Posted by Dast on January 31, 2000 at 20:56:57:

In Reply to: My favorite log ever. posted by Volarous on January 31, 2000 at 14:31:19:

> I was digging through an old hard drive, and I came across a log that Nimbus sent me about 4 years ago or so. I thought I would post it up here for everyone to enjoy.

> A little lead in. Nimbus saw Ito down in the sewer getting some red dragon gear for his demon. So Nimbus thought he would run in and bash Ito while Ito was tanking big red. That wasn't quite the case. When Nimbus got there, he saw a fully prepared Ito and this is what happened next.

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> > > <1026hp 188m 295mv> s > The burned room > [Exits: south west] > The chreffn are crawling here, looking around with their yellow eyes. > <1026hp 188m 293mv> dirt ito > Dragons lair > [Exits: north west] > (Charmed) (White Aura) A fiery demon from the underworld hovers over you. > (White Aura) Ito is here. > <1026hp 188m 291mv> Ito is blinded by the dirt in his eyes! > Your kicked dirt scratches Ito. > Ito yells 'Someone just kicked dirt in my eyes!' > Ito has a few scratches. > <1026hp 188m 291mv> bas > Your slice DISMEMBERS Ito! > Ito parries your attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon's pound devastates you! > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > Ito has a few scratches. > <997hp 188m 291mv> > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon's pound devastates you! > The fiery demon's pound decimates you! > Ito parries your attack. > Your slice MASSACRES Ito! > You parry Ito's attack. > Ito's crush MASSACRES you! > Ito has a few scratches. > <861hp 188m 291mv> > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon is in perfect health. > <861hp 188m 291mv> You slam into the fiery demon, and send it flying! > Your bash grazes the fiery demon. > The fiery demon has a few scratches. > <861hp 188m 291mv> > The fiery demon's pound DISEMBOWELS you! > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon's pound maims you! > Ito's crush misses you. > You dodge Ito's attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > Your slice MASSACRES the fiery demon! > You yell 'Los Valdar Cuebiyari!' > You parry Ito's attack. > You dodge Ito's attack. > The fiery demon has a few scratches. > <782hp 188m 291mv> > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon has a few scratches. > <782hp 188m 291mv> dirt ito > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon trips you and you go down! > The fiery demon's trip scratches you. > You parry Ito's attack. > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > Your slice === OBLITERATES === the fiery demon! > Your slice MASSACRES the fiery demon! > Ito's crush MANGLES you! > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <698hp 188m 291mv> > Ito utters the words, 'gqajfoz'. > You feel momentarily ill, but it passes. > Ito's Scourge of the Violet Spider decimates you! > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <670hp 188m 291mv> > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > Your slice === OBLITERATES === the fiery demon! > The fiery demon dodges your attack. > Ito's crush MASSACRES you! > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <598hp 188m 291mv> > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <598hp 188m 291mv> > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon's trip misses you. > It's crush MASSACRES you! > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon dodges your attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <524hp 188m 291mv> He's already been blinded. > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <524hp 188m 291mv> > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon is covered with bleeding wounds. > <524hp 188m 291mv> > The fiery demon's pound MUTILATES you! > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > Your slice DISEMBOWELS the fiery demon! > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <485hp 188m 291mv> > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon's pound decimates you! > The fiery demon's pound MUTILATES you! > The fiery demon trips you and you go down! > The fiery demon's trip scratches you. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > You dodge Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <434hp 193m 338mv> > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <434hp 193m 338mv> > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > You dodge Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon parries your attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <434hp 193m 338mv> flrr > Ito's kick devastates you! > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <403hp 193m 338mv> > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon's pound devastates you! > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > Ito's crush MASSACRES you! > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <300hp 193m 338mv> flee > Huh? > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <300hp 193m 338mv> PANIC! You couldn't escape! > The fiery demon is gushing blood. > <300hp 193m 338mv> > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > The fiery demon trips you and you go down! > The fiery demon's trip scratches you. > Your slice MASSACRES the fiery demon! > You dodge Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <298hp 193m 338mv> > flee > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <298hp 193m 338mv> > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon parries your attack. > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > The fiery demon dodges your attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <298hp 193m 338mv> > flee > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > Your slice MASSACRES the fiery demon! > The fiery demon dodges your attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <298hp 193m 338mv> The burned room > [Exits: south west] > The chreffn are crawling here, looking around with their yellow eyes. > You flee from combat! You lose 10 exps. > <298hp 193m 336mv> You aren't fighting anyone. > <298hp 193m 336mv> > Ito has arrived. > <298hp 193m 336mv> w > You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Ito!' > You turn Ito's attack against him! > Ito's crush *** DEVASTATES *** him! > Ito parries your attack. > Ito's crush MANGLES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 336mv> w > w > No way! You are still fighting! > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 336mv> No way! You are still fighting! > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 336mv> w > No way! You are still fighting! > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 336mv> No way! You are still fighting! > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 336mv> > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > Ito parries your attack. > Your slice MASSACRES Ito! > You dodge Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 336mv> > The fiery demon rescues Ito! > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <214hp 193m 336mv> bl > You hunger for blood! > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <214hp 193m 336mv> Ito leaves west. > You parry the fiery demon's attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > The fiery demon has fled! > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The evil chreffn yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** the evil chreffn! > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** the evil chreffn! > The evil chreffn is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > The evil chreffn spills its guts all over the floor. > You get 15 gold coins from the corpse of the evil chreffn. > The gods give you 24 gold coins for your sacrifice. > <214hp 193m 336mv> w > w > The wind tunnel > [Exits: east west] > The chreffn are crawling here, looking around with their yellow eyes. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The evil chreffn yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > Your slice does UNSPEAKABLE things to the evil chreffn! > The evil chreffn is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > The evil chreffn hits the ground ... DEAD. > You get 15 gold coins from the corpse of the evil chreffn. > The gods give you 24 gold coins for your sacrifice. > <214hp 193m 334mv> Ito has arrived. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > Ito yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Ito parries your attack. > Ito has some small but disgusting cuts. > <214hp 193m 334mv> e > Ito parries your attack. > Ito parries your attack. > Ito's crush MASSACRES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > The burned room > [Exits: south west] > A steaming pile of the evil chreffn's entrails is lying here. > You flee from combat! You lose 10 exps. > <135hp 193m 332mv> e > The wind tunnel > [Exits: east west] > (White Aura) Ito is here. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > Ito yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Ito parries your attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS Ito! > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <135hp 193m 330mv> > Your slice DISMEMBERS Ito! > Your slice misses Ito. > You parry Ito's attack. > You dodge Ito's attack. > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <135hp 193m 330mv> w > No way! You are still fighting! > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <135hp 193m 330mv> w > No way! You are still fighting! > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <135hp 193m 330mv> No way! You are still fighting! > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <135hp 193m 330mv> No way! You are still fighting! > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <135hp 193m 330mv> > Ito's kick grazes you. > You sure are BLEEDING! > The crossing > [Exits: north east south west] > You flee from combat! You lose 10 exps. > <130hp 193m 327mv> spellb > You are already deflecting spells. > <145hp 201m 374mv> w > Ito has arrived. > Dusty tunnel > [Exits: east west] > <145hp 201m 371mv> w > w > Ito has arrived. > The Circular hall. > [Exits: east west] > The morkoth is standing here, waiting for someone to KILL! > Herald 'Mouse-Killer' the ettin is standing here looking confused at you. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The shadowy morkoth yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** the shadowy morkoth! > The shadowy morkoth is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > The shadowy morkoth's arm is sliced from its dead body. > The gods give you 18 gold coins for your sacrifice. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > Herald yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > Your slice does UNSPEAKABLE things to Herald! > Herald is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > You hear Herald's death cry. > The gods give you 14 gold coins for your sacrifice. > <145hp 201m 369mv> The L-shaped room. > [Exits: east south] > The evil wanderer stares at you. > The morkoth is standing here, waiting for someone to KILL! > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The evil wanderer yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** the evil wanderer! > The evil wanderer is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > You hear the evil wanderer's death cry. > You get 3 gold coins from the corpsS *** the shadowy morkoth! > The shadowy morkoth is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > The shadowy morkoth's heart is torn from its chest. > The gods give you 18 gold coins for your sacrifice. > <145hp 201m 367mv> w > s > s > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <145hp 201m 367mv> Alas, you cannot go that way. > <145hp 201m 367mv> North tunnel > [Exits: north south west] > The evil wanderer stares at you. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The evil wanderer yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** the evil wanderer! > The evil wanderer is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > The evil wanderer's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you. > You get 3 gold coins from the corpse of the evil wanderer. > The gods give you 18 gold coins for your sacrifice. > <145hp 201m 365mv> The square lair > [Exits: north east south] > Jones 'Cruncher' the ettin is standing here glaring at you. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > Jones yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** Jones! > Jones is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. > You hear Jones's death cry. > The gods give you 18 gold coins for your sacrifice. > <145hp 201m 363mv> > You are hungry. > <161hp 210m 410mv> e > Ito has arrived. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The fiery demon yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > The fiery demon dodges your attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > The fiery demon is writhing in agony. > <161hp 210m 410mv> e > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You dodge Ito's attack. > The fiery demon parries your attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is convulsing on the ground. > <161hp 210m 410mv> No way! You are still fighting! > The fiery demon is convulsing on the ground. > <161hp 210m 410mv> No way! You are still fighting! > The fiery demon is convulsing on the ground. > <161hp 210m 410mv> > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > You dodge the fiery demon's attack. > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > Your slice MASSACRES the fiery demon! > You parry Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > The fiery demon is convulsing on the ground. > <161hp 210m 410mv> > Ito's kick maims you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > The lair end > [Exits: north east] > You flee from combat! You lose 10 exps. > <128hp 210m 408mv> e > The square lair > [Exits: north south west] > <128hp 210m 406mv> w > w > The lair end > [Exits: north east] > <128hp 210m 404mv> Ito has arrived. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > The fiery demon yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice DISMEMBERS the fiery demon! > The fiery demon is DEAD!! > You receive 120 experience points. > You hear the fiery demon's death cry. > You get a red dragon torso from the corpse of the fiery demon. > You get red dragonscale leggings from the corpse of the fiery demon. > You get a pair of red dragon claws from the corpse of the fiery demon. > The gods give you 94 gold coins for your sacrifice. > MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!! > Ito yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Nimbus!' > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** Ito! > Ito parries your attack. > Ito is covered with bleeding wounds. > <128hp 210m 404mv> > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** Ito! > You dodge Ito's attack. > You dodge Ito's attack. > Ito is gushing blood. > <128hp 210m 404mv> No way! You are still fighting! > Ito is gushing blood. > <128hp 210m 404mv> bas > You slam into Ito, and send him flying! > Your bash mauls Ito. > Ito is gushing blood. > <128hp 210m 404mv> > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** Ito! > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** Ito! > You parry Ito's attack. > Ito is writhing in agony. > <128hp 210m 404mv> > You are hungry. > Ito is writhing in agony. > <133hp 211m 427mv> > bas > Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** Ito! > Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** Ito! > Ito parries your attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > You parry Ito's attack. > Ito is convulsing on the ground. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You slam into Ito, and send him flying! > Your bash grazes Ito. > Ito is convulsing on the ground. > <133hp 211m 427mv> > You deliver a blow of deadly force! > Your slice does UNSPEAKABLE things to Ito! > Ito is DEAD!! > Ito's severed head plops on the ground. > <133hp 211m 427mv> drop red > drop red > drop red > drop red > drop red > drop red > You drop a pair of red dragon claws. > <133hp 211m 427mv> > drop red > drop red > drop red > get copper corpse > You drop red dragonscale leggings. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You drop a red dragon torso. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You do not have that item. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You do not have that item. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You do not have that item. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You do not have that item. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You do not have that item. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You do not have that item. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You get a wide copper bracelet from the corpse of Ito. > <133hp 211m 427mv> > get copper corpse > get mace corpse > You get a wide copper bracelet from the corpse of Ito. > <133hp 211m 427mv> You get mace of despair from the corpse of Ito. > <133hp 211m 427mv> get all corpse > You get red dragonscale leggings from the corpse of Ito. > A plain dress pannelled with lightning bolts: you can't carry that many items. > A cloak of shifting colors: you can't carry that many items. > Gauntlets of ogre power: you can't carry that many items. > Black leather boots: you can't carry that many items. > A sapphire ring: you can't carry that many items. > A pitch-black belt: you can't carry that many items. > A sapphire ring: you can't carry that many items. > The Titanic Arm plates of Hercules: you can't carry that many items. > The platinum spiked shield: you can't carry that many items. > An ivory collar: you can't carry that many items. > A green serpent-tressed wig: you can't carry that many items. > An ivory collar: you can't carry that many items. > The Red DragonOrb: you can't carry that many items. > The Rod of Neutrality: you can't carry that many items. > An A'dam: you can't carry that many items. > A leather backpack: you can't carry that many items. > A seashell ring: you can't carry that many items. > The Red DragonOrb: you can't carry that many items. > You get 8005 gold coins from the corpse of Ito. > <133hp 211m 427mv> > You are hungry. > <141hp 214m 450mv> drop red > You drop red dragonscale leggings. > <141hp 214m 450mv> put all girdle > You put a standard issue sword in a girdle of many pouches. > You put a standard issue sword in a girdle of many pouches. > You put a standard issue sword in a girdle of many pouches. > You put a water jug in a girdle of many pouches. > You put a canoe in a girdle of many pouches. > <141hp 214m 450mv> get sapphire corpse > You get a sapphire ring from the corpse of Ito. > <141hp 214m 450mv> exam corpse > The corpse of Ito is lying here. > When you look inside, you see: > The corpse of Ito contains: > (Magical) a plain dress pannelled with lightning bolts > (Magical) a cloak of shifting colors > (Magical) (Humming) gauntlets of ogre power > black leather boots > (Magical) a pitch-black belt > (Invis) (Magical) a sapphire ring > (Magical) (Glowing) the Titanic Arm plates of Hercules > (Magical) the platinum spiked shield > ( 2) (Magical) (Glowing) an ivory collar > (Magical) a green serpent-tressed wig > ( 2) (Magical) the Red DragonOrb > (Magical) the Rod of Neutrality > an A'dam > a leather backpack > (Magical) a seashell ring > <141hp 214m 450mv> get gauntlets corpse > get a'dam corpse > You are hungry. > You feel less tough. > <147hp 217m 473mv> You get gauntlets of ogre power from the corpse of Ito. > <147hp 217m 473mv> Ito has arrived. > <147hp 217m 473mv> > Ito gets red dragonscale leggings. > Ito gets a red dragon torso. > Ito gets red dragonscale leggings. > Ito gets a pair of red dragon claws. > Ito gets the head of Ito. > You get an A'dam from the corpse of Ito. > <147hp 217m 473mv> get shield corpse > Ito drops the head of Ito. > Ito drops a pair of red dragon claws. > Ito drops red dragonscale leggings. > Ito drops a red dragon torso. > Ito drops red dragonscale leggings. > You get the platinum spiked shield from the corpse of Ito. > <147hp 217m 473mv> > Ito gets a plain dress pannelled with lightning bolts from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets a cloak of shifting colors from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets black leather boots from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets a pitch-black belt from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets the Titanic Arm plates of Hercules from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets an ivory collar from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets a green serpent-tressed wig from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets an ivory collar from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets the Red DragonOrb from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets the Rod of Neutrality from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets a leather backpack from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets a seashell ring from the corpse of Ito. > Ito gets the Red DragonOrb from the corpse of Ito. > <147hp 217m 473mv> > Ito holds the Red DragonOrb in his hands. > Ito wears a seashell ring on his left finger. > Ito wears a leather backpack about his body. > Ito wears an ivory collar around his neck. > Ito wears a green serpent-tressed wig on his head. > Ito wears an ivory collar around his neck. > Ito wears the Titanic Arm plates of Hercules on his arms. > Ito wears a pitch-black belt about his waist. > Ito wears black leather boots on his feet. > Ito wears a plain dress pannelled with lightning bolts on his body. > <147hp 217m 473mv> smile > Ito gets red dragonscale leggings. > Ito gets a red dragon torso. > Ito gets red dragonscale leggings. > Ito gets a pair of red dragon claws. > Ito gets the head of Ito. > <147hp 217m 473mv> say fuck! I'm impressed! > You smile happily. > <147hp 217m 473mv> > Ito utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'. > <147hp 217m 473mv> You say 'fuck! I'm impressed!' > <147hp 217m 473mv> shake ito > Ito gets a sapphire ring from the corpse of Ito. > <147hp 217m 473mv> You shake his hand. > <147hp 217m 473mv> exam corpse > The corpse of Ito is lying here. > When you look inside, you see: > The corpse of Ito contains: > Nothing. > <147hp 217m 473mv> say you did DAMN well > Ito utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'. > <147hp 217m 473mv> You say 'you did DAMN well' > <147hp 217m 473mv> l > The lair end > You can see a table in front of you. It's very dusty. > Around the table five skeletons are sitting. Exits are > north and east. > [Exits: north east] > The corpse of Ito is lying here. > Ito is here. > <147hp 217m 473mv> who pk > rep > You are hungry. > <154hp 220m 486mv> [ D-Elf ] (PK) Asterix the Shadow > [47 Human War] (PK) [BATTLE] Nimbus the Captain > Players found: 2 > <154hp 220m 486mv> You say 'I have 15% hp 70% mana 100% mv 371944 xp.' > <154hp 220m 486mv> e > The square lair > [Exits: north south west] > <154hp 220m 484mv> s > s > The stalagmite T-cross > [Exits: north east south] > <154hp 220m 482mv> The stalagmite cave > [Exits: north east south] > <154hp 220m 480mv> s > The stalagmite tunnel > [Exits: north west] > <154hp 220m 478mv> w > The spongy room > [Exits: east west] > <154hp 220m 476mv> save > Ito yells 'You got lucky Nimbus.' > <154hp 220m 476mv> Saving...Character saved. Remember, CF does autosaving. > <154hp 220m 476mv> yell yep. :( > You yell 'yep. :(' > >

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