Posted by ulghrit on April 22, 2000 at 13:55:36:
In Reply to: This is funny posted by ray on April 22, 2000 at 12:21:38:
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> You writhe in agony from the plague.
> Your sickness scratches you.
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> <89hp -474m -164mv>
> The felar shaman closes her eyes for a moment and nods at you.
> You feel less tired.
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> <89hp -474m -112mv>
> The felar shaman closes her eyes for a moment and nods at a Felar bandit.
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> <89hp -474m -112mv> whio ul
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> Ulghrit has arrived.
> Simka has arrived.
> A swarthy mercenary has arrived.
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> <89hp -474m -112mv> Huh?
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> <89hp -474m -112mv> whoi ul
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> You yell 'Die, Ulghrit, you sorcerous dog!'
> Ulghrit utters the words, 'grzzs'.
> Ulghrit parries your flaming bite.
> Ulghrit is in perfect health.
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> <89hp -474m -112mv> [ Fire ] (PK) Ulghrit the Cavalier of Legion
> Ulghrit is in perfect health.
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> <89hp -474m -112mv>
> Your flaming bite maims Ulghrit!
> Your flaming bite EVISCERATES Ulghrit!
> Ulghrit fades into existence.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> A swarthy mercenary fades into existence.
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> Simka fades into existence.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <89hp -474m -112mv>
> Simka sweeps your legs with an Udgaardian man-at-arms' halberd!
> Simka's leg sweep injures you.
> Ulghrit has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> The felar shaman closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Simka.
> Ulghrit has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit parries your flaming bite.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> You parry a swarthy mercenary's stab.
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS Ulghrit!
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You parry Ulghrit's pierce.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> Simka's leg sweep misses you.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv> entr
> You begin trying to entrap your opponents weapon.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> Your flaming bite devastates Ulghrit!
> Your flaming bite EVISCERATES Ulghrit!
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You parry Ulghrit's slash.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> Simka's leg sweep misses you.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> You entrap Ulghrit's weapon and disarm him!
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <73hp -474m -112mv>
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> Your flaming bite EVISCERATES Ulghrit!
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit's pierce DISMEMBERS you!
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv>
> Ulghrit gets mahn-Tor's Great Axe.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv> get 1.
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> Simka chops at you with his polearm, but you avoid the attack.
> Simka's chop misses you.
> Ulghrit is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv>
> Ulghrit wields mahn-Tor's Great Axe.
> Ulghrit is gushing blood.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv> I see no 1. here.
> Ulghrit is gushing blood.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv> chop
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> You dodge a swarthy mercenary's stab.
> Your flaming bite maims Ulghrit!
> Your flaming bite MUTILATES Ulghrit!
> Ulghrit parries your flaming bite.
> You parry Simka's cleave.
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> You parry Ulghrit's slash.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit is gushing blood.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv> You execute a controlled overhead attack with your polearm.
> Your chop misses Ulghrit.
> Ulghrit is gushing blood.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv>
> Ulghrit utters the words, 'sausabru'.
> You feel momentarily ill, but it passes.
> Ulghrit is gushing blood.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv>
> You keep a swarthy mercenary at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit parries your flaming bite.
> Your flaming bite maims Ulghrit!
> Ulghrit parries your flaming bite.
> Ulghrit parries your flaming bite.
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Simka at bay with your polearm.
> You dodge Ulghrit's slash.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> You keep Ulghrit at bay with your polearm.
> Ulghrit is writhing in agony.
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> <12hp -474m -112mv>
> Simka executes a controlled overhead attack with his polearm.
> Simka's chop *** DEVASTATES *** you!
> You have been KILLED!
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> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
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> <1hp 1m 79mv> chop
> Nah... You feel too relaxed...
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> <1hp 1m 79mv>
> The healer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Gizmonia.
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