I found it very funny.....just thought id say that... n/t

I found it very funny.....just thought id say that... n/t:
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Posted by Funny-Guy on May 24, 2000 at 00:40:27:

In Reply to: Funny fight posted by Yilake on May 21, 2000 at 23:59:16:

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> > > <851hp 586m 575mv> eat fillet > You eat a petite fillet of rare blowfish. > Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything! > You can't do that. > Your skin turns to stone. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > Vitzlar has arrived. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > Vitzlar lashes at your feet with his weapon! > Vitzlar's lash misses you. > You yell 'Help! Vitzlar is lashing me!' > Vitzlar is in perfect health. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > A fire elemental has arrived. > You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a fire elemental!' > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You step inside Vitzlar's freezing bite with a quick backfist. > You trample around loudly again. > Your punch DISMEMBERS Vitzlar! > Your drowning MANGLES Vitzlar! > Your drowning MANGLES Vitzlar! > Your drowning MASSACRES Vitzlar! > Vitzlar is gushing blood. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > You dodge a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You dodge a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You dodge a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You dodge Vitzlar's freezing bite. > You dodge Vitzlar's freezing bite. > Your drowning *** DEMOLISHES *** Vitzlar! > Your drowning MANGLES Vitzlar! > Vitzlar is convulsing on the ground. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > Vitzlar lashes at your feet with his weapon! > Vitzlar's lash misses you. > Vitzlar is convulsing on the ground. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You parry Vitzlar's freezing bite. > You dodge Vitzlar's freezing bite. > Vitzlar parries your drowning. > Your drowning MASSACRES Vitzlar! > Vitzlar is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. > Vitzlar is nearly dead. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > A transplendant archon has arrived. > Vitzlar is nearly dead. > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > A fire elemental spits out a ball of flame! > A fire elemental's fireball devastates you! > The conjurer guard yells 'Help! a fire elemental is attacking the guild!' > A fire elemental's fireball injures the conjurer guard. > Your drowning *** DEMOLISHES *** Vitzlar! > Vitzlar is DEAD!! > Vitzlar's leg is sliced from his dead body. > A transplendant archon slowly fades away. > The gods protect a fire elemental from the conjurer guard. > The conjurer guard gets a wild look in his eyes. > > <822hp 586m 575mv> l > You're totally frozen! > > <822hp 586m 575mv> > A fire elemental decides to go on to more important things. > > <837hp 586m 575mv> > Vitzlar has arrived. > > <837hp 586m 575mv> > Vitzlar gets a thick hide shield from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets the obsidian eye amulet from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a black breastplate from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets black leather boots from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a large sack from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a pitch-black belt from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a skull helm from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets an emerald bracelet from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets an emerald bracelet from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets the staff of healing medicine from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a barbed cat-o-nine-tails from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets the staff of healing medicine from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets the huge skull of the ancient Dracolich from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a petite fillet of rare blowfish from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a whirling staff from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a whirling staff from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets a water jug from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets the Cloak of Death from the corpse of Vitzlar. > Vitzlar gets 27210 gold coins from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > <837hp 586m 575mv> > The stiffness in your body wears off. > > <848hp 586m 575mv> laugh > You fall down laughing. > >
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Comments:	> > <table border=0 bgcolor=black> > > <tr> > > <td> > > <tt><font color=white> > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> eat fillet > > <font color="pink">You eat a petite fillet of rare blowfish.</font> > > <b>Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!</b> > > <font color="pink">You can't do that.</font> > > <b>Your skin turns to stone.</b> > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > Vitzlar has arrived. > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > Vitzlar lashes at your feet with his weapon! > > <font color="pink">Vitzlar's lash <font color="red">misses</font> you.</font> > > <font color="yellow"><b>You yell '<u>Help! Vitzlar is lashing me!</u>'</b></font> > > <font color="darkgreen">Vitzlar is in perfect health.</font> > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > A fire elemental has arrived. > > <font color="yellow"><b>You yell '<u>Help! I'm being attacked by a fire elemental!</u>'</b></font> > > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > <font color="pink">You step inside Vitzlar's freezing bite with a quick backfist.</font> > > <font color="pink">You trample around loudly again.</font> > > <b>Your punch <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <font color="darkgreen">Vitzlar is gushing blood.</font> > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > You dodge a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > You dodge a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > You dodge a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > You dodge Vitzlar's freezing bite. > > You dodge Vitzlar's freezing bite. > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red">* DEMOLISHES </font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <font color="darkgreen">Vitzlar is convulsing on the ground.</font> > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > Vitzlar lashes at your feet with his weapon! > > <font color="pink">Vitzlar's lash <font color="red">misses</font> you.</font> > > <font color="darkgreen">Vitzlar is convulsing on the ground.</font> > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > You parry Vitzlar's freezing bite. > > You dodge Vitzlar's freezing bite. > > Vitzlar parries your drowning. > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > Vitzlar is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. > > Vitzlar is nearly dead. > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > A transplendant archon has arrived. > > Vitzlar is nearly dead. > > > > <851hp 586m 575mv> > > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > You parry a fire elemental's flaming bite. > > A fire elemental spits out a ball of flame! > > <font color="pink">A fire elemental's fireball <font color="red">devastates</font> you!</font> > > <font color="lime">The conjurer guard yells '<u>Help! a fire elemental is attacking the guild!</u>'</font> > > A fire elemental's fireball <font color="red">injures</font> the conjurer guard. > > <b>Your drowning <font color="red"> DEMOLISHES *</font> Vitzlar!</b> > > <font color="yellow"><b>Vitzlar is DEAD!!</b></font> > > Vitzlar's leg is sliced from his dead body. > > A transplendant archon slowly fades away. > > The gods protect a fire elemental from the conjurer guard. > > The conjurer guard gets a wild look in his eyes. > > > > <822hp 586m 575mv> l > > <font color="pink">You're totally frozen!</font> > > > > <822hp 586m 575mv> > > A fire elemental decides to go on to more important things. > > > > <837hp 586m 575mv> > > Vitzlar has arrived. > > > > <837hp 586m 575mv> > > Vitzlar gets a thick hide shield from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets the obsidian eye amulet from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a black breastplate from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets black leather boots from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a large sack from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a pitch-black belt from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a skull helm from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets an emerald bracelet from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets an emerald bracelet from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets the staff of healing medicine from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a barbed cat-o-nine-tails from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets the staff of healing medicine from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets the huge skull of the ancient Dracolich from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a petite fillet of rare blowfish from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a whirling staff from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a whirling staff from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets a water jug from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets the Cloak of Death from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > Vitzlar gets 27210 gold coins from the corpse of Vitzlar. > > > > <837hp 586m 575mv> > > The stiffness in your body wears off. > > > > <848hp 586m 575mv> laugh > > <font color="pink">You fall down laughing.</font> > > > > </font></tt> > > </td></tr></table>

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