Who said rangers suck?

Who said rangers suck?:
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Posted by Erauj on July 10, 2000 at 04:57:56:

Ok....I am hasted in this battle and figure I can take this stupid ranger even if he ambushes me. Was surpised on how well he did with the crap he was using. Of course I could have done better not using a frostbrand against a felar.

Toshiro steps out from his cover.
Toshiro's surprise attack *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You yell 'Help! I've been ambushed by Toshiro!'
Toshiro is in perfect health.

<511hp 359m 540mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You fade into existence.
Toshiro dodges your cleave.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro parries your freezing bite.
Toshiro is in perfect health.

<511hp 359m 540mv>
Toshiro is in perfect health.

<511hp 359m 540mv> cross

You dodge Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Your freezing bite maims Toshiro!
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro has a few scratches.

<511hp 359m 540mv> You execute a cross-down parry and unleash a powerful kick.
Your cross-down parry DISMEMBERS Toshiro!
Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts.

<515hp 363m 559mv> Toshiro leaps and grabs you by the shoulders, raking your belly with his feet!
Toshiro's backrake EVISCERATES you!
Blood gushes out of your wounded belly!
Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts.

<465hp 363m 559mv>
You parry Toshiro's claw.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro parries your freezing bite.
Toshiro parries your freezing bite.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts.

<465hp 363m 559mv> cross

You dodge Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's smash.
Toshiro dodges your cleave.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts.

<465hp 363m 559mv> You execute a cross-down parry and unleash a powerful kick.
Your cross-down parry MANGLES Toshiro!
Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds.

<465hp 363m 559mv>
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's claw and return an attack of your own.
Your cleave MASSACRES Toshiro!
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro dodges your freezing bite.
Toshiro dodges your cleave.
Toshiro parries your freezing bite.
Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds.

<465hp 363m 559mv> flurry

Toshiro's kicked dirt misses you.
Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds.

<465hp 363m 559mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You dodge Toshiro's smash.
Toshiro's ranger's staff glows blue!
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro!
Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds.

<465hp 363m 559mv>
Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds.

<465hp 363m 559mv> You start a vicious series of attacks with your swords.
Toshiro partially parries your attack, but you still get through.
Your flurry MASSACRES Toshiro!
Toshiro partially parries your attack, but you still get through.
Your flurry decimates Toshiro!
Toshiro partially parries your attack, but you still get through.
Your flurry maims Toshiro!
Toshiro is gushing blood.

<465hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's smash.
Toshiro's ranger's staff glows blue!
Toshiro dodges your cleave.
Toshiro parries your freezing bite.
Toshiro dodges your freezing bite.
Your freezing bite devastates Toshiro!
Toshiro is gushing blood.

<465hp 363m 479mv> bash

Toshiro tries to disarm you, but your weapon won't budge!
Toshiro is gushing blood.

<465hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You dodge Toshiro's smash.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro parries your freezing bite.
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro!
Toshiro is gushing blood.

<465hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro dodges your freezing bite.
Your freezing bite devastates Toshiro!
Toshiro is gushing blood.

<465hp 363m 479mv>
Toshiro delivers a punishing pugil strike with his staff!
Toshiro's pugil strike *** DEVASTATES *** you!
Toshiro is gushing blood.

<331hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Your freezing bite EVISCERATES Toshiro!
Toshiro dodges your freezing bite.
Toshiro dodges your cleave.
Toshiro is writhing in agony.

<331hp 363m 479mv> trip Toshiro
You slam into Toshiro, and send him flying!
Your bash grazes Toshiro.
Toshiro is writhing in agony.

<331hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash and return an attack of your own.
Your cleave MASSACRES Toshiro!
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro dodges your freezing bite.
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro is convulsing on the ground.

<331hp 363m 479mv>
Toshiro is convulsing on the ground.

<331hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash.
You parry Toshiro's claw.
You parry Toshiro's claw and return an attack of your own.
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro!
Toshiro parries your cleave.
Toshiro dodges your freezing bite.
Toshiro is convulsing on the ground.

<331hp 363m 479mv> bash Toshiro
You trip Toshiro and he goes down!
Your trip scratches Toshiro.
Toshiro is convulsing on the ground.

<331hp 363m 479mv>
You parry Toshiro's smash and return an attack of your own.
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro!
Toshiro is DEAD!!
Toshiro's ranger's staff disappears.
Toshiro's eye pops out of its socket.

Toshiro tells you 'enjoy the crap ;)'

The corpse of Toshiro contains:
a large sack
a spiked buckler
( 2) holy Avenger
( 2) a glinting ring of silver
a soft leather vest
( 2) a soft leather bracer
a pair of soft leather sleeves
a pair of soft leather boots
a soft leather belt
a pair of soft leather leggings
a pair of soft leather gloves
a soft leather cape
a soft leather hat
( 2) a soft leather cloak
an elemental bracelet
magic dust
a water jug
(Glowing) a lava lamp
(Humming) an Udgaardian man-at-arms' halberd
some pouched leggings
a pill of madness
( 2) a potion of lightness
53814 gold coins

Needless to say it crashed 4 seconds after he died and he got to keep the awsome stuff.

Follow Ups:

i love when people comment on their eq when they die...its like, i killed you for the purpose of killing you, not for your freaking eq :P n/t Arolin 01:59:56 7/11/2000 (0)
Why was it needless to say it crashed in 4 seconds? I read the log and I couldn't tell that it would have crashed. (n/t) (: Kingsley :) 13:20:53 7/10/2000 (0)
Typically, they don't suck...it's almost always dependent on the player (text) Sareteleth 10:00:50 7/10/2000 (1)
- Perhaps a win Asa 15:40:02 7/10/2000 (0)
I think your probably the only person who was under the impression that they suck... Graham 06:08:36 7/10/2000 (5)
- Did he say that? Where exactly did he say that? n/t Passing Imperial 10:44:14 7/10/2000 (4)
  - Shut the hell up you stupid bastard Iradrin 12:56:27 7/10/2000 (1)
    - Jackass... Passing Imperial 14:58:06 7/10/2000 (0)
  - I think he was attempting to imply that this is the perception of rangers re his subject and since no one is saying it must only be him thinking it...(n/t) Graham 12:03:36 7/10/2000 (1)
    - Got it. n/t Passing Imperial 14:58:31 7/10/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> > > Ok....I am hasted in this battle and figure I can take this stupid ranger even if he ambushes me. Was surpised on how well he did with the crap he was using. Of course I could have done better not using a frostbrand against a felar. > > Toshiro steps out from his cover. > Toshiro's surprise attack * DEMOLISHES * you! > You yell 'Help! I've been ambushed by Toshiro!' > Toshiro is in perfect health. > > <511hp 359m 540mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You fade into existence. > Toshiro dodges your cleave. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro parries your freezing bite. > Toshiro is in perfect health. > > <511hp 359m 540mv> > Toshiro is in perfect health. > > <511hp 359m 540mv> cross > > You dodge Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Your freezing bite maims Toshiro! > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro has a few scratches. > > <511hp 359m 540mv> You execute a cross-down parry and unleash a powerful kick. > Your cross-down parry DISMEMBERS Toshiro! > Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <515hp 363m 559mv> Toshiro leaps and grabs you by the shoulders, raking your belly with his feet! > Toshiro's backrake EVISCERATES you! > Blood gushes out of your wounded belly! > Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> > You parry Toshiro's claw. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro parries your freezing bite. > Toshiro parries your freezing bite. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> cross > > You dodge Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's smash. > Toshiro dodges your cleave. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> You execute a cross-down parry and unleash a powerful kick. > Your cross-down parry MANGLES Toshiro! > Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's claw and return an attack of your own. > Your cleave MASSACRES Toshiro! > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro dodges your freezing bite. > Toshiro dodges your cleave. > Toshiro parries your freezing bite. > Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> flurry > > Toshiro's kicked dirt misses you. > Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You dodge Toshiro's smash. > Toshiro's ranger's staff glows blue! > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro! > Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> > Toshiro is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <465hp 363m 559mv> You start a vicious series of attacks with your swords. > Toshiro partially parries your attack, but you still get through. > Your flurry MASSACRES Toshiro! > Toshiro partially parries your attack, but you still get through. > Your flurry decimates Toshiro! > Toshiro partially parries your attack, but you still get through. > Your flurry maims Toshiro! > Toshiro is gushing blood. > > <465hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's smash. > Toshiro's ranger's staff glows blue! > Toshiro dodges your cleave. > Toshiro parries your freezing bite. > Toshiro dodges your freezing bite. > Your freezing bite devastates Toshiro! > Toshiro is gushing blood. > > <465hp 363m 479mv> bash > > Toshiro tries to disarm you, but your weapon won't budge! > Toshiro is gushing blood. > > <465hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You dodge Toshiro's smash. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro parries your freezing bite. > Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro! > Toshiro is gushing blood. > > <465hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro dodges your freezing bite. > Your freezing bite devastates Toshiro! > Toshiro is gushing blood. > > <465hp 363m 479mv> > Toshiro delivers a punishing pugil strike with his staff! > Toshiro's pugil strike * DEVASTATES * you! > Toshiro is gushing blood. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Your freezing bite EVISCERATES Toshiro! > Toshiro dodges your freezing bite. > Toshiro dodges your cleave. > Toshiro is writhing in agony. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> trip Toshiro > You slam into Toshiro, and send him flying! > Your bash grazes Toshiro. > Toshiro is writhing in agony. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash and return an attack of your own. > Your cleave MASSACRES Toshiro! > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro dodges your freezing bite. > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro is convulsing on the ground. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> > Toshiro is convulsing on the ground. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash. > You parry Toshiro's claw. > You parry Toshiro's claw and return an attack of your own. > Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro! > Toshiro parries your cleave. > Toshiro dodges your freezing bite. > Toshiro is convulsing on the ground. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> bash Toshiro > You trip Toshiro and he goes down! > Your trip scratches Toshiro. > Toshiro is convulsing on the ground. > > <331hp 363m 479mv> > You parry Toshiro's smash and return an attack of your own. > Your cleave DISMEMBERS Toshiro! > Toshiro is DEAD!! > Toshiro's ranger's staff disappears. > Toshiro's eye pops out of its socket. > > Toshiro tells you 'enjoy the crap ;)' > > The corpse of Toshiro contains: > a large sack > a spiked buckler > ( 2) holy Avenger > ( 2) a glinting ring of silver > a soft leather vest > ( 2) a soft leather bracer > a pair of soft leather sleeves > a pair of soft leather boots > a soft leather belt > a pair of soft leather leggings > a pair of soft leather gloves > a soft leather cape > a soft leather hat > ( 2) a soft leather cloak > an elemental bracelet > magic dust > a water jug > (Glowing) a lava lamp > (Humming) an Udgaardian man-at-arms' halberd > some pouched leggings > a pill of madness > ( 2) a potion of lightness > 53814 gold coins > > > > Needless to say it crashed 4 seconds after he died and he got to keep the awsome stuff.

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