Posted by Solurin on February 15, 2000 at 06:47:39:

Drayman says 'do...you mind?' You say 'A fire giant walks into a bar......' l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] Amaeradwen the elf is sitting here. (Translucent) (Black Aura) Quinthen the dark-elf is here. Proserpina the elf is here. Graddar the felar is here. Drayman the felar is here. Darting through the air, a little mephit puffs out a trail of smoke. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. A huge, fat man roars with laughter as he passes out drinks. You no longer see invisible objects. Quinthen closes his eyes and hums for an instant. Quinthen is surrounded by a protective shield. say A second fire giant walks into a bar.... You say 'A second fire giant walks into a bar....' Quinthen closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. Quinthen gets a wild look in his eyes! Proserpina listens intently. emote blinks slowly Solurin blinks slowly say The third one ducks. You say 'The third one ducks.' Drayman groans at the sight of you. howl You howl at the moon. Quinthen sighs. Graddar blinks. rofl You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. Drayman says 'your...giving..Astillian..a run..for his..mone' Drayman says 'money' say Thats funny! You say 'Thats funny!' Drayman coughs loudly. Graddar says 'Uh... is dis de part where ya laugh?' Proserpina shakes her head. st You stand up. Proserpina says 'I don't get it.' Quinthen closes his eyes and hums for an instant. Quinthen's whirring blades disappear. Quinthen vanishes!

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• SEBEOK=MENDEIRON Agent15 12:57:41 2/15/2000 (1)
  • *rolls up his sleeves* Macheath 13:49:10 2/15/2000 (0)
• There was a funny necro master I grouped with one time that told an elf joke in the bar. Atleast I thought it was funny.nt Aloric 10:35:26 2/15/2000 (0)
• I've cleared the bar before trust me you got off easy :P Astillian 07:39:54 2/15/2000 (0)

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