Re: rofl, thought this was funny 'Twist says 'we seek to resolve conflicts without violence'' (no kidding.. such resolve like he just took off the no aggression policy..unleashing masters to attack at will as they please:

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Posted by lucky on February 17, 2000 at 07:16:49:

In Reply to: rofl, thought this was funny 'Twist says 'we seek to resolve conflicts without violence'' n/t posted by heh on February 16, 2000 at 23:50:14:

> > Sitting in the Mage Bar of Galadon, I was witness (and small participant) to an interesting conversation.

> > ............................................

> > Wilberg says 'I do believe that I'm turning evil.'

> > You say 'Why's that, Wilberg?'

> > Wilberg says 'Because I feel like killing everyone.'

> > You snicker softly.

> > You say 'Don't even think of it...I do not want to destroy you...'
> > Wilberg falls down laughing.

> > Wilberg says 'Not towards you.'

> > Wilberg says 'Towards the ragers, sylvans, and every other fool whose afraid to f
> > ight.'

> > You say 'Aye.'

> > You say 'You are welcome in the Citadel, if you wish to Oath yourself.'

> > Wilberg says 'I am considering it.'

> > Twist uncloaks its presence.

> > Twist says 'I'm not afraid to fight.'

> > Twist raises an eyebrow at Wilberg's weird actions.

> > Wilberg says 'I know you aren't.'

> > You say 'Greetings M'Lord.'

> > <802hp 1060m 831mv> who sphere
> > [60 Lich IMP] (PK) [MASTER] Twist the God of Magic
> > [ H-Elf ] Isgrimnur the Conjurer
> > [ Arial ] [EMPIRE] Kiara the Apprentice Summoner
> > [ Human ] Svenden the Scribe of Magic
> > [ Elf ] Dallevian the Student of Lightning
> > [ Lich ] (PK) Viscrinth the Hero of the Undead, Lord Adept of Necromancy
> > [ Gnome ] Draynen the Scholar of Magic
> > * D-Elf * (PK) [EMPIRE] Melibersa the Heroine of Alteration

> > Wilberg nods at Twist.

> > Twist says 'Melibersa, you may want to reconsider that offer.'

> > Twist says 'a mage with no mana isn't worth much, is he?'

> > Wilberg smirks at Twist's saying.

> > Wilberg says 'Whats mana?'

> > Wilberg says 'Oh mental strength.'

> > Wilberg bonks himself and grimaces in pain.

> > Twist says 'let me show you.'

> > You say 'He would still be a willing body to fight our Battles.'

> > Twist says 'if you really want to see it.'

> > Wilberg says 'I just don't understand it Twist.'

> > Twist says 'do you want to see some mana at work, Wilberg?'

> > Wilberg says 'I honestly don't.'

> > Twist eats a Tome of Knowledge.

> > Wilberg says 'Not particually.'

> > Pure mana stops glowing.
> > Twist stops using pure mana.
> > Wilberg says 'I know what it can do.'

> > Twist says 'very well then.'

> > Twist says 'for the record'

> > Twist says 'it wasn't even me who tossed you'

> > Twist says 'I made note of some events this eve'
> > Wilberg says 'Can you tell me where I went wrong?'

> > Twist says 'and was ready to boot you'

> > Twist says 'and noticed it'd already been done'

> > Twist chuckles politely.

> > Wilberg says 'The ragers need to Perish totally from this land if the tower is tr
> > uely going to be safe.'

> > Twist says 'I'd bet even Melibersa could tell you where you went wrong, Wilberg'

> > Twist says 'perhaps I should blame Kudzurian partially.'

> > Twist says 'or the Lord Adepts'

> > Twist says 'for not making it clear'

> > Wilberg says 'Don't blame them, blame me.'

> > Twist says 'BattleRagers are to be pitied'

> > Twist says 'they are fools'

> > Twist says 'blind to the wonder of magic'

> > Wilberg chuckles politely.

> > Twist says 'they believe we betrayed them'

> > Wilberg says 'That they are.'

> > You say 'That they are...'

> > Twist says 'so they fight for what they see as a just cause'

> > Twist shrugs helplessly.
> > Twist says 'they will not listen'

> > Twist says 'so sometimes, it is necessary to put them in their place'

> > You say 'They also fight a losing Battle...a foolish one.'

> > Wilberg says 'So beat it into their thick skull I say'

> > Twist says 'an unfortunate fact of life'

> > Twist says 'you do not understand the way of a Master'

> > Twist says 'we seek to resolve conflicts without violence'

> > Twist says 'you...do not.'

> > Twist cloaks its presence and disappears.
> > ..........

> >
> > Wilberg says 'I must decide on what to do with my life now.'
> > You say 'What do you think you'll do? It is foolish to walk these lands a lost s
> > oul.'

> > You tell Wilberg 'Have you lost your ability to cast spells?'

> > Wilberg tells you 'Yes, I have no mental energy.'

> > You tell Wilberg 'A cruel , angry Lord, he is.'

> > Wilberg tells you 'Aye, very angry.'

> > You say 'You have nothing to lose by Oathing yourself to our Cause.'
> > You say 'And gain our protection.'

> > You say 'THe protection you lost by leaving the Tower.'

> > <806hp 1202m 831mv> Wilberg says 'I know.'

> > You say 'Follow me, Wilberg, and meet your fate.'

> > Wilberg says 'Aye, it is time.'
> > Wilberg stands up.

> > Wilberg now follows you.

> > You begin laying down the preparations for a blood oath by Wilberg.

> > You finish the blood oath of Wilberg. All that is left are the words.

> > <806hp 1082m 831mv> You say 'This is quite a responsibility you're taking on Wilberg. Repeat after m
> > e...'

> >
> > <806hp 1112m 831mv> oul, my life for the Empire.
> > You say 'My heart, my soul, my life for the Empire.'

> > Wilberg says 'My heart, my soul, my life for the Empire.'
> > The blood oath is finalized.

> > You say 'You have made a wise decision Wilberg.'

> > Wilberg bows before you.


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