Posted by heh on May 27, 2000 at 01:25:53:
In Reply to: For those of you who whine about Zulghinlour... posted by bored posMUDer on May 25, 2000 at 21:19:54:
> A real log found on the another MUD's board. The Log board here is kind of quiet.
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> [EMPIRE] someone: High Arcanus, I did not notice you arrive, Greetings.
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> [EMPIRE] Malebolgia: I'll forgive you. Thiss time.
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> [ Draco ] (PK) [EMPIRE] [CITIZEN] Xander the Hero of the Dark
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Sing Aguilera for me
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Or be anathemaed
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Xander
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: I am unfamiliar with the song.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: SING!
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: ahh crhristine
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: What a girl wants
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: What a gurl needs
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> An Immortal falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
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> An Immortal says 'empire channel'
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: whatever makes me happy sets me free
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Go on
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: and I'm doin this...
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: *mumble mumble* ly...
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: You dare mumble?
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Sing, you wretched fool!
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> Munker says 'hmpf'
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Im a genie in the bottle baby
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Come on and rub me the right way.
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> You tell Malebolgia 'Haha, am I the only one enjoying this?'
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> Malebolgia tells you 'I'm laughing my ethereal ass off.'
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Im the geneie in the bottle baby.. come com come and rub me the right way
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> The heavens laugh at Xander mercilessly.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: That is enough.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: You have escaped anathema for now.
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> - 5 minutes later -
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> Munker says 'Make that dude sing Backstreet now'
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: I want a song again.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Xander, on fear of Anathema, you must sing Backstreet Boys.
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: A moment, I shall prepare my voice.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Otherwise, you will be cursed with Anathema.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Now, fool!
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> You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
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> [EMPIRE] Lacriada: aye, and be charge fodder for my eternal greatness
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: no matter where you are
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: You will sing NOW!
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Or where youre from
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: don't care what you did as long as you love me
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Who you are,.... or where your from... don't care what you did as long as you love.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: More, Xander
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Lonlieness has always been a friend of mine
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> You say 'I don't know what's more scary, me finding this funny or him knowing the lyrics'
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: Levaing me ther in the dance.
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: oohhoohhoohhohhh
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: More, Xander!
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: I demand more entertainment!
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: that is the limit to my knowledge
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: perhaps *Entertainer*
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> [EMPIRE] Malebolgia: Hsss.. you admit your weaknesss, boy?
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Expand your repetoire, or be cursed with Anathema!
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> [EMPIRE] Lacriada: eh?
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: I am fingering the book of Anathema now!
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: My tastes lie more towards Blink182
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Blasphemy!
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> [EMPIRE] Xander: as far as Boy Bands
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> anathema xander
> Ok.
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> [EMPIRE] Defecation: Xander is now anathema of the Empire.