Posted by Eric Prothero on October 20, 2000 at 18:15:17:
Watching Don't forget your tooth brush when....
The rabid fleshy creature deflects your pound with its shield.
Your weapon whispers, 'Run away! Run away!'
The rabid fleshy creature's claw misses you.
The rabid fleshy creature's claw scratches you.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
<-10%hp 100%m 87%mv>
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You have been KILLED!!
Inserts pistol in mouth.....