Posted by Someone on July 17, 2000 at 00:58:04:
In Reply to: Funny stuff...My hats off to the Immortal(n/t) posted by Observer on July 16, 2000 at 15:39:55:
> > I loot my corpse, and go to sleep up
> >
> > <115hp 309m 612mv>
> > Sevrac tells the group 'perhaps go in and speak to him while you are a ghost'
> >
> > Run back in, and heal up a bit
> >
> > <349hp 699m 615mv> st
> > l
> > You wake and stand up.
> >
> >
> > (Translucent) (White Aura) A dark-skinned wizardress stands here, raising the dead.
> > A horrible creature is here, feeding off of a decaying corpse.
> > A horrible creature is here, feeding off of a decaying corpse.
> > A horrible creature is here, feeding off of a decaying corpse.
> > A pale, withered man stands here, staring at you with immense hatred.
> > (Translucent) (White Aura) A large, stout man stands here clad in darkened armor.
> > You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the vampire, Shadar Lunn!'
> > The gods protect Grakurmanu from the vampire, Shadar Lunn.
> >
> > <509hp 699m 615mv>
> > The vampire, Shadar Lunn shakes his head in dismay.
> >
> > <509hp 699m 615mv>
> > [EMPIRE] Llorza: Hail Blade
> >
> > <520hp 699m 615mv>
> > The vampire, Shadar Lunn says 'When will you learn, I am not to be controlled.'
> >
> > <520hp 699m 615mv> 'Well, I guess you got me killed, congrats, Shadar
> > You say 'Well, I guess you got me killed, congrats, Shadar'
> >
> > <520hp 699m 615mv>
> > The vampire, Shadar Lunn throws back his head and laughs into the night.
> >
> > <520hp 699m 615mv>
> >
> > <529hp 699m 615mv>
> > The vampire, Shadar Lunn says 'Take your pathetic soul from me, before I take it for myself.'
> >
> > <529hp 699m 615mv>
> > [EMPIRE] Kragg: Rager war party on the imperial road
> >
> > <529hp 699m 615mv> 'Had I your "powers" I would imagine I could probably slay me as well.
> > You say 'Had I your "powers" I would imagine I could probably slay me as well.'
> >
> > <538hp 699m 615mv>
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire chuckles politely.
> >
> > <538hp 699m 615mv>
> > The vampire, Shadar Lunn says 'The power of the undead is far greater than you would assume.'
> >
> > <538hp 699m 615mv> whoi th
> > No one of that name is in Thera.
> >
> > <538hp 699m 615mv>
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire nods, touching Lunn's arm gently.
> >
> > <538hp 699m 615mv> 'I assume you just wanted me dead?
> > You say 'I assume you just wanted me dead?'
> >
> > <553hp 699m 615mv>
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire says 'Nay, but to take other actions rather than forcing your way to and through our army.'
> >
> > <570hp 699m 615mv>
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire MASSACRES you!
> > You parry Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite.
> > You dodge Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite.
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire is in perfect health.
> >
> > <498hp 699m 615mv> flee
> > flee
> >
> > Your cleave devastates Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire dodges your cleave.
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire has a few scratches.
> >
> > <178hp 699m 615mv> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire has a few scratches.
> >
> >
> > <178hp 699m 615mv> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire has a few scratches.
> >
> > <178hp 699m 615mv> Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire says 'You use brute force, like a barbarian, rathern than diplomicy like a noble Imperial.'
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire has a few scratches.
> >
> > <178hp 699m 615mv> op n
> >
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire utters the words, 'qpurr hajqp'.
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's chilling touch MASSACRES you!
> > You sure are BLEEDING!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire has a few scratches.
> >
> > <110hp 699m 615mv> The door is locked.
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire has a few scratches.
> >
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire dodges your cleave.
> > You parry Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite.
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > You sure are BLEEDING!
> > PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire's shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
> > You have been KILLED!!
> >
> > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> > As long as you don't attack anything.
> >
> > <1hp 1m 615mv> flee
> > Nah... You feel too relaxed...
> >
> > Run back up, and loot again
> >
> >
> > <10hp 40m 600mv>
> > Kharzandra, the Dark-elf Vampire says 'Now why did you do that foolish one?'
> >
> > <10hp 40m 600mv> 'I hope you got your kicks, asshole
> > n
> > You say 'I hope you got your kicks, asshole'
> >
> > Citadel is getting raided, so I show up, to help
> > Rikaar is beating the shit out of the Vanquisher
> >
> >
> >
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's kick decimates Rikaar!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw misses the Imperial Vanquisher.
> >
> > <697hp 600m 186mv> An elite storm giant soldier arrives suddenly.
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv> l rikaar
> >
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's slash mauls Rikaar.
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv>
> > Rikaar delivers a punishing pugil strike with his staff!
> > Rikaar's pugil strike *** DEMOLISHES *** the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > of his head is long and streaked black. The rest is short
> > tufts of orange about his body. His sleek whiskers twitch
> > once in awhile in the wind. He glances about the room with
> > an interested gaze. A sturdy staff is strapped to his back
> > for easy transportation, his clawed hands hang low to his
> > sides in an ever-ready position to do battle. A twisted
> > grin opens on his lips, and you notice two gaping holes
> > where his front fangs should be. He breathes slowly and
> > heavily as though he is containing himself from exploding
> > with a sudden fury.
> > Rikaar, a male felar, is covered with bleeding wounds.
> >
> > Rikaar is using:
> >
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> > <697hp 567m 186mv>
> > [DIVINE] Zruulg: we should assault the village
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv>
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's slash decimates Rikaar!
> > Rikaar delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite === OBLITERATES === the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MUTILATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > Rikaar's claw DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw maims the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv>
> > An elite storm giant soldier grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong....
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv> l
> > The Gates of the Palace
> > You stand between two huge open portcullis, one to the north and
> > one to the south. A ceiling lofts above you, held up by a series
> > of stone arches. The walls to the east and west are covered with
> > black scorch marks and pocked from splattered acid. The stone
> > floor is cracked and broken from countless upheavals and eternally
> > stained with the deep red of dried blood. You can continue
> > further into the Palace to the north, or leave to the south.
> >
> > [Exits: north south]
> > A battle hardened storm giant stands here awaiting the coming invasion.
> > Jorg is here.
> >
> > Onoloth is here.
> > The Vanquisher of the Empire defends the Palace to the death!
> > (White Aura) A dangerous looking dwarf dressed in ornate armor guards
> > his post without regard to life.
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv>
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 567m 186mv>
> > An elite storm giant soldier says 'Who summons me?'
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv> l
> >
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > Rikaar's claw === OBLITERATES === the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Rikaar is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's kicked dirt scratches Rikaar.
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Rikaar says 'This ugly gu'
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv> l
> > The Gates of the Palace
> > You stand between two huge open portcullis, one to the north and
> > one to the south. A ceiling lofts above you, held up by a series
> > of stone arches. The walls to the east and west are covered with
> > black scorch marks and pocked from splattered acid. The stone
> > floor is cracked and broken from countless upheavals and eternally
> > stained with the deep red of dried blood. You can continue
> > further into the Palace to the north, or leave to the south.
> >
> > [Exits: north south]
> > A battle hardened storm giant stands here awaiting the coming invasion.
> > Jorg is here.
> > Rikaar is here, fighting the Imperial Vanquisher.
> > Onoloth is here.
> > The Vanquisher of the Empire defends the Palace to the death!
> > (White Aura) A dangerous looking dwarf dressed in ornate armor guards
> > his post without regard to life.
> > Rikaar says 'the giant'
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MUTILATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Rikaar delivers a punishing pugil strike with his staff!
> > Rikaar's pugil strike *** DEMOLISHES *** the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's kick mauls Rikaar.
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Rikaar's shocking bite DISMEMBERS the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Rikaar's kicked dirt misses the Imperial Vanquisher.
> > <697hp 584m 237mv> mutter
> >
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's slash maims Rikaar!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv> You mutter quietly to yourself.
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > Sevrac steps out of the shadows.
> > Sevrac tells the group 'eh...what the crap'
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv>
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's slash misses Rikaar.
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 584m 237mv> com summon 2.elite storm
> > An elite storm giant soldier arrives suddenly.
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's kick mauls Rikaar.
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw maims the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 551m 237mv>
> > Rikaar says 'Might of been the omegus though, who can tell.'
> >
> > <697hp 551m 237mv>
> > The Imperial Vanquisher's slash maims Rikaar!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite EVISCERATES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> >
> > <697hp 551m 237mv>
> > Rikaar leaves south.
> > Jorg leaves south.
> > Rikaar has fled!
> > <697hp 551m 237mv> 'Have a buddy.
> > l
> > You say 'Have a buddy.'
> >
> > <697hp 551m 237mv>
> > The Imperial Vanquisher says 'Greetings, Citizen.'
> >
> > <697hp 551m 237mv> The Gates of the Palace
> > You stand between two huge open portcullis, one to the north and
> > one to the south. A ceiling lofts above you, held up by a series
> > of stone arches. The walls to the east and west are covered with
> > black scorch marks and pocked from splattered acid. The stone
> > floor is cracked and broken from countless upheavals and eternally
> > stained with the deep red of dried blood. You can continue
> > further into the Palace to the north, or leave to the south.
> >
> > [Exits: north south]
> >
> > Zepachu is here.
> > A battle hardened storm giant stands here awaiting the coming invasion.
> > A battle hardened storm giant stands here awaiting the coming invasion.
> > Sevrac is here.
> > Onoloth is here.
> > The Vanquisher of the Empire defends the Palace to the death!
> > (White Aura) A dangerous looking dwarf dressed in ornate armor guards
> > his post without regard to life.
> >
> > <697hp 551m 237mv>
> > You can't see a thing!
> > Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
> > Someone is in perfect health.
> >
> > <694hp 551m 237mv>
> > Someone has arrived.
> > Someone has arrived.
> > Someone is in perfect health.
> > <694hp 551m 237mv>
> > Someone scans south.
> > Someone is in perfect health.
> >
> > <694hp 551m 237mv>
> > You parry someone's punch.
> > You parry someone's punch.
> > Someone parries your cleave.
> > Someone parries your cleave.
> > Someone is in perfect health.
> >
> > <694hp 551m 237mv>
> > [EMPIRE] someone: i go to assault the village
> > Someone's strangulation misses someone.
> > Someone yells 'Help! I'm being strangled by Zepachu!'
> > Someone is in perfect health.
> >
> > <694hp 551m 237mv>
> > You parry someone's punch.
> > You parry someone's punch.
> > Your cleave EVISCERATES someone!
> > <639hp 573m 288mv>
> > An elite storm giant soldier's punch wounds you.
> > An elite storm giant soldier screams and attacks Sevrac!
> > An elite storm giant soldier's punch MASSACRES Sevrac!
> > Sevrac's punch maims an elite storm giant soldier!
> > Your cleave DISMEMBERS an elite storm giant soldier!
> > An elite storm giant soldier has a few scratches.
> > <619hp 573m 288mv>
> > An elite storm giant soldier snarls angrily.
> > An elite storm giant soldier has a few scratches.
> >
> > <552hp 573m 288mv> 'Wow
> > You say 'Wow'
> > An elite storm giant soldier has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <552hp 573m 288mv>
> > The Imperial Vanquisher says 'Greetings, Citizen.'
> > An elite storm giant soldier has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> >
> > <496hp 590m 339mv> 'Just Wow
> >
> > You parry an elite storm giant soldier's punch.
> > You parry an elite storm giant soldier's punch.
> > Your cleave DISMEMBERS an elite storm giant soldier!
> > Your cleave EVISCERATES an elite storm giant soldier!
> > Rikaar's shocking bite MASSACRES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > Rikaar's claw MANGLES the Imperial Vanquisher!
> > An elite storm giant soldier has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <496hp 590m 339mv> You say 'Just Wow'
> > An elite storm giant soldier has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <496hp 590m 339mv> com blind
> > You narrow your eyes and glare in an elite storm giant soldier's direction.
> > An elite storm giant soldier appears to be blinded.
> > An elite storm giant soldier has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> >
> > An elite storm giant soldier appears to be blinded.
> > An elite storm giant soldier has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > And, I flee