Posted by castanaveras on July 29, 2000 at 01:49:45:
First, I edited out my ongoing conversations with five people, infinite wheres and whois's, my answering 3 conjurers questions about the law, telling 3 people I could not prosecute for something that happened before I logged on. These two...Are pretty much the norm for what arbiters (my past ones at least) expect EVERY time they log on. I missed perhaps the first twenty mins where santus kept giving me doughnuts, snickering, and putting his hands all over me. I figured I would start logging, just to show some of you who complain about arbiters not listening, or being unfair, or slow, what we have to put up with, but I got 20 more mins into it and had to get a change of scenery in. Although it didnt help. As you can see by my last few words to them, I was getting annoyed at the antics. I finally started to ignore them, and they went away....for a while. Please keep in mind that this is just the first twenty mins of a two hour mud session. And it is pretty much representative.
<701hp 158m 622mv> growl
Grrrrrrrrrr...
<701hp 158m 622mv>
Rhaliviel stands up.
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Rhaliviel chuckles politely.
<701hp 158m 622mv>
Rhaliviel leaves south.
<701hp 158m 622mv>
Kragnothil falls down laughing.
Kragnothil dances wildly before you!
<701hp 158m 622mv>
Kragnothil snickers softly.
<701hp 158m 622mv>
Kragnothil throws back his head and laughs into the night.
<701hp 169m 622mv>
Kragnothil leaves south.
<701hp 169m 622mv>
Santus looks at you.
<701hp 179m 622mv>
Santus says 'You don't like me do you?'
<701hp 179m 622mv>
Santus says 'Be honest'
<701hp 179m 622mv> ' You bore me.
You say 'You bore me.'
<701hp 179m 622mv>
Santus chuckles politely.
<701hp 179m 622mv>
Santus sends you across the dancefloor.
<701hp 188m 622mv>
Kragnothil has arrived.
<701hp 188m 622mv> ' If you knew just how many idiots I have seen, and will see in the future, that act EXACTLY as you do....
You say 'If you knew just how many idiots I have seen, and will see in the future, that act EXACTLY as you do....'
<701hp 188m 622mv> ' Chaos you say...
Kaejof has arrived.
<701hp 198m 622mv> You say 'Chaos you say...'
<701hp 198m 622mv> ' BAH
Kragnothil gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
<701hp 198m 622mv> You say 'BAH'
Kaejof sits down and rests.
<701hp 198m 622mv>
Kaejof looks at Kragnothil.
<701hp 198m 622mv>
Santus says 'I not say chaos'
<701hp 198m 622mv>
Kragnothil gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
<701hp 198m 622mv> ' You are all molded out of a stricter mold than arbiters.
You say 'You are all molded out of a stricter mold than arbiters.'
<701hp 198m 622mv>
Santus says 'I say Order'
<701hp 198m 622mv>
Kaejof looks at Santus.
<701hp 208m 622mv>
Kragnothil kisses you.
<701hp 208m 622mv>
Kragnothil pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!
<701hp 208m 622mv> whois krag
Kragnothil hugs you.
<701hp 208m 622mv>
Santus tickles you - hee hee hee.
<701hp 208m 622mv>
Kragnothil begins to undress... he is VERY sexy... *Pant*
<701hp 222m 622mv>
Gwerteylein tells you 'What rank sir?'
Santus flirts with you.
<701hp 222m 622mv>
Santus taunts you remorselessly.
<701hp 222m 622mv>
Kaejof stands up.
<701hp 222m 622mv>
Kaejof throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
<701hp 234m 622mv>
Kragnothil licks you.
<701hp 234m 622mv>
You are splattered with saliva as Santus gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!
<701hp 234m 622mv>
Kaejof scans south.
<701hp 234m 622mv>
Kragnothil tells you 'I dont care, ill continue it!'
<701hp 234m 622mv>
Santus taunts you remorselessly.
<701hp 234m 622mv>
Kaejof leaves south.
<701hp 234m 622mv>
Kragnothil pokes you in the ribs.
<701hp 246m 622mv>
Santus says 'Why do you not speak Law man'
<701hp 246m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'oooh. Now I can even talk dirty:)'
<701hp 246m 622mv> yawn
You must be tired.
<701hp 258m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'He's like one of those blokes just standing at attenntion never moving'
<701hp 258m 622mv>
Chadre auctions 'another Three Bladed Dagger, if anyone is intrested'
<701hp 258m 622mv>
Deagin auctions 'i am'
<701hp 258m 622mv>
Santus says 'You know you are having fun Arbiter If not what is the point eh?'
<701hp 258m 622mv>
Kelron tells you 'Canary has stolen my form.'
<701hp 268m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'Why don't you kill us arbi? Huh. Go on'
<701hp 268m 622mv> <701hp 268m 622mv>
Santus falls down laughing.
<701hp 278m 622mv>
Santus says 'He would get in TROUBLE'
<701hp 278m 622mv>
Santus bursts into tears.
<701hp 278m 622mv>
Kragnothil bends over and gives you the vertical smile!
<701hp 278m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'Kiss my cheeks! YEAH!!!!!'
<701hp 293m 622mv>
Santus gives you an overwhelmingly painful wedgy!!!!
<701hp 293m 622mv>
Kaejof has arrived.
Kaejof looks at you.
Santus falls down laughing.
Kragnothil bends over and gives you the vertical smile!
You are splattered with saliva as Santus gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!
<701hp 303m 622mv>
Kragnothil spits on you -- how gross!
<701hp 303m 622mv>
The gods protect Castanaveras from Kragnothil.
<701hp 303m 622mv>
Kragnothil spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
<701hp 315m 622mv>
Kaejof boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.
<701hp 315m 622mv>
Kaejof sits down and rests.
<701hp 315m 622mv>
Kragnothil slaps Kaejof.
<701hp 329m 622mv>
Kaejof growls.
<701hp 329m 622mv>
Santus stops following you.
<701hp 329m 622mv>
Kaejof says 'why the slap?'
<701hp 329m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'why the boasting?'
Kaejof rolls up his sleeves.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Santus gives you an overwhelmingly painful wedgy!!!!
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kaejof says 'because I felt like it'
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'like to step out of the city?'
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kaejof says 'anytime'
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kaejof stands up.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kaejof leaves south.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kragnothil says 'how about now?'
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Kragnothil leaves south.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Ulrick has arrived.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Ulrick sits down and rests.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Ulrick bows deeply.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
Santus leaves south.
<701hp 330m 622mv>
The Theran form of Tofer appears before you.
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Tofer gallantly tips his hat.