that is just plain embarrassing (empire):

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Posted by Rager on September 16, 2000 at 01:05:12:

In Reply to: The most fun I've had in a long time... posted by Garenth on September 15, 2000 at 21:44:44:

let see if battle was allow to do that cheap gangbanging shit.. would be fun.
that is just plain pathetic.


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> <999hp 887m 404mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Cothurak The West Gate of Udgaard Loke's Farm
> (PK) Khayr The Drilling Room
> (PK) Shyntlara The West Gate of Udgaard Loke's Farm
> (PK) Barid The West Gate of Udgaard Loke's Farm
> (PK) Garenth The South Gate of Udgaard Loke's Farm
>
> <999hp 887m 455mv> com summ cothurak
> Cothurak arrives suddenly.
>
> <999hp 837m 455mv> com rot cothurak
>
> Cothurak closes her eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Cothurak is surrounded by a white aura.
> Cothurak yells 'Die, Garenth, you sorcerous dog!'
> You narrow your eyes and glare in Cothurak's direction.
> Cothurak looks like she is decomposing.
> You parry Cothurak's acidic bite.
> Cothurak is in perfect health.
>
> <999hp 787m 455mv>
> Cothurak's acidic bite injures you.
> Your cleave mauls Cothurak.
> Cothurak parries your cleave.
> Cothurak has a few scratches.
>
> <984hp 787m 455mv> com dispel
>
> Cothurak leaves south.
> Cothurak has fled!
> It starts to rain.
>
> <984hp 787m 455mv> s
> On whom?
>
> <984hp 787m 455mv> Outside the South Gate
> A foreboding wall of spears expands east and west from an enormous stone
> gate to the north. Guards patrolling the wall cry out to you to identify
> your business in Udgaard Loke's Farm. In the distance, you see a wooden
> palace rise from within the city.
>
> [Exits: north south]
> A corpse hangs by its neck from a tall wooden post stuck in the field.
> (Red Aura) (White Aura) Cothurak the human is here.
>
> <984hp 787m 452mv> Cothurak leaves south.
>
> <984hp 787m 452mv> s
>
> Khayr has arrived.
>
> <984hp 787m 452mv>
> Khayr stops using a flaming bardiche.
> Khayr wields a blacksmith's forge hammer.
> A Path in the Plains
> From here you can see all of Udgaard Loke's Farm. It can hardly be
> considered a farm by its size however. You have heard many stories of how
> the strict rule of Udgaard Loke has forced this city into lawfulness. Yet,
> you wonder if anyone could truly make a town with so much evil into a
> lawful town... Only one way to find out.
>
> [Exits: north south]
> (Red Aura) (White Aura) Cothurak the human is here.
>
> <984hp 787m 448mv>
> The white aura around your body fades.
>
> <999hp 815m 499mv>
> Cothurak leaves north.
> Khayr has arrived.
>
> <999hp 815m 499mv> s
> s
> A Path in the Plains
> The plains stretch out endlessly in all directions. The only break in the
> monotony is the mountain range which is distant to the south, and the small
> dot which is Udgaard Loke's Farm to the north. Looking up at the clouds, you
> begin to see writing. Perhaps the monotony is getting to you.
>
> [Exits: north south]
>
> <999hp 815m 493mv> A Path in the Plains
> A gentle breeze makes the grass around you sway about. To the south you see
> the foothills of a large mountain range. To the north the path leads on,
> ending in the tiny speck which is the farm of Udgaard Loke.
>
> [Exits: north south]
>
> <999hp 815m 487mv> s
> s
> The Foothills
> Small gentle hills of long grass roll as far as you can see. South of
> here, a pass cuts into the mountains and funnels into a small trail that
> leads over them. North of here, brown grass marks the beginnings of the
> plains of Udgaard.
>
> [Exits: north south]
>
> <999hp 815m 480mv> com sanc
>
> Khayr has arrived.
> The Pass
> The mountains seem to part here, but you soon realize that this is an
> illusion. A trail leads straight up the mountainside into the surrounding
> peaks, but looks old and unused. You wonder if it might be best to turn
> back here. Off to the west, a few wagon ruts lead to a small mining camp.
>
>
> [Exits: north west up]
>
> <999hp 815m 470mv>
> Khayr has arrived.
> You close your eyes and concentrate for a moment.
> You are surrounded by a white aura.
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> com wither khayr
>
> Khayr strikes you over the head with a blacksmith's forge hammer.
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> In your dreams, or what?
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> af
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 16 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> af
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 16 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> af
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 16 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 43 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 740m 470mv> af
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 15 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You feel unclean.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> com wither khayr
> In your dreams, or what?
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> af
>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You are affected by:
> Commune: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 25 hours.
> Commune: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 25 hours.
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 15 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> af
>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You are blinded!
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> You are affected by:
> Commune: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 12 hours.
> Commune: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 25 hours.
> Commune: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 25 hours.
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 15 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Keep your hands out of there, Someone!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> i
>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You feel yourself moving more slowly.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> You are carrying:
> ( 4) a potion of flying
> an neon blue potion
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> af
>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You are affected by:
> Spell: 'slow' modifies dexterity by -4 for 20 hours.
> Commune: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 12 hours.
> Commune: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 25 hours.
> Commune: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 25 hours.
> Skill: 'cranial' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
> Spell: 'fly' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 15 hours.
> Commune: 'detect evil' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect good' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 42 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for -1 hours.
> Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for -1 hours.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You feel more frail.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Someone couldn't rob his way out of a paper bag!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> i
>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> You are carrying:
> ( 4) a potion of flying
> an neon blue potion
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away.
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You are surrounded by a pink outline.
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> fle
> In your dreams, or what?
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> st
>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv> You're totally frozen!
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> You feel your muscles freeze tighter!
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
>
> <999hp 887m 534mv>
> Someone's charge MANGLES you!
> You yell 'Help! I've been charged!'
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <906hp 887m 534mv>
> You parry someone's flaming bite.
> You parry someone's slash.
> Your shield blocks someone's slash.
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <906hp 887m 534mv>
> The day has begun.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <906hp 887m 534mv>
> You parry someone's flaming bite.
> Someone's flaming bite MUTILATES you!
> You parry someone's slash.
> You parry someone's slash.
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <865hp 887m 534mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <865hp 887m 534mv>
> Your shield blocks someone's flaming bite.
> You parry someone's flaming bite.
> Your shield blocks someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's slash.
> You parry someone's slash.
> Someone dodges your cleave.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <889hp 887m 634mv>
> Someone stops using something.
> Someone wields something.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <889hp 887m 634mv>
> Someone dual wields something.
> Someone has fled!
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <889hp 887m 634mv>
> Someone brings something around to hit your head!
> Someone's cranial hit maims you!
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <854hp 887m 634mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <854hp 887m 634mv>
> Your shield blocks someone's acidic bite.
> Someone's crush maims you!
> You parry someone's crush.
> Someone's crush devastates you!
> Someone dodges your cleave.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <789hp 887m 634mv>
> Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <789hp 887m 634mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'.
> You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away.
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> Someone creates an onslaught of water, drowning you!
> Someone's onslaught of water MANGLES you!
> Someone is in perfect health.
>
> <689hp 887m 634mv>
> Your shield blocks someone's acidic bite.
> Someone's acidic bite injures you.
> Someone's crush MUTILATES you!
> Someone's crush maims you!
> You parry someone's burning touch.
> Your cleave MASSACRES someone!
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <604hp 887m 634mv> flee
>
> Someone brings something around to hit your head!
> Someone's cranial hit MUTILATES you!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <566hp 887m 634mv>
> Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
> You feel fatigued.
> Someone's fatigue MUTILATES you!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <529hp 887m 317mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'.
> You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away.
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <529hp 887m 317mv> flee
>
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> Someone's acidic bite injures you.
> Someone's crush maims you!
> Your shield blocks someone's crush.
> Your shield blocks someone's crush.
> Your shield blocks someone's crush.
> You parry someone's burning touch.
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Something flashes pure white!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <479hp 887m 317mv>
> The stiffness in your body wears off.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <479hp 887m 317mv> flee
>
> Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
> Someone's fatigue maims you!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <444hp 887m 317mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'.
> Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <444hp 887m 317mv>
> Your shield blocks someone's acidic bite.
> Someone's acidic bite injures you.
> Someone's crush MUTILATES you!
> Someone's crush MUTILATES you!
> Your shield blocks someone's crush.
> Your shield blocks someone's burning touch.
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <350hp 887m 317mv> You're totally frozen!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <350hp 887m 317mv> Someone's cranial hit misses you.
> You're totally frozen!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <350hp 887m 317mv> You're totally frozen!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <350hp 887m 317mv>
> Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
> You feel fatigued.
> Someone's fatigue maims you!
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <314hp 887m 158mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'.
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <314hp 887m 158mv>
> You dodge someone's acidic bite.
> Someone's acidic bite wounds you.
> Someone gets in one more shot as you flee.
> Someone's parting blow devastates you!
> You can't see a thing!
> You flee from combat!
>
> <262hp 887m 152mv> flee
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <262hp 887m 152mv> s
>
> Someone has arrived.
>
> <262hp 887m 152mv>
> Someone has arrived.
> Someone has arrived.
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <262hp 887m 152mv> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'unsoojry'.
> You EVISCERATE someone!
> Someone parries your cleave.
> Someone has a few scratches.
>
> <262hp 887m 152mv>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
> Someone's fatigue maims you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Your land a lucky blow!
> Someone deflects your cleave with its shield.
> You can't see a thing!
> You flee from combat!
>
> <227hp 887m 146mv> quaff noeon
> You're totally frozen!
>
> <227hp 887m 146mv>
> The stiffness in your body wears off.
>
> <227hp 887m 146mv>
> Someone has arrived.
>
> <227hp 887m 146mv>
> Someone has arrived.
>
> <227hp 887m 146mv> quaf neon
>
> Someone has arrived.
> The sun rises in the east.
>
> <227hp 887m 146mv> fle
> You quaff an neon blue potion.
> You feel better!
> You cannot become invisible while glowing.
> You can't see a thing!
> Someone tells you 'how goes your hunting?'
>
> <249hp 887m 146mv> You aren't fighting anyone.
>
> <249hp 887m 146mv>
> You come to with a pounding headache.
>
> <287hp 887m 248mv> reply na'well, just barely escaped
> You tell someone 'na'well, just barely escaped'
>
> Shortly after...
>
> Cothurak tells you 'pure luck'
>
> Luck and a small amount of preperation. Better luck next time.
>
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