I know most people dont like seeing logs of mob fights. But I found this slightly amusing, and a very painful.

I know most people dont like seeing logs of mob fights. But I found this slightly amusing, and a very painful.:
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Posted by Maelnar on November 11, 2000 at 18:08:21:

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Your deathly touch decimates the banker's bodyguard! The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <899hp 758m 545mv> The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash injures the banker's bodyguard. A flesh golem's pound injures the banker's bodyguard. A flesh golem's pound mauls the banker's bodyguard. A ghoul's pierce hits the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash decimates the banker's bodyguard! A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce wounds the banker's bodyguard. You dodge the banker's bodyguard's beating. The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a flesh golem! The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a ghoul! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <859hp 758m 545mv> A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce injures the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash hits the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash decimates the banker's bodyguard! A ghoul's pierce injures the banker's bodyguard. A flesh golem's pound hits the banker's bodyguard. A flesh golem's pound wounds the banker's bodyguard. A flesh golem's pound injures the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. Your slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard's beating maims you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a flesh golem! The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a ghoul! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's kick hits you. The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <736hp 758m 545mv> A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash hits the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash decimates the banker's bodyguard! A ghoul's pierce mauls the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a flesh golem! A flesh golem is DEAD!! You hear a flesh golem's death cry. A flesh golem stops following you. The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a ghoul! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating maims you! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <624hp 7 A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce injures the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash misses the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash injures the banker's bodyguard. A ghoul's pierce mauls the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard stiffens at a ghoul's unclean touch! The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. Your slash misses the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard's beating maims you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating >>> ANNIHILATES <<< a ghoul! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard gets a wild look in his eyes. The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <551hp 758m 545mv> c vam Your deathly touch wounds the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <570hp 718m 545mv> A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash devastates the banker's bodyguard! A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. A ghoul's pierce injures the banker's bodyguard. Your slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating === OBLITERATES === a ghoul! A ghoul is DEAD!! A ghoul's eye pops out of its socket. A ghoul stops following you. The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! You dodge the banker's bodyguard's beating. The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <530hp 718m 545mv> A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce wounds the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce injures the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <410hp 718m 545mv> c vamp Your deathly touch wounds the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <429hp 678m 545mv> A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce hits the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce injures the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash wounds the banker's bodyguard. Your slash injures the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <352hp 693m 546mv> c wor A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce misses the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash mauls the banker's bodyguard. The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of an elite storm giant soldier! The banker's bodyguard's beating MUTILATES you! The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches. <272hp 693m c word The Dark Temple

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Comments:	> Dioxide's Log Formatter > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > <table border=0 bgcolor=black> > <tr> > <td> > <tt><font color=white> > > <b>Your deathly touch <font color="red">decimates</font> the banker's bodyguard!</b> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <899hp 758m 545mv> > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A flesh golem's pound <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A flesh golem's pound <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A ghoul's pierce <font color="red">hits</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">decimates</font> the banker's bodyguard! > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > You dodge the banker's bodyguard's beating. > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">* DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a flesh golem! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a ghoul! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <859hp 758m 545mv> > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">hits</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">decimates</font> the banker's bodyguard! > A ghoul's pierce <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A flesh golem's pound <font color="red">hits</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A flesh golem's pound <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A flesh golem's pound <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > <b>Your slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard.</b> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">maims</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a flesh golem! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a ghoul! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's kick <font color="red">hits</font> you.</font> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <736hp 758m 545mv> > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">hits</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">decimates</font> the banker's bodyguard! > A ghoul's pierce <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a flesh golem! > <font color="yellow"><b>A flesh golem is DEAD!!</b></font> > <font color="pink">You hear a flesh golem's death cry.</font> > <font color="pink">A flesh golem stops following you.</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a ghoul! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">maims</font> you!</font> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <624hp 7 > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">misses</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A ghoul's pierce <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > The banker's bodyguard stiffens at a ghoul's unclean touch! > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > <b>Your slash <font color="red">misses</font> the banker's bodyguard.</b> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">maims</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">>>> ANNIHILATES <<<</font> a ghoul! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard gets a wild look in his eyes. > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <551hp 758m 545mv> c vam > <b>Your deathly touch <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard.</b> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <570hp 718m 545mv> > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">devastates</font> the banker's > bodyguard! > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A ghoul's pierce <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > <b>Your slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard.</b> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">=== OBLITERATES ===</font> a ghoul! > <font color="yellow"><b>A ghoul is DEAD!!</b></font> > A ghoul's eye pops out of its socket. > <font color="pink">A ghoul stops following you.</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > You dodge the banker's bodyguard's beating. > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <530hp 718m 545mv> > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <410hp 718m 545mv> c vamp > <b>Your deathly touch <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard.</b> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <429hp 678m 545mv> > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">hits</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">wounds</font> the banker's bodyguard. > <b>Your slash <font color="red">injures</font> the banker's bodyguard.</b> > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <352hp 693m 546mv> c wor > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's pierce <font color="red">misses</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier's slash <font color="red">mauls</font> the banker's bodyguard. > The banker's bodyguard parries your slash. > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES </font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red"> DEVASTATES *</font> a zombie of an elite storm > giant soldier! > <font color="pink">The banker's bodyguard's beating <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> you!</font> > <font color="darkgreen">The banker's bodyguard has a few scratches.</font> > > <272hp 693m c word > The Dark Temple > </font></tt> > </td></tr></table> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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