Posted by Ranger on June 18, 2000 at 14:42:28:
In Reply to: and i mean bored posted by Wannbe thief- bored as hell on June 18, 2000 at 12:31:30:
> (800hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
> look
> You are in a small room decorated with almost no regard for atmosphere. There is a ugly green couch sitting against a wall and a tastless throw rug lying on the floor. In the corner you see a fake spider plant with real spider webs hanging off of it.
>
> (humming)There is an odd box glowing and changing colours
> There is a fat man yelling at you to move away from the "tv"
>
> (800hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> look fat
>
> There is a large balding man sitting in a easy chair the same colour as the couch seemingly enrolled watching the glowing box.
> He grunts when he sees you and tells you to move.
> Your dad is in perfect health.
> worn on head: An old Toronto blue jays hat
> worn on body: A shirt from wal-mart with ketchup stains
> Worn on legs: Blue sweat-pants
> Held: a Channel Changer
>
> You peek into his inventory
> A fat wallet
> A peice of lint
> Expired lottery tickets
>
> (800hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> examine box
>
> This box is glowing and changing colours every couple seconds voices seem to come out of it... is it magic?
>
> (800hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> Your dad yells: 'Move away from the damn tv! i can't see the game!'
>
> tap self
> (800hp, 300mp, 1000mv) You tap your check, deep in thought.
>
> steal wallet dad
>
> Your dad yells: 'MY SON IS A LOUSY THIEF'
>
> Your dads lecture does UNSPEAKABLE things to your ego that REALLY did HURT
> (200hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> wear knife
> You wield a Shappu2000™ stainless steel blade
>
> murder dad
>
> your stab grazes your dad
>
> Your dad gets a wild look in his eyes
>
> your dad yells: 'DIE SON YOU DIRTY FOOL'
>
> (200hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> Your dads beating MUTILATES you
>
> (42hp, 300mp, 100mv)
>
> Your stab mauls your dad
> Your dad has some small but disgusting cuts
>
> Your mom has arrived
>
> (42hp, 300mp, 100mv)
> A calm feeling overcomes you as your mom stares at your father
>
> Your mon says: 'whats going on here!?'
> (42hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> Your dad says 'The boy tried to steal my wallet!'
>
> Your mom glares at you icily, you feel daggers going through your heart.
>
> (42hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
>
> flee
>
> (42hp, 300mp, 1000mv)
> PANIC you couldn't escape!
>
> Your moms evil glare does UNSPEAKABLE things to you
>
> You are GROUNDED!
>
> (0hp, 0mp, 0mv)
>
> sob
>
> nah, you feel to relaxed
>
> stand
> You stand up
>
> (0hp, 0mp, 0mv)
>
> Look
>
> This is your room, its walls are covered with posters of rock bands. There is a desk where you keep the poster you don't want your parents to see. In the corner there is a glowing box, thats is very different then the one down stairs.
> (Humming) (glowing) There is a box here with windows flying across a black background
> Your pet hamster is here
>
> (1hp, 2mp, 0mv)
>
> open door
> The door is LOCKED
>
> (1hp, 2mp, 0mv)
>
> pout
> Aw, don't take it so hard
>
> (10hp, 2mp, 0mv)
> look box
>
> The windows suddenly disapear as you touch the odd shapped object attached to the box and a screen comes up with little icons one says "gmud"
>
> (10hp, 2mp, 0mv)
>
> Log on
>
> You log onto the internet and tap the "gmud" icon then connect to Carrion fields!