really understand what have become the rager now a day.

AND THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT ASSASSINATING MY CHARACTER IS JUST LAUGHABLE. AND THE MOCK REVULSION OF 'OH WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO RAGERS NOWADAYS' MAKES ME THINK EVEN LESS OF YOU.

AS IOLANTHE WOULD SAY 'Yir an ARSE!'

-----Iolanthe



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