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Posted by Jaedji on June 8, 2000 at 17:41:15:

In Reply to: Sometimes, I just don't know what to say..... posted by Quintius on June 8, 2000 at 15:14:46:

If Maxis reads this forum you'll soon find him approaching you again... Only this time his description won't be...

Maxis Blesses you with a friendly Nod

it will be:

Maxis blesses you with a friendly nod.


Surely you wouldn't reject him, then?





> <878hp 402m 700mv> emote blinks in suprise.
> Quintius blinks in suprise.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> look maxis
> Maxis Blesses you with a friendly Nod
> Maxis, a male human, is in perfect health.
>
> Maxis is using:
> a silvery ring
> a heavy gold ring
> (Glowing) a silver amulet
> a greenish-brown forest cloak
> a padded vest
> some orcish leggings
> leather hunting boots
> a pair of reinforced gloves
> a pair of blue sleeves
> a spiked buckler
> a deep red robe
> a wide bronze belt
> a musicians bracelet
> (Humming) a cruel battle axe
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis says 'I want to be an arbiter, ive writtin a note twice with no response!'
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> ju maxis
> Maxis upholds the laws.
> Maxis is not a criminal.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> eyebrow
> You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> 'Maxis, look at me, please.
> You say 'Maxis, look at me, please.'
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis coughs violently.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis looks at you.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> 'Now look at yourself.
> You say 'Now look at yourself.'
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> desc
> Your description is:
> Standoffish and unapproachable, this young man strides with an air about him, not
> arrogance or snobbishness, but cold intensity. Bright blue eyes flash with dedication and
> direction, set upon what may be considered a gentle, kind face were it not for the
> persistent glare that distorts his natural charisma. Dirty blonde hair, set in a crew cut,
> tops his 6'2" frame, efficiently and blandly sheared. A thin, stringy body would make
> him seen almost sickly, were it not for the limber, flowing manner in which he strides,
> full of confidence and vigor. Gentle hands, seemingly made to gently stroke the cheek of
> a lover or brush away the tears of maidens, are instead tensed, constantly flexing and set
> by instruments of havoc, destruction, and death.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> look quintius
> Standoffish and unapproachable, this young man strides with an air about him, not
> arrogance or snobbishness, but cold intensity. Bright blue eyes flash with dedication and
> direction, set upon what may be considered a gentle, kind face were it not for the
> persistent glare that distorts his natural charisma. Dirty blonde hair, set in a crew cut,
> tops his 6'2" frame, efficiently and blandly sheared. A thin, stringy body would make
> him seen almost sickly, were it not for the limber, flowing manner in which he strides,
> full of confidence and vigor. Gentle hands, seemingly made to gently stroke the cheek of
> a lover or brush away the tears of maidens, are instead tensed, constantly flexing and set
> by instruments of havoc, destruction, and death.
> Quintius, a male human, is in perfect health.
>
> Quintius is using:
> an Ofcol signet ring
> an Ofcol signet ring
> blood-soaked cape
> blood-soaked cape
> (Glowing) a mithril plate
> three-horned helmet
> serpent-scale leggings
> (Glowing) the cobbler's shoes
> (Humming) clawed war gauntlets
> platinum sleeves
> a white surcoat
> sturdy iron belt
> (Glowing) runed iron bracer
> a braided silver bracer
> (Glowing) (Humming) the silver longsword "Vampire Slayer"
> a golden longsword named "Duty"
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis looks at himself.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis says 'and'
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> 'Besides the equipment, what is the difference?
> You say 'Besides the equipment, what is the difference?'
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis coughs violently.
> Maxis pauses to scratch a few red bumps on his leg.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>
> Maxis yells 'Your telling me it takes materials to serve the Law!!!'
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv> sigh
> You sigh.
>
> <878hp 402m 741mv>


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