Posted by Zix on January 9, 2000 at 001:005:49:

Thought I'd have some fun with a necro I rolled up...
Don't know if it was the role of the felar or if the
player just hadn't seen this before, but I thought it
was kind of funny.

(NOTE: It's a dark-elf - you really need sneak for this
to work :))

<100%hp 89%m 96%mv> The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] Araticia the felar is here, fighting the metal soldier. A metal soldier stands here at attention. <100%hp 89%m 95%mv> Araticia's stab injures the metal soldier. The metal soldier's charge scratches Araticia. <100%hp 89%m 95%mv> Araticia's stab grazes the metal soldier. <100%hp 89%m 95%mv> Araticia's stab grazes the metal soldier. The metal soldier is DEAD!! The metal soldier's foot is sliced from her dead body. Araticia sacrifices the corpse of the metal soldier to the gods. The corpse of a metal soldier says 'Die, ingrate!' ** I leave - I am trying to rank The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. Feels silly, doesn't it? The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] A rolled up map is here. The Center of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west down] The sliced-off arm of the wooden soldier is lying here. An animated wooden soldier is here. The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] The Center of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west down] The sliced-off arm of the wooden soldier is lying here. An animated wooden soldier is here. Aleya has arrived. <100%hp 79%m 91%mv> You must MURDER a player. The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] A steaming pile of the rabid fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. ( 8) A rolled up map is here. You see a very important key here! You get the guts of the rabid fleshy creature. The Center of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west down] The sliced-off arm of the wooden soldier is lying here. An animated wooden soldier is here. People near you: Araticia The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern Aleya The Northern Wall of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Great Hall of the Academy (PK) Falakila The Center of the Vast Cavern You get the arm of the wooden soldier. The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] A rolled up map is here. <100%hp 79%m 88%mv> The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. ** He is still trying to figure it out... :) You are carrying: the arm of the wooden soldier the guts of the rabid fleshy creature a key a water skin a map of eastern Thera a map of western Thera You give the guts of the rabid fleshy creature to Araticia. Araticia boggles at the concept. <100%hp 79%m 85%mv> You give the arm of the wooden soldier to Araticia. You nod. You raise an eyebrow at the notion. The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. You say 'What seems to be the problem?' [ Felar ] Araticia the Footpad The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. <100%hp 83%m 94%mv> Aleya has arrived. <100%hp 83%m 94%mv> Aleya leaves south. [ H-Elf ] Aleya the Forest Pupil The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. <100%hp 83%m 94%mv> Araticia says 'corpse talked to me!' The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. You tap your cheek, lost in thought. You say 'Sounds like the work of the Gods to me.' You whisper 'Pico may be about...' Araticia cringes in terror! <100%hp 87%m 100%mv> People near you: Araticia The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern Aleya The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern Araticia says 'corpse tells me to die' <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> You peer around yourself intently. You say 'I wouldn't take everything corpses say too literally.' You say 'It's probably just bitter.' <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> Araticia says 'well i think ill make some more dem to talks ta mes' <100%hp 95%m 100%mv> Araticia purrs contentedly. You shrug. The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The severed feet of the metal soldier lie here. Araticia the felar is here. Falakila vanishes. The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] The South East Corner of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north west] A nimble fleshy creature wraps its tail around your leg. Aleya the half-elf is here. A nimble fleshy creature wraps its tail around your leg. A nimble fleshy creature wraps its tail around your leg. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] There is a leather clad fleshy creature. There is a leather clad fleshy creature. There is a leather clad fleshy creature. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] There is a leather clad fleshy creature. There is a leather clad fleshy creature. There is a leather clad fleshy creature. Your pierce misses the fleshy creature. The fleshy creature is in perfect health. <100%hp 99%m 94%mv> You parry the fleshy creature's claw. Your pierce scratches the fleshy creature. The fleshy creature has some small but disgusting cuts. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Lorghrim Equipment room Araticia The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern You parry the fleshy creature's claw. The fleshy creature dodges your pierce. The fleshy creature has some small but disgusting cuts. <100%hp 99%m 94%mv> You parry the fleshy creature's claw. Your pierce scratches the fleshy creature. The fleshy creature is covered with bleeding wounds. <100%hp 99%m 94%mv> The fleshy creature's claw misses you. Your pierce scratches the fleshy creature. Your weapon whispers, 'You're doing great!' The fleshy creature is gushing blood. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Lorghrim Equipment room Araticia The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern The fleshy creature is gushing blood. <100%hp 99%m 94%mv> The fleshy creature's claw misses you. Your pierce scratches the fleshy creature. The fleshy creature is convulsing on the ground. <100%hp 99%m 94%mv> The fleshy creature's claw misses you. The fleshy creature's claw misses you. The fleshy creature dodges your pierce. The fleshy creature is convulsing on the ground. The fleshy creature's claw misses you. You hear something's death cry. Your pierce scratches the fleshy creature. The fleshy creature is DEAD!! You receive 49 experience points. The fleshy creature spills its guts all over the floor. You get 9 gold coins from the corpse of the fleshy creature. The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Lorghrim The Divine Plane Araticia The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] A steaming pile of the fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. There is a leather clad fleshy creature. There is a leather clad fleshy creature. <100%hp 99%m 94%mv> The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] ( 8) A rolled up map is here. You see a very important key here! There is a leather clad fleshy creature foaming at the mouth. You parry the rabid fleshy creature's claw. You parry the rabid fleshy creature's claw. The rabid fleshy creature is in perfect health. <100%hp 99%m 93%mv> You parry the rabid fleshy creature's claw. The rabid fleshy creature deflects your pierce with its shield. The rabid fleshy creature is in perfect health. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Lorghrim The Academy's Shamans Guild Araticia The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Vast Cavern The rabid fleshy creature is in perfect health. <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The rabid fleshy creature's claw misses you. Your pierce scratches the rabid fleshy creature. The rabid fleshy creature has some small but disgusting cuts. <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The rabid fleshy creature's claw misses you. Your pierce scratches the rabid fleshy creature. The rabid fleshy creature is covered with bleeding wounds. <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You parry the rabid fleshy creature's claw. The rabid fleshy creature tries to disarm you, but fails. Your pierce scratches the rabid fleshy creature. The rabid fleshy creature is gushing blood. <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The rabid fleshy creature's claw misses you. Your pierce scratches the rabid fleshy creature. The rabid fleshy creature is DEAD!! You receive 38 experience points. You hear the rabid fleshy creature's death cry. You get 14 gold coins from the corpse of the rabid fleshy creature. The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice. The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] ( 8) A rolled up map is here. You see a very important key here! People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Syn The Hallway Lorghrim The Academy's Shamans Guild Araticia The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Vast Cavern The Center of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west down] An animated wooden soldier is here. The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] A rolled up map is here. The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] You scan north. The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north south west] You scan north. The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern [Exits: south west] The sliced-off leg of the metal soldier is lying here. The sliced-off arm of the metal soldier is lying here. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Syn The Hallway Lorghrim The Academy's Shamans Guild Araticia The North West Corner of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The North East Corner of the Vast Cavern The Northern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: east south west] The Northern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] <100%hp 100%m 92%mv> The Northern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: east south west] ( 3) You see a very important key here! You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** Araticia the felar is here, fighting the slathering beast. A slathering beast is wandering around looking confused. A slathering beast is wandering around looking confused. The North West Corner of the Vast Cavern [Exits: east south] Araticia the felar is here, fighting the slathering beast. A slathering beast is wandering around looking confused. A slathering beast is wandering around looking confused. <100%hp 100%m 89%mv> Araticia's stab hits the slathering beast. The slathering beast is DEAD!! You hear the slathering beast's death cry. Araticia sacrifices the corpse of the slathering beast to the gods. <100%hp 100%m 89%mv> Araticia's stab hits the slathering beast. <100%hp 100%m 89%mv> The slathering beast's bite misses Araticia. Araticia's stab hits the slathering beast. <100%hp 100%m 89%mv> The slathering beast's bite misses Araticia. Araticia's stab misses the slathering beast. <100%hp 100%m 89%mv> Araticia's stab misses the slathering beast. <100%hp 100%m 89%mv> Araticia's stab hits the slathering beast. The slathering beast is DEAD!! You hear the slathering beast's death cry. Araticia sacrifices the corpse of the slathering beast to the gods. The corpse of the slathering beast says 'Sorry about before... Don't take it personally.' <100%hp 85%m 98%mv> Araticia leaves south. The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south] Araticia the felar is here. <100%hp 85%m 97%mv> The Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south west] <100%hp 85%m 96%mv> The Northern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: east south west] ( 3) You see a very important key here! You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** Araticia the felar is here. You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** Araticia the felar is here. You fall down laughing. The North West Corner of the Vast Cavern [Exits: east south] Araticia the felar is here. Falakila has arrived. The North West Corner of the Vast Cavern [Exits: east south] Araticia the felar is here. Falakila leaves south. The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south] <100%hp 85%m 92%mv> Araticia has arrived. <100%hp 85%m 92%mv> Araticia leaves east. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Syn The Academy's Rangers Glade Lorghrim The Academy's Shamans Guild Araticia The Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern You scan east. You fall down laughing. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Syn The Academy's Rangers Glade Lorghrim The Academy's Shamans Guild Araticia The Eastern Wall of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Academy's Invokers Guild (PK) Falakila The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern You tell Araticia 'A corpse talked to me too! I think it is Pico.' <100%hp 89%m 100%mv> You are thirsty. You drink water from a water skin. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Syn A tiled hallway Lorghrim The Room of Spheres Araticia The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Ashke Another portal (PK) Falakila The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south] The Western Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east south] The South West Corner of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east] A tiny fleshy creature growls at you. A tiny fleshy creature growls at you. A tiny fleshy creature growls at you. Your pierce scratches the tiny fleshy creature. The tiny fleshy creature is DEAD!! You receive 40 experience points. You hear the tiny fleshy creature's death cry. The gods give you one gold coin for your sacrifice. Your pierce scratches the tiny fleshy creature. The tiny fleshy creature is DEAD!! You receive 28 experience points. The tiny fleshy creature's heart is torn from its chest. The gods give you one gold coin for your sacrifice. Your pierce scratches the tiny fleshy creature. The tiny fleshy creature is DEAD!! You receive 24 experience points. The tiny fleshy creature's ear is sliced from its dead body. The gods give you one gold coin for your sacrifice. You hear something's death cry. People near you: Aleya The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Syn The Final Chamber Lorghrim The Room of Spheres Araticia The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern Ashke The Great Council Chamber (PK) Falakila The South West Corner of the Vast Cavern <100%hp 97%m 100%mv> The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] The corpse of the rabid fleshy creature is lying here. A steaming pile of the rabid fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. The severed ear of the rabid fleshy creature lies here. Aleya the half-elf is here. <100%hp 97%m 98%mv> Araticia has arrived. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] A steaming pile of the fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. The torn-out heart of the fleshy creature is lying here. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] The corpse of the rabid fleshy creature is lying here. A steaming pile of the rabid fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. The severed ear of the rabid fleshy creature lies here. Araticia the felar is here. Aleya the half-elf is here. <100%hp 97%m 96%mv> Aleya drops a pair of soft leather boots. A pair of soft leather boots disintegrates as it hits the floor. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] The corpse of the rabid fleshy creature is lying here. A steaming pile of the rabid fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. The severed ear of the rabid fleshy creature lies here. Araticia the felar is here. Aleya the half-elf is here. <100%hp 97%m 96%mv> Aleya drops a pair of soft leather sleeves. A pair of soft leather sleeves disintegrates as it hits the floor. <100%hp 97%m 96%mv> Araticia says 'this one talks tu?' The corpse of the rabid fleshy creature says 'Clear out of here! Fool!' You boggle at the concept. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] The corpse of the rabid fleshy creature is lying here. A steaming pile of the rabid fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. The severed ear of the rabid fleshy creature lies here. Araticia the felar is here. Aleya the half-elf is here. <100%hp 87%m 100%mv> Aleya drops a pair of soft leather boots. A pair of soft leather boots disintegrates as it hits the floor. <100%hp 87%m 100%mv> Araticia says 'Yus talkin tu mes corpse?' Brrrrrrrrr. <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> Araticia purrs contentedly. <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> Aleya sacrifices the corpse of the rabid fleshy creature to the gods. The Southern Wall of the Vast Cavern [Exits: north east west] A steaming pile of the rabid fleshy creature's entrails is lying here. The severed ear of the rabid fleshy creature lies here. Araticia the felar is here. Aleya the half-elf is here. <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> Aleya smiles happily. You raise an eyebrow at the notion. <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> Aleya waves happily. <100%hp 91%m 100%mv> Aleya leaves north.

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