Posted by Juzrisium on November 28, 2000 at 22:14:45:
In Reply to: My definition of bullshit... posted by Korrgeth on November 28, 2000 at 22:12:02:
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> Joliane tells you 'On my way to speak with the High Arcanus'
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> You tell Joliane 'Then say so next time.'
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> You tell Joliane 'I will refrain from attacking next time.'
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> [EMPIRE] Zeglufin: Korrgeth...why do you attack the bloodoathed Joliane?
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> You tell Joliane 'Pass as you will.'
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> <100%hp 65%m 100%mv> c invis
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> You fade out of existence.
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> <100%hp 64%m 100%mv>
> Joliane tells you 'I had little time, was focused on getting there'
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> <100%hp 64%m 100%mv> People near you:
> Drakaeth Approaching the Gates of Hamsah Mu'tazz
> (PK) Korrgeth Along the Eastern Road
> Aeuziere Along the Eastern Road
> (PK) Temron Along the Eastern Road
> Selephi Along the Eastern Road
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> <100%hp 64%m 100%mv>
> [BLACK] Vonaxim: Is this true?
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> <100%hp 64%m 100%mv> whe pk
> People near you:
> (PK) Korrgeth Along the Eastern Road
> (PK) Temron Along the Eastern Road
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> **This happens about a milisecond after the Councilmembers asked me their question**
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> <100%hp 64%m 100%mv>
> A sudden pain erupts through your skull.
> Temron's blackjack wounds you.
> You yell 'Help! I've been blackjacked by Temron!'
> Temron is in perfect health.
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> <95%hp 66%m 100%mv>
> Your shield blocks Temron's acidic bite.
> Temron's acidic bite EVISCERATES you!
> Your shield blocks Temron's acidic bite.
> You fade into existence.
> Temron deflects your acidic bite with his shield.
> Temron is in perfect health.
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> <84%hp 66%m 100%mv> bash
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> [EMPIRE] Vonaxim: Answer me now Is this true?
> Temron is in perfect health.
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> <84%hp 66%m 100%mv> You slam into Temron, and send him flying!
> Your bash hits Temron.
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> <84%hp 66%m 100%mv>
> You parry Temron's acidic bite.
> Temron parries your acidic bite.
> Temron parries your acidic bite.
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> <84%hp 66%m 100%mv> bash
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> Temron's acidic bite devastates you!
> Your shield blocks Temron's acidic bite.
> Temron dodges your acidic bite.
> Temron dodges your acidic bite.
> Temron has a few scratches.
> You fall flat on your face!
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> <77%hp 66%m 100%mv>
> You parry Temron's acidic bite.
> Temron parries your acidic bite.
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> <77%hp 66%m 100%mv> flee
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> Temron disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> <77%hp 66%m 100%mv>
> Temron's acidic bite mauls you.
> Your shield blocks Temron's acidic bite.
> Temron parries your punch.
> Your ring flares with a small lightning bolt!
> Your shocking grasp decimates Temron!
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> Temron gets nightmare blade.
> Temron has a few scratches.
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> <73%hp 66%m 100%mv> e
> The centurion steps aside for you.
> The centurion steps aside for you.
> Along the Eastern Road
> You are walking along a wide road through the countryside. The land
> here on the eastern side of the Erinin is not nearly as fertile as
> that on the opposite bank, and you notice very few farms here. Those
> that you do see are fairly small, and far between. One or two even
> look to be deserted. You see a few broken windows, and here and there
> an untended field. On one of the fences, a raven perches, seemingly
> intent on watching you. A small breeze blows hauntingly through the
> seemingly empty farmhouses, giving the place an eerie feel. Far to
> the south, an immense forest of short, stubby trees dominates the
> horizon. Here and there you pass travelers heading to Galadon, and
> the occasional caravan laden with goods to be shipped from the ports
> of Hamsah Mu'tazz. The merchants and travelers seem to pass you by with
> barely a glance. The road continues to the east and west.
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> [Exits: east west]
> You flee from combat!
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> <73%hp 66%m 99%mv> You aren't fighting anyone.
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> <73%hp 66%m 99%mv> You aren't fighting anyone.
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> <73%hp 66%m 99%mv> Along the Eastern Road
> You are walking along a wide road through the countryside. The land
> here on the eastern side of the Erinin is not nearly as fertile as
> that on the opposite bank, and you notice very few farms here. Those
> that you do see are fairly small, and far between. One or two even
> look to be deserted. You see a few broken windows, and here and there
> an untended field. On one of the fences, a raven perches, seemingly
> intent on watching you. A well-used path leads south along the line of
> a crumbling fence. A small breeze blows hauntingly through the
> seemingly empty farmhouses, giving the place an eerie feel. Far to
> the south, an immense forest of short, stubby trees dominates the
> horizon. Here and there you pass travelers heading to Galadon, and
> the occasional caravan laden with goods to be shipped from the ports
> of Hamsah Mu'tazz. The merchants and travelers seem to pass you by with
> barely a glance. The road continues to the east and west while a path
> leads south.
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> [Exits: east south west]
> You have betrayed your Empire and are now anathema!
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> You tell Vonaxim 'Dreadlord, will you offer me a chance to explain the attack? I am free of the thief's clutches now.'
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> Vonaxim tells you 'I am busy.'
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> You tell Vonaxim 'Will we speak now?'
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> Vonaxim tells you 'No.'
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> I cut out a very flavorful comment made after that. But it included the words 'shove' and 'ass'
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