Posted by Dhaevor on February 14, 2000 at 20:08:52:

God, this is embarrassing.

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<911hp 477m 776mv> Etherian has arrived. The special guard has arrived. The special guard has arrived. The special guard has arrived. The special guard has arrived. Ghoumbe has arrived. The special guard has arrived. The special guard has arrived. Cebony has arrived. The special guard has arrived. The special guard has arrived. Someone has arrived. <911hp 477m 776mv> You say 'Kneel.' *** Lovely timing... was at the end of an interview.*** <911hp 477m 776mv> stand Quintellia sings 'We'll sing all night, and drink all day, And on the girls we'll spend our pay, And when its gone, then we'll away, To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.' <911hp 477m 776mv> You are already standing. call blood <911hp 477m 776mv> The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's pound. The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's pound and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MANGLES the special guard! The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath EVISCERATES the special guard! The special guard yells 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' You parry the special guard's slash. The special guard is in perfect health. <911hp 477m 776mv> You hunger for blood! The special guard is in perfect health. <911hp 475m 776mv> The special guard is in perfect health. <911hp 475m 776mv> You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You parry Ghoumbe's smash. You parry Ghoumbe's smash. You parry Quintellia's cleave and return an attack of your own. Your wrath DISMEMBERS Quintellia! You parry Quintellia's cleave. You dodge the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath maims the special guard! You dodge Ghoumbe's smash. You parry Ghoumbe's smash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MANGLES Ghoumbe! You dodge Quintellia's cleave. The special guard dodges your wrath. You parry Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES Cebony! You parry Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce. The special guard is in perfect health. <911hp 475m 776mv> Orokor has arrived. The special guard is in perfect health. af <911hp 475m 776mv> You are affected by: Power: 'bloodthirst' modifies armor class by -35 for 3 hours. Power: 'bloodthirst' modifies damage roll by 15 for 3 hours. Power: 'bloodthirst' modifies hit roll by 15 for 3 hours. Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 57 hours. Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 57 hours. Power: 'resistance' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours. Power: 'spellbane' modifies save vs spell by -17 for 4 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 61 hours. The special guard is in perfect health. hit cebony <911hp 475m 776mv> You start aiming at Cebony. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry Ghoumbe's smash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES Ghoumbe! You parry Quintellia's cleave and return an attack of your own. Your wrath DISMEMBERS Quintellia! Cebony parries your wrath. Cebony parries your wrath. Cebony parries your wrath. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. Cebony has some small but disgusting cuts. <911hp 480m 776mv> Cebony starts a vicious series of attacks with her swords. You manage to partially parry her attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry wounds you. You manage to partially evade Cebony's attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry wounds you. You manage to partially parry her attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry hits you. You manage to partially evade Cebony's attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry mauls you. Cebony has some small but disgusting cuts. <841hp 480m 776mv> Garanick has arrived. Cebony has some small but disgusting cuts. <841hp 480m 776mv> Orokor looks at Ghoumbe. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry Ghoumbe's smash. You parry Quintellia's cleave. Your wrath MASSACRES Cebony! You deliver a blow of deadly force! Cebony parries your wrath. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES Cebony! You dodge Cebony's pierce. Cebony is covered with bleeding wounds. flur <841hp 480m 776mv> You start a vicious series of attacks with your swords. Cebony partially evades your attack, but you still hit her. Your flurry MASSACRES Cebony! Cebony partially evades your attack, but you still hit her. Your flurry MASSACRES Cebony! Cebony partially parries your attack, but you still get through. Your flurry DISMEMBERS Cebony! Cebony partially evades your attack, but you still hit her. Your flurry MASSACRES Cebony! Cebony partially evades your attack, but you still hit her. Your flurry MASSACRES Cebony! ***ARGH! Dhaevor, what the HELL were you thinking? There's a muter right there who can shift into porcupine, you dolt!*** You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound and return an attack of your own. Your wrath EVISCERATES the special guard! You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. You deliver a blow of deadly force! Your wrath <<< ERADICATES >>> the special guard! You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** the special guard! You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MANGLES the special guard! You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES the special guard! You parry Ghoumbe's smash and return an attack of your own. You deliver a blow of deadly force! Your wrath <<< ERADICATES >>> Ghoumbe! You dodge Ghoumbe's smash. You parry Quintellia's cleave and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES Quintellia! Cebony dodges your wrath. You parry Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES Cebony! You parry Cebony's pierce and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MASSACRES Cebony! Cebony is convulsing on the ground. <841hp 480m 776mv> Ghoumbe nods. Cebony is convulsing on the ground. <841hp 480m 776mv> Quintellia sings 'When the black breath blows And death's shadow grows and all lights pass, Come athelas! come athelas! Life to the dying In the kings hand lying!' Cebony is convulsing on the ground. <841hp 480m 776mv> The edges of Ghoumbe's being stretch and twist and he becomes a porcupine. Cebony is convulsing on the ground. <841hp 480m 776mv> You dodge the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry Quintellia's cleave. You parry Quintellia's cleave and return an attack of your own. Your wrath DISMEMBERS Quintellia! Etherian's wrath MASSACRES the special guard! Etherian's wrath misses the special guard. Etherian's wrath misses the special guard. You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MUTILATES you! Your wrath devastates a porcupine! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills DISMEMBERS you! Your slash MUTILATES a porcupine! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MANGLES you! Your wrath decimates a porcupine! Your wrath misses a porcupine. You parry Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce. A porcupine is gushing blood. <653hp 480m 776mv> Iolanthe has arrived. A massive giant says 'Welcome, great warrior.' A porcupine is gushing blood. <653hp 480m 776mv> The special guard's pound EVISCERATES you! You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MANGLES the special guard! You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound and return an attack of your own. Your wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** the special guard! You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry Quintellia's cleave. You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MASSACRES you! Your wrath devastates a porcupine! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills DISMEMBERS you! Your slash devastates a porcupine! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills DISMEMBERS you! Your wrath devastates a porcupine! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MASSACRES you! You deliver a blow of deadly force! Your wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** a porcupine! You parry Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. A porcupine is writhing in agony. <338hp 480m 776mv> Quintellia sings 'When the black breath blows And death's shadow grows and all lights pass, Come athelas! come athelas! Life to the dying In the kings hand lying!' A porcupine is writhing in agony. <338hp 480m 776mv> Orokor looks at you. A porcupine is writhing in agony. flee <338hp 480m 776mv> Cebony starts a vicious series of attacks with her swords. You manage to partially parry her attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry maims you! You manage to partially evade Cebony's attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry injures you. Cebony's flurry misses you. You manage to partially parry her attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry wounds you. You manage to partially parry her attack, but are still hit. Cebony's flurry decimates you! A porcupine is writhing in agony. <244hp 480m 776mv> You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry Quintellia's cleave. Etherian's wrath EVISCERATES the special guard! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills DISMEMBERS you! You sure are BLEEDING! Your wrath maims a porcupine! Your slash misses a porcupine. You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MANGLES you! You sure are BLEEDING! Your wrath devastates a porcupine! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MANGLES you! You sure are BLEEDING! Your slash maims a porcupine! You parry Cebony's pierce and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MANGLES Cebony! You dodge Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce. You dodge Cebony's pierce. You parry Cebony's pierce. A porcupine is writhing in agony. <10hp 480m 776mv> Orokor gacks with dismay! A massive giant moves to block Etherian's path. A porcupine is writhing in agony. <10hp 480m 776mv> Orokor gacks with dismay! A porcupine is writhing in agony. flee <10hp 480m 776mv> Jythriadoc sings 'When the black breath blows And death's shadow grows and all lights pass, Come athelas! come athelas! Life to the dying In the kings hand lying!' A fragrance of herbs lifts your spirits. A porcupine is writhing in agony. <16hp 480m 776mv> You dodge the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's pound. You parry the special guard's pound and return an attack of your own. Your wrath MANGLES the special guard! You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry the special guard's slash. You dodge the special guard's slash. You parry Quintellia's cleave. You parry Quintellia's cleave. Etherian's wrath DISMEMBERS the special guard! You hit a porcupine but a porcupine's sharp quills tear into your flesh. A porcupine's sharp quills MANGLES you! You have been KILLED!!

Follow Ups:

• DOH! *bonk self* This was supposed to be under the tranny's post. n/t Farquall 23:28:32 2/15/2000 (0)
• Yes they did *snicker* Farquall 23:27:23 2/15/2000 (1)
• Re: Ye Olde Self-Deprecating Log Informer 08:26:20 2/15/2000 (0)
• Count this up, you only died BECAUSE of the porcupine (log text) Pathetic? 20:59:40 2/14/2000 (4)
  • I'm quite aware of that, thanks. :P Dhaevor 21:00:47 2/14/2000 (3)
    • well done *bunches of text* ghoumbe 05:59:36 2/15/2000 (2)
• Re: Ye Olde Self-Deprecating Log Kulgan 20:22:17 2/14/2000 (3)
  • Special guards are giants.....he wanted to attack massive giant and only typed kill giant...a pine rescues....that is how he went from warrior to pine. Someone 23:20:15 2/14/2000 (2)
    • That's what I thought...was just expecting "A porcupine rescues Cebony!" or some such. n/t Kulgan 01:09:31 2/15/2000 (1)
      • "A porcupine crawls in front of Cebony to take the blows," or something. My guess is that only people in its group see it (sure beats me, I don't hang around a lot of porcupines), or Dhaevor deleted that line for whatever reason. :P n/t Macheath 05:33:16 2/15/2000 (0)
• Heh, Embarrassing indeed, for me as well my friend Etherian 20:14:40 2/14/2000 (5)
  • After around 800 hours as an Arbiter Lord and two wars with the battleragers or so, you learn to 'k massive'. n/t Woru 05:31:00 2/15/2000 (0)
  • I've hit mercs that way by the giant... *mutter* n/t Quinthen 05:22:48 2/15/2000 (0)
  • Hey, that looks familiar. Jaldean 22:31:58 2/14/2000 (2)
    • Everyone did that mistake one day or another :) NT Grummore 06:40:39 2/15/2000 (0)
    • Least I'm not alone in my mistakes(n/t) Etherian 05:35:33 2/15/2000 (0)

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