Posted by Lawman on August 29, 2000 at 08:25:21:

*** Everyone normally posts logs of themselves winning, so *** I thought I'd post a log of me getting my ass handed to me *** quite nicely, just for variety. You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Ragerman!' You parry Ragerman's wrath. You are hungry. Your warcry has worn off. Ragerman has a few scratches. reply I'm about to get Volrath bows before Ragerman. Ragerman has a few scratches. reply I'm about to get Ragerman dodges your slice. Ragerman parries your pierce. Ragerman parries your slice. Ragerman parries your pierce. Ragerman's wrath MASSACRES you! You parry Ragerman's wrath. Ragerman has a few scratches. <722hp 319m 648mv> o all rescue Lawman Ragerman brings the flaming sceptre of Chaos around with bone-shattering force! Ragerman's bone-shattering blow MANGLES you! Ragerman has a few scratches. The special guard rescues you! Ok. wanted Rag Ragerman parries your slice. Ragerman parries your pierce. Ragerman parries your slice. Your slice EVISCERATES Ragerman! Ragerman parries your pierce. Ragerman's wrath EVISCERATES the special guard! Ragerman has a few scratches. wanted Ragerman y autoass Ragerman parries your slice. Ragerman parries your pierce. Ragerman parries your slice. Ragerman dodges your pierce. Ragerman's wrath DISMEMBERS the special guard! Ragerman has a few scratches. o all rescue Lawman No way! You are still fighting! Ragerman has a few scratches. wanteAutoassist removed. Ragerman has a few scratches. wanted The special guard rescues you! Ok. wanted Rage Ragerman's wrath EVISCERATES the special guard! wanted Ragerman y manacle Ragerman drums at the special guard with his maces. Ragerman's drumming maces EVISCERATES the special guard! Ragerman's drumming maces EVISCERATES the special guard! manacle Ragerman The special guard's slash mauls Ragerman. Ragerman's wrath DISMEMBERS the special guard! manacle Ragerman Ok. disYou slap the manacles on Ragerman. dis The special guard's slash mauls Ragerman. Ragerman's wrath MASSACRES the special guard! You are hungry. dirt hBut you aren't fighting anyone! dirt Ragerm The special guard's slash mauls Ragerman. Ragerman's wrath DISMEMBERS the special guard! Ragerman's wrath DISMEMBERS the special guard! Ragerman delivers a blow of deadly force! dirt Ragerman Your kicked dirt misses Ragerman. Ragerman yells wildly 'Die, Lawman! You dirty fool!' Ragerman has some small but disgusting cuts. di You can't see a thing! Someone's kicked dirt scratches you. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. dis Your slice DISMEMBERS someone! Someone dodges your pierce. Someone's wrath MUTILATES someone! Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. dirt Someone gets something from something. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Someone eats something. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Someone has arrived. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Your slice EVISCERATES someone! Someone dodges your pierce. Someone dodges your pierce. Someone's wrath DISMEMBERS someone! Someone's wrath DISMEMBERS someone! Someone's wrath EVISCERATES someone! Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Someone looks at someone. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Your kicked dirt misses someone. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Someone gets a bloodthirsty look in its eyes. Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. Someone's slash MUTILATES someone! Someone parries your slice. Someone parries your slice. Someone's wrath misses you. You parry someone's wrath. Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. or Someone drums at you with its maces. Someone's drumming maces MANGLES you! Someone's drumming maces *** DEMOLISHES *** you! Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. Someone's slash decimates someone! Someone parries your slice. Someone parries your pierce. You parry someone's wrath. Someone's wrath MASSACRES you! You parry someone's wrath. Someone's wrath MANGLES you! Someone's wrath MANGLES you! You sure are BLEEDING! Someone gets in one more shot as you flee. Someone's parting blow MANGLES you! You sure are BLEEDING! PANIC! You couldn't escape! Someone is covered with bleeding wounds. flee Someone rescues you! Ok. w Someone's wrath DISMEMBERS someone! Someone's wrath MANGLES someone! Someone is DEAD!! Someone's heart is torn from its chest. Someone sacrifices something to the gods. Someone yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Ragerman!' Someone's wrath DISMEMBERS someone! w qua return Someone's wrath DISMEMBERS someone! Someone's wrath MASSACRES someone! You aren't fighting anyone. You can't see a thing! You quaff a potion of return. You can't see a thing!

Follow Ups:

• That's you thinking fast and doing right in a bad situation n/t Ygnacio 18:55:52 8/29/2000 (0)
• Learned somthin new. N/T Didn't know you could quaff blind person. 16:05:45 8/29/2000 (3)
  • He didn't. n/t Pendragon_Surtr 10:53:54 8/30/2000 (2)
    • potions of return are still visible to blinded people n/t there is like one or two things that are...this is one 14:18:40 8/30/2000 (1)
      • Actually, I'm fairly certain that EVERY potion is visible to blind people. nt Imbrogno(VIP) 15:30:04 8/31/2000 (0)
• Oh, and I had roughly 80hps left at TOQ (Time of Quaff) (n/t) Lawman 08:26:31 8/29/2000 (6)
  • If you are going to explain what your abbreviation means, what the fuck is the point of it in the first place? Future reference to TOQ?(n/t) Bemus-ed 19:42:04 8/29/2000 (5)
    • MTPOPWNBTDTCLPS (text) Lawman 20:07:06 8/29/2000 (4)
      • Very amusing. You get a Brot with extra mustard. n/t Servant of Darkness. 10:18:47 8/30/2000 (0)
      • That is funny as hell! (nt) Manisk 05:27:25 8/30/2000 (0)
      • I nominate the above reply for the Archive. I almost lost bladder control laughing. (n/t) The Great Rumpus Cat 22:14:57 8/29/2000 (1)
        • I second that, but put the whole thread in. = ] nt LittleSchoolGirl 22:50:56 8/29/2000 (0)

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