man this should go to the archives :

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Posted by poulamun on June 28, 2000 at 11:18:03:

In Reply to: This sucks posted by Tukkemset on June 28, 2000 at 10:52:27:

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> I was sitting in Blingdenstone, preparing for a little fight with a guard.
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> <567hp 720m 384mv> get fillet backpack
> eat fillet
> You get a petite fillet of rare blowfish from a canvas backpack embroidered with the symbol of Fasces.
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> <567hp 720m 384mv> You eat a petite fillet of rare blowfish.
> Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!
> You can't do that.
> Your skin turns to stone.
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> <567hp 720m 384mv> sc
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <567hp 720m 384mv>
> A faceless nightgaunt emerges from the shadows and dives at you!
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a faceless nightgaunt!'
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap devastates you!
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap devastates you!
> A faceless nightgaunt is in perfect health.
>
> <503hp 720m 384mv>
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap devastates you!
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap devastates you!
> Your stab EVISCERATES a faceless nightgaunt!
> A faceless nightgaunt dodges your stab.
> A faceless nightgaunt has a few scratches.
>
> <444hp 720m 384mv>
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap decimates you!
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap misses you.
> Your stab DISMEMBERS a faceless nightgaunt!
> A faceless nightgaunt has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <416hp 720m 384mv>
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap devastates you!
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap decimates you!
> Your stab EVISCERATES a faceless nightgaunt!
> A faceless nightgaunt has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <360hp 720m 384mv>
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap devastates you!
> A faceless nightgaunt's slap mauls you.
> A faceless nightgaunt grapples you with a paralytic hold!
> A faceless nightgaunt spreads its wings and carries you off into the air.
> You hang in a senseless sprawl as you're carried away to its master.
> By a Small Pond
>
> [Exits: north]
> (Glowing) A thaumaturgic circle is inscribed upon the ground.
> An abandoned and damaged child's doll stares up at you.
> A little spring-fed pond bubbles up here.
> Spots of color dot the sparse green of the meadow.
> A horned figure of blackest shadow hovers here on soundless wings.
> A cascading column of bubbling water moves along fluidly here.
> A flabby toad-like demon squats here, croaking and burbling.
> (Translucent) (WANTED) Vaieno is here.
> Suddenly you plummet through the air and are tossed roughly to the ground.
> Its task complete, a faceless nightgaunt fades away into the shadows.
>
> <307hp 720m 384mv>
> Vaieno lashes at your feet with her weapon!
> Vaieno's lash misses you.
> You yell 'Help! Vaieno is lashing me!'
> Vaieno is in perfect health.
>
> <307hp 720m 384mv>
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!'
> A water elemental's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> A water elemental's drowning misses you.
> Vaieno is in perfect health.
>
> <263hp 720m 384mv>
> A water elemental's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> Grassy Meadow
>
> [Exits: east south west]
> A ghastly little quasit skulks here, hissing to itself.
> A little boy spins around with his imaginary playmates.
> You flee from combat!
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> <215hp 720m 380mv> c word
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <215hp 720m 380mv>
> You are hungry.
>
> <222hp 749m 421mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <222hp 749m 421mv>
> Vaieno has arrived.
>
> <222hp 749m 421mv> c word
>
> Vaieno lashes at your feet with her weapon!
> Vaieno's lash misses you.
> You yell 'Help! Vaieno is lashing me!'
> Vaieno is in perfect health.
>
> <222hp 749m 421mv> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno is in perfect health.
>
> <222hp 749m 421mv>
> A croaking challegha demon has arrived.
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a croaking challegha demon!'
> A croaking challegha demon's suction devastates you!
> By a Small Pond
>
> [Exits: north]
> (Glowing) A thaumaturgic circle is inscribed upon the ground.
> An abandoned and damaged child's doll stares up at you.
> A little spring-fed pond bubbles up here.
> Spots of color dot the sparse green of the meadow.
> A cascading column of bubbling water moves along fluidly here.
> You flee from combat!
> A water elemental has left.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has arrived.
> A hissing quasit has arrived.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv>
> Vaieno lashes at your feet with her weapon!
> Vaieno's lash misses you.
> You yell 'Help! Vaieno is lashing me!'
> Vaieno is in perfect health.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno is in perfect health.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv>
> Your stab EVISCERATES Vaieno!
> You parry Vaieno's whip.
> You parry Vaieno's whip.
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <190hp 749m 417mv>
> A water elemental has arrived.
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!'
> A water elemental's drowning MUTILATES you!
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> You parry a water elemental's drowning.
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <148hp 749m 417mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <148hp 749m 417mv>
> A water elemental's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> Grassy Meadow
>
> [Exits: east south west]
> A flabby toad-like demon squats here, croaking and burbling.
> A little boy spins around with his imaginary playmates.
> You flee from combat!
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has arrived.
> A hissing quasit has arrived.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> A water elemental has arrived.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv>
>
> Vaieno lashes at your feet with her weapon!
> Vaieno's lash misses you.
> You yell 'Help! Vaieno is lashing me!'
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv>
> Vaieno deflects your stab with her shield.
> You parry Vaieno's whip.
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <103hp 749m 413mv>
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a croaking challegha demon!'
> You parry a croaking challegha demon's suction.
> You parry a croaking challegha demon's suction.
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!'
> A water elemental's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> By a Small Pond
>
> [Exits: north]
> (Glowing) A thaumaturgic circle is inscribed upon the ground.
> An abandoned and damaged child's doll stares up at you.
> A little spring-fed pond bubbles up here.
> Spots of color dot the sparse green of the meadow.
> You flee from combat!
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
>
> Vaieno has arrived.
> A hissing quasit has arrived.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> You're totally frozen!
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv>
> Vaieno lashes at your feet with her weapon!
> Vaieno's lash misses you.
> You yell 'Help! Vaieno is lashing me!'
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv>
> Your stab misses Vaieno.
> You parry Vaieno's whip.
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <60hp 749m 409mv> !
> A water elemental has arrived.
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!'
> A water elemental's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> Grassy Meadow
>
> [Exits: east south west]
> A flabby toad-like demon squats here, croaking and burbling.
> A little boy spins around with his imaginary playmates.
> You flee from combat!
>
> <15hp 749m 405mv>
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <15hp 749m 405mv> !
> You're totally frozen!
> Vaieno has arrived.
> A hissing quasit has arrived.
>
> <15hp 749m 405mv>
> Vaieno entangles your feet and sends you to the ground!
> Vaieno's lash scratches you.
> You yell 'Help! Vaieno is lashing me!'
> Vaieno has a few scratches.
>
> <13hp 749m 405mv> !
>
> Your stab MUTILATES Vaieno!
> Your stab MUTILATES Vaieno!
> You parry Vaieno's whip.
> You parry Vaieno's whip.
> Vaieno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <13hp 749m 405mv>
> You are hungry.
> The stiffness in your body wears off.
> The burden of corporeality staggers you.
> Vaieno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <16hp 771m 446mv> !
>
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a croaking challegha demon!'
> You parry a croaking challegha demon's suction.
> A croaking challegha demon sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> A croaking challegha demon's bash grazes you.
> A water elemental has arrived.
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!'
> A water elemental's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> You have been KILLED!
> !

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> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
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