Posted by Ashiim on July 21, 2000 at 04:30:17:
Cheap little fucking bitches watched
me eat a fillet and gunned me down on the trade
road, still fucking took them long enough.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Jirgolo's bash hits you.
You yell 'Help! Jirgolo is bashing me!'
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You parry Jirgolo's slice.
You keep Jirgolo at bay with your polearm.
You keep Jirgolo at bay with your polearm.
You keep Gruugnor at bay with your polearm.
You keep Gruugnor at bay with your polearm.
You keep Gruugnor at bay with your polearm.
Jirgolo parries your flaming bite.
Jirgolo parries your flaming bite.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor tries to disarm you, but fails.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You keep Gruugnor at bay with your polearm.
You keep Gruugnor at bay with your polearm.
You keep Jirgolo at bay with your polearm.
You keep Jirgolo at bay with your polearm.
Jirgolo parries your flaming bite.
Jirgolo parries your flaming bite.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
get all
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
You dodge Jirgolo's chop.
You dodge Jirgolo's chop.
Jirgolo's slice misses you.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
fle
fle
fle
You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor sacrifices a flaming bardiche to the gods.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<97%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor's pound maims you!
Gruugnor's pound misses you.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<89%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor's kick misses you.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<89%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
Gruugnor's pound decimates you!
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
Jirgolo's slice misses you.
Jirgolo's chop decimates you!
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<77%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Jirgolo's bash grazes you.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<75%hp 100%m 100%mv> wear iron
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo's chop misses you.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<75%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<75%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Gruugnor's bash hits you.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<72%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
Gruugnor's pound decimates you!
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo's chop misses you.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
You have become better at hand to hand!
Jirgolo dodges your punch.
Jirgolo is in perfect health.
<66%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
Jirgolo's slice mauls you.
You dodge Jirgolo's chop.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Your punch hits Jirgolo.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<63%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo's kick hits you.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<60%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Gruugnor's bash hits you.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<58%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor's pound devastates you!
Gruugnor's stab mauls you.
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
Jirgolo's slice decimates you!
Jirgolo's slice mauls you.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<34%hp 100%m 100%mv> wear iron
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
Gruugnor's pound MUTILATES you!
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo's slice misses you.
Jirgolo's slice decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<19%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo puts a practice shield in a large sack.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<19%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo's kick misses you.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<19%hp 100%m 100%mv> wear iron
You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<19%hp 100%m 100%mv> Gruugnor sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Gruugnor's bash hits you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<17%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor's pound decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Gruugnor's stab.
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<11%hp 100%m 100%mv>
fle
fle
fle
You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<11%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Gruugnor's pound wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Jirgolo's slice.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo parries your punch.
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<6%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<6%hp 100%m 100%mv> You're totally frozen!
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<6%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Jirgolo's kick injures you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jirgolo has a few scratches.
<3%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Gruugnor's bash misses you.
You evade Gruugnor's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
You dodge Gruugnor's pound.
Gruugnor's pound maims you!
You have been KILLED!
!
You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
<0%hp 0%m 112%mv> sta
s
You stand up.
<0%hp 0%m 112%mv> w
w
The Dark Temple
This large, cold temple seems to sit over your head with a brooding
silence. Hideous statues line the walls, some looking very life-like with
expressions of horror on their faces. At the northern end of the temple,
the torches around the altar seem as though they can barely penetrate the
darkness. You can escape out into the somewhat fresh air of the temple
square to the west.
[Exits: north west]
<0%hp 0%m 112%mv> Temple Square
This large courtyard is devoid of plant life. Evil-looking gargoyles leer
down on you from every wall. Be wary of the small traps hiding underneath
the various flagstones. A pile of corpses is stacked along one wall, the
sacrifices from today waiting to be burned. The temple looms over you to
the east. You can escape this evil place to the High Road to the west or
the River Road to the south. Down is the entrance to the Academy.
[Exits: east south west]
A fountain is here, gushing blood.
A drunk man is here singing at the top of his lungs.
<0%hp 0%m 112%mv> High Road
The broad avenue seems to be falling into disrepair here, as though the
masons don't care to come to this part of the city. You hear raucous
laughter coming out of a tavern to the west. The Dark Temple looms
menacingly over you to the east. The windows seem more like brooding eyes
and the archway in the wall seems like a huge mouth ready to swallow you.
The road continues to an intersection with the River Road to the south and
meets with the Market Square farther to the north.
[Exits: north east south west]
<0%hp 0%m 112%mv> n
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High Road
Here the broad avenue merges with the market square to the north to form a
large bustling open marketplace. The general store lies to the east and the
pet shop is west. The road continues to the south.
[Exits: north east south west]
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> Market Square
This bustling square lies at the intersection of the High road and the
Trade Road. Traders from every city have come here to try to convince you
to buy their cheap wares. None of it is even worth a second glance. The
High road continues to the north and south and the Trade Road continues to
the east and west.
[Exits: north east south west]
A small, playful kitten is bouncing around here.
A cityguard is strolling through here, keeping the peace.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> High Road
Here the avenue connects with the market square to the south to form a
large, bustling place of commerce. A vegetable shop lies to the west while
a cartographer's store lies to the east. The road continues to the north.
[Exits: north east south west]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A poor, abused dog is here.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> e
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Cartographer's Store
This store sells maps. Maps cover the walls and fill the many baskets
lying around the store. The mapmaker has maps of just about everywhere you
could want, and those he doesn't have now, he is working on with reports
from adventurers he hires to explore for him. Too bad he's not hiring right
now. A card rests on the counter and you can get back to the High Road to
the west.
[Exits: west up]
(White Aura) Wilhelm the mapmaker is here hanging up his latest maps.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> Alas, you cannot go that way.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> get all corpse
I see no corpse here.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> w
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e
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High Road
Here the avenue connects with the market square to the south to form a
large, bustling place of commerce. A vegetable shop lies to the west while
a cartographer's store lies to the east. The road continues to the north.
[Exits: north east south west]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A poor, abused dog is here.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> High Road
The cobblestone avenue passes between the Paladin's Guild to the west and
the headquarters of the guard to the east. You feel a sudden urge to devote
yourself to being lawful good. The road is well-kept through here as it
passes from the park to the north towards the market square to the south.
[Exits: north east south west]
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> City Guard Headquarters
Here is the headquarters for the guards of the city. They ensure that the
Mayor's laws get enforced and the more corrupt citizens of Galadon are kept
under control. A large iron door bars the way into the jail room to the
north. You can get back to the road to the west.
[Exits: north west]
A cityguard is here on special assignment.
A cityguard is here on special assignment.
A cityguard is here on special assignment.
A cityguard is here on special assignment.
The Captain of the guards is here handing out assignments.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> Alas, you cannot go that way.
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> w
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s
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High Road
The cobblestone avenue passes between the Paladin's Guild to the west and
the headquarters of the guard to the east. You feel a sudden urge to devote
yourself to being lawful good. The road is well-kept through here as it
passes from the park to the north towards the market square to the south.
[Exits: north east south west]
<0%hp 0%m 111%mv> e
High Road
Here the avenue connects with the market square to the south to form a
large, bustling place of commerce. A vegetable shop lies to the west while
a cartographer's store lies to the east. The road continues to the north.
[Exits: north east south west]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A poor, abused dog is here.
<0%hp 0%m 110%mv> Market Square
This bustling square lies at the intersection of the High road and the
Trade Road. Traders from every city have come here to try to convince you
to buy their cheap wares. None of it is even worth a second glance. The
High road continues to the north and south and the Trade Road continues to
the east and west.
[Exits: north east south west]
A small, playful kitten is bouncing around here.
A cityguard is strolling through here, keeping the peace.
<0%hp 0%m 110%mv> get all corpse
Trade Road
You stand on the main thoroughfare of Galadon. This road connects the east
and west gates and holds all the traffic coming from the western forests as
well as the traffic coming from Hamsah Mu'tazz to the east. Here, near the
market square, the crowds are overwhelming. You notice there is a fruit
stand to the north and an armory to the south. The market square lies to the
west and the road continues towards the east gate to the east.
[Exits: north east south west]
<0%hp 0%m 110%mv> Trade Road
You stand on the main thoroughfare of Galadon. This road connects the east
and west gates and holds all the traffic coming from the western forests as
well as the traffic coming from Hamsah Mu'tazz to the east. This is a fairly
calm stretch of the road. You notice there is a weaponsmith to the south and
the Warrior's Guild lies to the north. The road continues to the east and
west.
[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of Ashiim is lying here.
Schameron the dark-elf is here.
Jirgolo the cloud giant is here.
Gruugnor the cloud giant is here.
<0%hp 0%m 110%mv> You get a large sack from the corpse of Ashiim.
You get some leggings from the snow worm from the corpse of Ashiim.
You get an iron awl pike from the corpse of Ashiim.
You get a silver Justice badge from the corpse of Ashiim.
You get a potion of transportation from the corpse of Ashiim.
You get a petite fillet of rare blowfish from the corpse of Ashiim.
You get a glass of plain maroon whiskey from the corpse of Ashiim.
<0%hp 0%m 110%mv>
Gruugnor puts an adamantite bracer in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts an adamantite bracer in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts a pair of spiked gauntlets in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts the shaman's mace in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts a practice sword in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts a practice mace in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts a thick hide shield in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
Gruugnor puts a practice mace in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
By the way, fuck you kennan, I had a corpse,
and a fucking eye witness and you ignored all of
the evidence.
Hope your proud you little bitches, when
I come back the next time I'm going to be
twice as mean. I had collected all I needed
to start ranking but fuck that, I'm staying
around to kill you now.