Its okay, but i always used to use the alias 'human soldier' for this very reason, ie so not so unexpected from the point of a view of one who has a twisted mind already (n/t):

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Posted by Sarevok on October 28, 2000 at 23:30:17:

In Reply to: This is the meanest thing I have everd one on this mud (I feel so bad...) posted by Vastiliu on October 28, 2000 at 18:17:56:

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> [Exits: east west]
> A magical spring flows from the ground here.
> (Invis) (Translucent) Lishanros is here.
> A giant soldier is here.
> A human soldier is asleep on a table.
> An arial soldier is here.
> A dwarven soldier is here.
> A giant soldier is here.
> A human soldier is asleep on a table.
> An arial soldier is here.
> A dwarven soldier is here.
> A giant soldier is here.
> A human soldier is asleep on a table.
> An arial soldier is here.
> A dwarven soldier is here.
> A flesh golem has arrived.
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> <552hp 707m 295mv>
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 707m 295mv>
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 707m 295mv> cast 'summon'
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 707m 295mv> human captain
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 707m 295mv>
> The Captain of the guards arrives suddenly.
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> <552hp 657m 295mv>
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
> The Captain of the guards misses Lishanros.
> The Captain of the guards MUTILATES Lishanros!
> The Captain of the guards EVISCERATES Lishanros!
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> <552hp 657m 295mv> l ishanro
> Lishanros's punch hits the Captain of the guards.
> The Captain of the guards's slash DISMEMBERS Lishanros!
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> <552hp 681m 327mv> s
> You do not see that here.
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> <552hp 681m 327mv> l
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 681m 327mv> i
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> The Captain of the guards's slash devastates Lishanros!
> The Captain of the guards's slash mauls Lishanros.
> The Captain of the guards's slash decimates Lishanros!
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> <552hp 681m 327mv> l lishanro
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 681m 327mv> s
> As you glance around, your eyes come across this frail
> half-elven fello. Curious bright blue eyes peer out from sandy-brown hair
> that drapes across his face and shoulders, and has been wildy wind-blown.
> His face is smooth and tanned, as if chiseled long ago by an expert with
> sand-stone. His almost perfect statue-like beauty is blemished by horrible
> burn scars on his hands and arms, obviously due to previously failed toils
> with elemental powers...
> Lishanros, a male half-elf, is gushing blood.
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> Lishanros is using:
> an amethyst ring
> an amethyst ring
> (Glowing) a topaz stone necklace
> (Glowing) a topaz stone necklace
> a tight fitting green dragon scale shirt
> (Glowing) a Templar's crown
> a set of mithril leggings
> a pair of mithril boots
> a pair of mithril gauntlets
> some mithril sleeves
> (Glowing) a shaman's robe
> a wide bronze belt
> a charred leather bracer
> a soft leather bracer
> (Invis) (Humming) the Silver Serpent
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> <552hp 681m 327mv>
> Lishanros's punch misses the Captain of the guards.
> The Captain of the guards's slash MUTILATES Lishanros!
> The Captain of the guards's slash maims Lishanros!
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> <552hp 681m 327mv>
> Lishanros utters the words, 'ghaizgpahhzf'.
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> <552hp 681m 327mv>
> Lishanros's punch misses the Captain of the guards.
> The Captain of the guards's slash EVISCERATES Lishanros!
> Lishanros is DEAD!!
> Lishanros's heart is torn from his chest.
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