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Posted by Greengiant on March 5, 2000 at 18:04:41:

In Reply to: Stupid mistakes and horrid lag... posted by Why me? on March 4, 2000 at 12:40:32:

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> <100%hp 100%m 27% mv> request ring mistress
> The Grand Mistress says 'I'm not about to give you anything!'
> You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by The Grand Mistress!'
> You parry The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 32% mv> flee
>
> The Grand Mistress utters the words, 'uqunsozzerzg'.
> The Grand Mistress holds out her hand, palm towards the sky. Before your eyes, a
> Small pile of ice needles forms there. With a grin, she brings her hand to
> Her mouth and sends them flying with a puff of air!
> One of The Grand Mistress's ice needles strikes you in the chest!
> The Grand Mistress's icy needle DISMEMBERS you!
> One of The Grand Mistress's ice needles strikes you in the chest!
> The Grand Mistress's icy needle DISMEMBERS you!
> One of The Grand Mistress's ice needles strikes you in the abdomen!
> The Grand Mistress's icy needle MUTILATES you!
> One of The Grand Mistress's ice needles strikes you in the left arm!
> The Grand Mistress's icy needle MASSACRES you!
> One of The Grand Mistress's ice needles strikes you in the chest!
> The Grand Mistress's icy needle DISMEMBERS you!
> One of The Grand Mistress's ice needles strikes you in the chest!
> The Grand Mistress's icy needle DISMEMBERS you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 32% mv> The library
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> [Exits: east]
> You flee from combat!
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> <20%hp 100%m 32% mv> recall
> e
> Only those below level 10 may use recall.
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> <20%hp 100%m 32% mv> The audience chamber
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> [Exits: north east south west]
> A large calico cat is here.
> (White Aura) The Grand Mistress of Magic is sitting here.
> The Grand Mistress yells You! Now you die!'
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You have become better at dodge!
> The Grand Mistress tries to disarm you, but fails.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 32% mv> flee
> The entranceway
>
> [Exits: north south]
> You flee from combat!
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> <20%hp 100%m 32% mv> n
> n
> n
> n
> The audience chamber
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> A large calico cat is here.
> (White Aura) The Grand Mistress of Magic is sitting here.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 32% mv> The altar
>
> [Exits: south]
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> Alas, you cannot go that way.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> open w
> Alas, you cannot go that way.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> w
> You open the secret.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> A passage
>
> [Exits: west]
> A leather backpack is here.
> Some multicolored cloth is on the ground here
> A pair of brown wings lie folded here.
> A pair of old boots is here, they look very comfortable.
> A travel worn cloak has carelessly been left here.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> get all
> w
> You get a leather backpack.
> You get a chameleon poncho.
> You get a cloak of wyvern leather.
> You get a pair of old boots.
> You get a brown cloak.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> In the light
>
> [Exits: up]
> The master charmer utters the words, 'uuuzzldctz'.
> You parry the master charmer's pierce.
> The master charmer is in perfect health.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> u
>
> The master charmer parries your slash.
> The master charmer dodges your slash.
> The master charmer parries your slash.
> The master charmer parries your slash.
> Your slash misses the master charmer.
> You dodge the master charmer's pierce.
> The master charmer is in perfect health.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> No way! You are still fighting!
> The master charmer is in perfect health.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> flee
> u
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> The master charmer is in perfect health.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv>
> Your slash wounds the master charmer.
> The master charmer parries your slash.
> You dodge the master charmer's pierce.
> The master charmer has a few scratches.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> flee
> No way! You are still fighting!
> The master charmer has a few scratches.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> u
> The Temple of the Sun
>
> [Exits: east south]
> You flee from combat!
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> Alas, you cannot go that way.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> s
> At the Altar
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
> (White Aura) The healer is here, healing the needy.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> exa pit
> This is where you put money and items to help expand this shrine and
> promote the beauty of Galadon.
> When you look inside, you see:
> The donation pit contains:
> Nothing.
>
> <20%hp 100%m 31% mv> eq
> You are using:
> a silvery ring
> a silvery ring
> (Glowing) a silver amulet
> some orcish leggings
> a wide bronze belt
> an orcish sword
> an orcish sword
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> <22%hp 100%m 36% mv> in
> You are carrying:
> a brown cloak
> a pair of old boots
> a cloak of wyvern leather
> a chameleon poncho
> a leather backpack
> ( 6) some flat bread
> a water skin
>
> <22%hp 100%m 36% mv> wear cloak
> You wear a brown cloak around your neck.
>
> <22%hp 100%m 36% mv> wear boots
> You wear a pair of old boots on your feet.
>
> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> wear cloak
> You wear a cloak of wyvern leather about your body.
>
> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> wear poncno
> You do not have that item.
>
> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> wear poncho
> You stop using a cloak of wyvern leather.
> You wear a chameleon poncho about your body.
>
> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> exa backpack
> A leather backpack is here.
> When you look inside, you see:
> A leather backpack contains:
> Nothing.
>
> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> in
> You are carrying:
> a cloak of wyvern leather
> a leather backpack
> ( 6) some flat bread
> a water skin
>
> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> put all.bread backpack
> wo
> You put some flat bread in a leather backpack.
> You put some flat bread in a leather backpack.
> You put some flat bread in a leather backpack.
> You put some flat bread in a leather backpack.
> You put some flat bread in a leather backpack.
> You put some flat bread in a leather backpack.
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> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> You have 307 gold, and 174404 experience (8646 exp to level).
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> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> save
> Saving...Character saved. Remember, CF does autosaving.
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> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> ski dodge
> Your ability in the skill dodge is at 93%.
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> <22%hp 100%m 35% mv> aff
> You are affected by:
> Physical malady: 'iceneedles' modifies hp by -10 for 14 hours.
> Physical malady: 'iceneedles' modifies hp by -10 for 14 hours.
> Physical malady: 'iceneedles' modifies strength by -2 for 1 hours.
> Physical malady: 'iceneedles' modifies constitution by -2 for 1 hours.
> Physical malady: 'iceneedles' modifies hp by -10 for 14 hours.
> Physical malady: 'iceneedles' modifies hp by -10 for 14 hours.
>
> Shit! Lagged to hell before I could leave and reequip myself...I did all of my rearranging when it hit me...never even saw it coming/had a chance.
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> <26%hp 100%m 41% mv>
> The Grand Mistress has arrived.
>
> <28%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress yells You! Now you die!'
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <28%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress's pound MUTILATES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <18%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> You parry The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <18%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress dodges your slash.
> The Grand Mistress dodges your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> You parry The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress's pound MASSACRES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The Grand Mistress tries to disarm you, but fails.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <0%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress dodges your slash.
> Your slash misses The Grand Mistress.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <0%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress utters the words, 'yazfuz yao'.
> The Grand Mistress conjures a cloud of purple smoke.
> You are revealed!
> You are covered with glowing purple dust.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <0%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> <0%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> The Grand Mistress parries your slash.
> Your slash injures The Grand Mistress.
> You parry The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You parry The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
> The Grand Mistress has a few scratches.
>
> <0%hp 100%m 47% mv>
> Your punch hits The Grand Mistress.
> The Grand Mistress parries your punch.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> You dodge The Grand Mistress's pound.
> The Grand Mistress's pound MASSACRES you!
> You have been KILLED!!
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> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
> You feel some of your vitality drain out of you with this death.
> You stare in horror at your own corpse as it collapses to the
> ground, dead.
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> <0%hp 0%m 48% mv> l
> At the Altar
> You stand before an impressive gold altar. The tallest candelabra are so
> tall they hardly cast any light down on the main part of the altar; they
> only serve to highlight the highest reaches of the altar. Fortunately, there
> are more candelabra lower down, which, along with the light coming through
> the stained glass window, provide enough light to see the full magnificence
> of this altar. You can exit the temple to the east, the temple continues
> to the north and small rooms open to the south and west.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> The corpse of me is lying here.
> A small, but well-crafted sword lies here.
> A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
> (White Aura) The Grand Mistress of Magic is sitting here.
> (White Aura) The healer is here, healing the needy.
>
> <4%hp 7%m 57% mv> wake
> wo
> You stand up.
>
> <4%hp 7%m 57% mv> You have 0 gold, and 159404 experience (23646 exp to level). Damn, that sucks!
>
> <4%hp 7%m 57% mv> get all corpse
> You get a silvery ring from the corpse of .
> You get a silvery ring from the corpse of .
> You get some orcish leggings from the corpse of .
> You get a silver amulet from the corpse of .
> You get an orcish sword from the corpse of .
> You get a wide bronze belt from the corpse of .
> You get a water skin from the corpse of .
> You get a leather backpack from the corpse of .
> You get a chameleon poncho from the corpse of .
> You get a cloak of wyvern leather from the corpse of .
> You get a pair of old boots from the corpse of .
> You get a brown cloak from the corpse of .
> You get 307 gold coins from the corpse of .
>
> <4%hp 7%m 57% mv> l
> At the Altar
> You stand before an impressive gold altar. The tallest candelabra are so
> tall they hardly cast any light down on the main part of the altar; they
> only serve to highlight the highest reaches of the altar. Fortunately, there
> are more candelabra lower down, which, along with the light coming through
> the stained glass window, provide enough light to see the full magnificence
> of this altar. You can exit the temple to the east, the temple continues
> to the north and small rooms open to the south and west.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> The corpse of is lying here.
> A small, but well-crafted sword lies here.
> A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
> (White Aura) The Grand Mistress of Magic is sitting here.
> (White Aura) The healer is here, healing the needy.
>
> <4%hp 7%m 57% mv> l mistress
> She looks quite comfortable on her emerald throne. Amazingly young and
> pretty for one of such stature in the guild, no doubt she has kept her
> youthful appearance through the use of strong magics.
> The Grand Master pets her familiar and smiles at you in confidence.
> The Grand Mistress is in perfect health.
>
> The Grand Mistress is using:
> a small emerald ring
> a tight fitting green dragon scale shirt
> an emerald bracelet
> (Glowing) a ward major
>
> <9%hp 13%m 68% mv> cons mistress
> A hooded figure waits patiently nearby.
> The Grand Mistress is about the same size you are.
> She looks very disinterested
> <9%hp 13%m 68% mv> who i
> [51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Jacynth the Fair-Voiced, Last Singer of the Tear
> [51 Human Pal] [DAWN] Eryndorial the Eternal Shield of the Light
> [51 Human Bar] [DAWN] Ashaxreyn the Singer of Peace, Bard of Dawn
>
> Players found: 3
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> <9%hp 13%m 68% mv> wo
> You have 307 gold, and 159404 experience (23646 exp to level).
>
> <9%hp 13%m 68% mv>
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