Posted by [_SnArF_] on June 12, 2000 at 15:48:26:
In Reply to: Heh. I must be really bored }8^) posted by Strelno on June 12, 2000 at 14:22:38:
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> The Computer Room
> You stand in a relatively dark room with stale air. You see several
> bottles and cans littering the table and floor around you. Before you,
> on the desk, is a box like you've never seen... Perhaps from a
> different realm.
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> (glowing) (humming) A curious looking box rests on the table.
> (48) A drug-filled bottle is here.
> (27) A drug-filled can is here.
> A housecat rests here.
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> <652hp 496m 209mv> look cat
> The cat looks comfortable. And flammable.
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> <652hp 496m 209mv> grin
> You grin evilly.
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> <652hp 496m 209mv> c 'channel heat'
> You prepare to channel heat.
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> <652hp 484m 209mv> c 'controlled fireball' cat
> Your fireball === OBLITERATES === a house cat!
> A house cat is DEAD!!
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> <652hp 459m 209mv> whistle
> You whistle innocently.
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> <652hp 459m 209mv> get bottle
> You get a bottle.
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> <652hp 459m 209mv> c identify bottle
> Object 'bottle mello yello soda' is type potion, flags magic.
> Weight is 16.9 fl oz, value is 94 cents, level is 1.
> Material is plastic.
> Level 60 spells of: 'haste'
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> <652hp 459m 209mv> examine box
> A large box rests here. Its soft hum is soothing. The glowing portion
> of the box is scrolling the text: 'Where do you want to go today?' You
> silently ponder the uses of such a portal.
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> <652hp 459m 209mv> get box
> You can't take that.
> You hear a click as you poke at the box.
> A Lag Monster comes crashing through the screen at you!
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> <652hp 459m 209mv>
> You yell 'Help! A Lag Monster is trying to kill me!'
> A Lag Monster dodges your burning touch.
> A Lag Monster utters the words, 'ghix'.
> You feel yourself moving more slowly.
> A Lag Monster's slow fate ***DEVASTATES*** you.
> A Lag Monster is in perfect health.
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> <452hp 459m 209mv> c 'word of recall'
> Spell Failed.
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> Your burning touch injures A Lag Monster!
> A Lag Monster's slow fate MANGLES you.
> A Lag Monster's slow fate MANGLES you.
> A Lag Monster has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> A Lag Monster disappears, though you're not sure how long you'll be safe.
> The box on the desk stops glowing.
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> <132hp 462m 209mv> look
> The Computer Room
> You stand in a relatively dark room with stale air. You see several
> bottles and cans littering the table and floor around you. Before you,
> on the desk, is a box like you've never seen... Perhaps from a
> different realm.
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> [Exits: none]
> (humming) A curious looking box rests on the table.
> (48) A drug-filled bottle is here.
> (27) A drug-filled can is here.
> The corpse of a house cat is lying here.
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> <132hp 462m 209mv>
> Suddenly, as the box goes dark, another creature jumps at you!
> You yell 'Help! My Carrion Fields Addiction is trying to kill me... OR WORSE!!'
> Your Carrion Fields Addiction is unaffected by your burning touch.
> Your Carrion Fields Addiction utters the words, 'eid annug uoy'.
> Your Carrion Fields Addiction is forcing you back into reality!
> Reality does UNSPEAKABLE things to you.
> You have been KILLED!
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> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
> You feel some of your vitality drain out of you with this death.
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> <1hp 1m 209mv> sniff
> You sniff sadly.
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