Posted by Someone on February 9, 2000 at 23:48:18:

In Reply to: A perfect interview/induction log. posted by God's gift to RP on February 9, 2000 at 21:35:15:

> (Disclaimer: Not meant to offend anyone, and of course nothing close to being real, but based on a true story *snicker*. )

> 'hello i am joralix
> You say 'hello i am joralix'

> Dykuis says 'Well, anti-paladin, what do you have to offer to the Empire in exchange for the awesome power we may give you?'

> 'i want to be empireal because i can be tough and mean and make people paypeople pay for
> You say 'i want to be EMPIREAL because i can be tough and mean and make people paypeople pay for'

> Dykuis looks at you.

> l self

> bfore you is a big tall strong duerger with muscles that bulge and carry a big axe with a gold blade with black fire on it his necklace is powerful because it was handed down by the magi of the gods in the desert south of th
> and the dark one stands before you now and you shake because you are very scard of him and you are so afraid you sweat and almost bow to him and ask for him to forgiveness
> and he is going to be a EMPIREAL soon, so he is very tough
> Joralix is in perfect health.
> a war banner
> a steel sword

> Dykuis says 'Do you know about donations?'

> 'yes i donate the soles of those i kill to you and the EMPIRE because i am going to be EMPIREAL and cut them and
> You say 'yes i donate the soles of those i kill to you and the EMPIRE because i am going to be EMPIREAL and cut them and '

> 'oops, i pressed my return button, sorry, i hate when happens cause i hurt my hand on kitchen counter and it swollen. i cut them and give you soles
> You say 'oops, i pressed my return button, sorry, i hate when happens cause i hurt my hand on kitchen counter and it swollen. i cut them and give you soles'

> Dykuis sits down and thinks deeply.

> 'so i am tough enough to be a **EMPIREAL BADGUY** !!! ?
> You say 'so i am tough enough to be a **EMPIREAL BADGUY** !!! ?'

> Dykuis says 'Do not fail me.'

> 'i did not fail yuo why you say that ??/
> You say 'i did not fail yuo why you say that ??/'

> You have been inducted into the Empire.

> [EMPIRE] Dykuis: Welcome Joralix into the Empire.

> [EMPIRE] Uziel: Greetings, Black.

> 'wow, how you talk in color next to big EMPIRE letters! that is cool EMPIREAL skill!
> You say 'wow, how you talk in color next to big EMPIRE letters! that is cool EMPIREAL skill!'

> Dykuis tells you 'CB (text)'

> CB (like this?)
> [EMPIRE] Joralix: (like this?)

> CB (wowow, this is kewl, i am now *** EMPIREAL BADGUY ***!!!)
> [EMPIRE] Joralix: (wowow, this is kewl, i am now *** EMPIREAL BADGUY ***!!!)

> Dykuis smirks.

> hug dykuis
> You hug Dykuis.
> ____________________________________
> To be continued

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