Heres a little ditty I call "Borderline Heart Attack":

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Posted by Venia on April 20, 2000 at 10:37:30:

Ok little lead in. we are killing shoppies in arial city and the shop before this Slithroat assisted and the elmental was lost, 25 hours for another but we have a blazing archon so we say hey we can risk it for a while. LIttle did we know that our worst horrors were about to come true. There is a signpost up ahead next stop, the Twilight Zone.

*and yes I know spam kills*


<459hp 479m 359mv> Blue Sky Tavern.
The Blue Sky Tavern is the best, (albeit the only) tavern in Arial City.
Nick, the proprietor/bartender, helps the place maintain a friendly
atmosphere by providing all types of beer, spirits and cocktails, some of
which were invented by Nick himself. There is a keeper at the north of the
room, guarding what appears to be an illegal gambling room. To the east is
Carnation Drive. To the south lies the Bard's guild.

[Exits: east south]
An Arial warrior guard stands firm.
(White Aura) A blazing sphere of light surrounded by swirling motes hovers
here.
(Invis) Jafel is here.
Petachok is here.
(White Aura) The shadowy protector stands guards here.
Nick, the friendly human Bartender, is busy mixing cocktails.

<459hp 479m 359mv>
Petachok's slice maims Nick!

<459hp 545m 359mv>
The archon returns to the Heavens.

**This is a VERY VERY VERY BADS thing***

<459hp 545m 359mv>
Petachok's slice maims Nick!
Jafel fades into existence.
Jafel's shocking touch misses Nick.
Nick's pierce decimates Petachok!

<459hp 545m 359mv> emote folds her arms over her chest and nods, deep in
concentration at her subject.
c 'slow' nick
c soft nick
Venia folds her arms over her chest and nods, deep in concentration at her
subject.

<459hp 545m 359mv> Nick is moving more slowly.
Ok.

<459hp 515m 359mv>
Jafel utters the words, 'bjyyzh'.
Jafel buffets Nick with a controlled blast of air!
Jafel's buffeting *** DEVASTATES *** Nick!

<459hp 515m 359mv>
Petachok's slice maims Nick!
Jafel's shocking touch DISMEMBERS Nick!
The guard screams and attacks you!
**Yikes, and im not transformed**

The guard's slash maims you!
The guard's slash MUTILATES you!
The guard is in perfect health.

<381hp 515m 359mv>
Petachok tells the group 'damn!'
The guard is in perfect health.

<381hp 515m 359mv>
Petachok's slice devastates Nick!
Jafel's shocking touch misses Nick.
The guard dodges your pierce.
Nick's pierce MASSACRES Petachok!
The guard's slash maims you!
The guard's slash devastates you!
The guard is in perfect health.

<317hp 515m 359mv>
Petachok tells the group 'he left!'
The guard is in perfect health.

<317hp 515m 359mv> Nick looks frail.
The guard is in perfect health.

<317hp 455m 359mv>
Petachok has fled!
The guard is in perfect health.

<317hp 455m 359mv>
Petachok tells the group 'run'
The guard is in perfect health.

<317hp 455m 359mv>
Your pierce misses the guard.
Nick's pierce MUTILATES Jafel!
Nick's pierce MUTILATES Jafel!
The guard's slash MUTILATES you!
The guard's slash MUTILATES you!
The guard is in perfect health.

<236hp 455m 359mv> flee

Jafel has fled!
The guard is in perfect health.

<236hp 455m 359mv>
The guard parries your pierce.
The guard's slash devastates you!
You parry the guard's slash.
Nick screams and attacks you!
Nick's pierce EVISCERATES you!
You parry Nick's pierce.
Nick's pierce MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The guard is in perfect health.

<92hp 455m 359mv>
Petachok tells the group 'and word'
The guard is in perfect health.

**this is my impression of a gnomish punching bag**

<92hp 455m 359mv> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
The guard is in perfect health.

<92hp 455m 359mv> flee
Entrance to the Bard's Guild

[Exits: north south]
A cheerful Bard strums his harp while guarding his Guildhall.
You flee from combat!

**mmmkay Here we have the term "stuck between a rock and a hard place" brought to life**
<92hp 455m 358mv> s
The Bard says 'You aren't allowed in there!'

**panic sets in, what do I do, I cant go back I would surely face death. Ok remember what you were taught in mud school, think of the manuals..panic kills *slap self* Pull yourself together! SO I did all I could think of to get myself more helth and a chance to live*

<92hp 455m 358mv> c 'transform' bard
You lost your concentration.

<92hp 380m 358mv> c 'transform' bard
You sap a bit of the Bard's life energy!
Your mind clouds as your health increases.
The Bard yells 'Help! Venia is attacking the guild!'
The Bard is unaffected by your transformation!
The Bard is in perfect health.

<557hp 230m 358mv>
The Bard parries your pierce.
The Bard's slice misses you.
The Bard is in perfect health.

<557hp 230m 358mv> flee

The guard has arrived.
The Bard is in perfect health.

<571hp 290m 359mv>
The Bard parries your pierce.
The Bard's slice misses you.
The Bard disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
The Bard is in perfect health.

<571hp 290m 359mv>
The Bard dodges your punch.
The Bard's slice MUTILATES you!
The Bard's slice MUTILATES you!
The Bard's slice MUTILATES you!
The guard screams and attacks you!
The guard's slash MUTILATES you!
The guard's slash MUTILATES you!
You dodge the guard's slash.
The Bard is in perfect health.

**Ladies and Gents, I present to you, OWE!**

<375hp 290m 359mv> flee

The Bard dodges your punch.
The Bard's slice MUTILATES you!
The Bard's slice MUTILATES you!
The guard's slash MUTILATES you!
The Bard is in perfect health.

<254hp 290m 359mv> The Bard says 'You aren't allowed in there!'
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Your punch hits the Bard.
The Bard's slice EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The Bard says 'You aren't allowed in there!'
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
The Bard's slice EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The Bard says 'You aren't allowed in there!'
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone says 'You aren't allowed in there!'
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's slash misses you.
Someone has a few scratches.

<165hp 290m 359mv> You can't see a thing!
You flee from combat!

<165hp 290m 358mv> c 'word of recall'
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 179mv> Someone tells the group 'archon left as soon as fight
started'

<165hp 274m 179mv>
Someone tells the group 'quite bad timing'

<165hp 274m 179mv> gt i worded.
You tell your group 'i worded. '

<165hp 274m 179mv>
Someone leaves south.

<165hp 274m 179mv>
Someone has arrived.
Someone auctions 'ankh of lock terradian, and spiked buckler for trade'

**WOrded, blind from dirt, only one thing to do, Spring to Copeham inn before ragers see the lame gazelle and cut her away from the flock**

<165hp 274m 179mv>
Someone leaves west.

<165hp 274m 179mv> w
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 178mv> w
w
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 175mv> w
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 172mv> You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 169mv> af
You are affected by:
Physical malady: 'dirt kicking' modifies hit roll by -4 for 0 hours.
Spell: 'transform' modifies none by 0 for 30 hours.
Spell: 'transform' modifies damage modifier by -10 for 30 hours.
Spell: 'transform' modifies hp by 465 for 30 hours.
Spell: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 41 hours.
Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'slow' modifies dexterity by -4 for 3 hours.
Spell: 'giant strength' modifies strength by 4 for 33 hours.
Skill: 'tome' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours.

<165hp 274m 169mv> s
s
s
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 166mv> s
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 163mv> You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 160mv> You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 157mv> e
e
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 154mv> e
s
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 151mv> s
s
You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 148mv> You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 147mv> You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 146mv> You can't see a thing!

<165hp 274m 145mv>
You are thirsty.
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.

**Checking to make sure I still have all my limbs**
<179hp 314m 209mv> gt dear lord that was frightening.
You tell your group 'dear lord that was frightening. '

<179hp 314m 209mv>
The angry drunk leaves south.

<179hp 314m 209mv>
Petachok tells the group 'My heart nearly stopped when I saw archon leave..I
had no sanctuary on as well at the moment'


**Did I mention that through all this I was VERY close to ranking and hopefully getting my next first form, a mobdeath would really not have made my day shiny**

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