Posted by Alomar on September 18, 2000 at 04:17:49:
In Reply to: Not super funny, but I got a slight chuckle. posted by Miuwaro on September 18, 2000 at 03:23:05:
> ****some background, Empire had held the head pretty much all night, so I hear Alomar raiding Masters...not knowing we don't have the head. I come back and do my part, armor/shield the Golem. Alomar has to flee and come back like five times(dedicated I guess) and when the golem is about to fall.....
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv> You whisper 'I should tell you...'
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv> whisp after all your work
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> A granite golem's slash DISMEMBERS Alomar!
> Alomar's slice MUTILATES a granite golem!
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv> You whisper 'after all your work'
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv>
> A granite golem's kick EVISCERATES Alomar!
> Alomar's cleave EVISCERATES a granite golem!
> Alomar's slice maims a granite golem!
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv>
> Alomar's cleave EVISCERATES a granite golem!
> Alomar's slice EVISCERATES a granite golem!
> A granite golem is DEAD!!
> [MASTER] a granite golem: Alas, my life has come to an end...
> A granite golem spills its guts all over the floor.
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv> whisp We don't have the head
> You whisper 'We don't have the head'
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv> gig
> You giggle.
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> <1191hp 1139m 413mv>
> Alomar growls.