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Posted by Nunuka on June 23, 2000 at 19:51:07:

In Reply to: Old log found on Glimos posted by Cenatar on June 23, 2000 at 13:21:54:

> Posted by mr cynicals apprentice on April 13, 1999 at 22:08:46 EDT:
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> Start logging 4.13.99 8:34PM
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> [WESTSIDE] Westside Regulata: Intruda'! Intruda'! Daman be attacking me!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> [WESTSIDE] Westside Regulata: Intruda'! Intruda'! Supressa be attacking me!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> [WESTSIDE] Westside Regulata: Intruda'! Intruda'! A poleece guard is attacking me!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> [WESTSIDE] Westside Regulata: Intruda'! Intruda'! A poleece guard is attacking me!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> where
> Homeyz around you:
> (PK) Daman The Entrance to the Crack Home
> Supressa The Entrance to the Crack Home
> (PK) Tyrone In da Crib
> (PK) Lakeisha In da Crib
> Jamaal In da Crib
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> The Westside healer utters the words 'deew emos ekoms'.
> You feel righteous!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> cb What they here fo'?
> [WESTSIDE] Tyrone: What they here fo'?
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> who wanted
> [ Duerg ] (WANTED) [WESTSIDE] Lakeisha the Neubian Goddess
> [ Duerg ] (WANTED) [WESTSIDE] Jamaal the Thief
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> [WESTSIDE] Jamaal: I got caught stealing, it's wack yo.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
> cb Damn yo, let's wax deez foos.
> [WESTSIDE] Tyrone: Damn yo, let's wax deez foos.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> You are hungry.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> take pie sack;eat pie
> You get some sweet potata pie from a big f'in sack.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> You eat some sweet potata pie.
> You are full, dat be some good eats.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha utters the words 'sdik xis stog I'
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha says 'Letz do it.'
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> say damn girl I just gave you sweet luvvin fi' minits ago!
> You say, 'damn girl I just gave you sweet luvvin fi' minits ago!'
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha rolls her eyes in disgust.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha, 'Foo', I met jack them up.'
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Jamaal, 'They be deep, fo' of dem.'
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Jamaal now follows you.
> Lakeisha now follows you.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> group jamaal;group lakeisha
> Jamaal has joined your group.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha has joined your group.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> w
> The Crack House
> [Exits: s e ]
> Jamaal has arrived.
> Lakeisha has arrived.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> [WESTSIDE] Westside Regulata: Damn, my life has come to an end.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> e
> In da Crib
> [Exits: w ]
> The Westside healer is here, healing peeps.
> Bubba da Guardian be here, pimping Ariel.
> A bucket is here in the center of the room.
> Lakeisha has arrived.
> Jamaal has arrived.
>
> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Bubba da Guardian says, 'You go'n eat yo corn bread?'
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> You give a slice of cornbread to Bubba da Guardian.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> where
> Homeyz around you:
> (PK) Daman The Crack House
> Supressa The Crack House
> (PK) Tyrone In da Crib
> (PK) Lakeisha In da Crib
> Jamaal In da Crib
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Daman has arrived.
> Bubba da Guardian's blast of gas *** DEMOLISHES *** Daman!
> [WESTSIDE] Bubba da Guardian: Daman be opressen me!
> Supressa has arrived.
> Bubba da Guardian's blast of gas *** DEMOLISHES *** Supressa!
> [WESTSIDE] Bubba da Guardian: Supressa be opressen me!
> A poleece guard has arrived.
> Bubba da Guardian's blast of gas *** DEMOLISHES *** A poleece guard!
> [WESTSIDE] Bubba da Guardian: a poleece guard be opressen me!
> A poleece guard has arrived.
> Bubba da Guardian's blast of gas *** DEMOLISHES *** A poleece guard!
> [WESTSIDE] Bubba da Guardian: a poleece guard be opressen me!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> bash supressa
> Supressa yells, 'Help! Tyrone is bashing me!
> You bash Supressa and send him sprawling!
> Your bash grazes Supressa.
> Supressa has a few scratches.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha utters the words, 'eeh eeh aah aah ohh ohh'.
> A poleece guard's mind crumbles into nothing.
> You receive 58 experience points!
> A poleece guard is DEAD!!
> A poleece guard's blood splatters on your armor.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
> Daman yells, 'Help! Jamaal is attacking me!'
> Jamaal's slash MASSACRES Daman!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Daman's slice *** DEVESTATES *** Bubba da Guardian!
> Daman's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** Bubba da Guardian!
> Daman's slice *** DEMOLISHES *** Bubba da Guardian!
> Daman's claw MANGLES Bubba da Guardian!
> Bubba da Guardian's blast of gas >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Daman!
> Daman looks very ill.
> Bubba da Guardian's blast of gas <<< ERADICATES >>> Daman!
> Daman has fled!
> Daman leaves west.
> Supressa's pierce MASSACRES Bubba da Guardian!
> Supressa's pierce MANGLES Bubba da Guardian!
> Supressa parries your acidic bite.
> Supressa dodges your stench.
> Supressa dodges your acidic bite.
> Supressa has a few scratches.
> flee
> flee
> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Jamaal leaves west.
> Jamaal yells, 'Help! Daman be opressin' me!'
> You hear someone's death cry!
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> You flee from combat!
> The Crack House
> [Exits: e s ]
> The corpse of Jamaal is here.
> Daman is here.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> bash daman
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> Daman utters the words,'teleport'.
> Daman disappears.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> They ain't here.
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> call 'dedicate'
> You empty a 40 of Schlitz malt liquor on the ground in dedication of yo dead homeyz.
> The corpse of Jamaal returns to him!
>
> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> e
> In da Crib
> [Exits: w ]
> Bubba da Guardian is here, fighting Supressa.
> Supressa is here, fighting da Guardian.
> The Westside healer is here, healing peepz.
> A poleece guard be here, fighting Bubba da Guardian.
> A bucket is here in the center of the room.
> Lakeisha is here, fighting a poleece guard.
>
> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> whois supressa
> [ Elf ] [POPO] Supressa the Guardian of the Light
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> (100%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> bahs supressa
> Supressa utters the words, 'white light'.
> You yell, 'Help, Supressa is bringing me down!'
> Supressa's ray of light does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
> Supressa's ray of light does UNSPEAKABLE things to Bubba da Guardian!
> supressa's ray of light <<< ERADICATES >>> Lakeisha!
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> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Bubba da Guardian utters the words, 'stench'.
> Bubba da Guardian's stench does === OBLITERATES === Supressa!
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>
> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Huh?
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> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Supressa's pierce MASSACRES Bubba da Guardian!
> Supressa's pierce MANGLES Bubba da Guardian!
> Supressa parries your acidic bite.
> Supressa dodges your stench.
> Supressa dodges your acidic bite.
> Supressa is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Supressa's mental knife does UNSPEAKABLE things to Bubba da Guardian!
> Bubba da Guardian is DEAD!!
> Bubba da Guardian's head is sliced from his deady body!
> A chicken wing appears in Supressa's hands!
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>
> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> Lakeisha's whip mauls Supressa.
> Supressa's pierce MANGLES Lakeisha!
> Supressa's pierce MANGLES Lakeisha!
> Supressa's pierce MANGLES Lakeisha!
> Supressa dodges your stench.
> Supressa parries your acidic bite.
> Supressa is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> Supressa's mental knife <<< ERADICATES >>> Lakeisha!
> Lakeisha yells, 'Help! Supressa is trying to teach me!'
> Lakeisha is DEAD!!
> Lakeisha's hand is sliced from her dead body.
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> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
>
> Supressa utters the words, 'word of recall'.
> Supressa disappears.
>
> (43%HP 100%MN 100%MV)
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> End logging 4.13.99 8:46PM


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