Posted by Ferdiad on March 9, 2000 at 18:05:35:
This is kinda long and pointless. It's me at level 17, doing what
any level 17 warrior can do. But the MOTD stuff is amusing, and I
think the reply at the end is priceless. KzecTerak was my
arch-enemy, though I'd forgotten that until now. Plus, please note
I kicked the ass of a guy named Crisco, who punched the whole fight.
===> MOTD last modified: 9/10/95
* New command: glance, and change to examine. Read the help files.
* There are changes to the email addresses in the wizlist, make a note of it.
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site. Thanks to thepoint.net for letting us stay there so long.
* It might be a good idea to keep a good supply of food and water.
* 'Free' recall is only available for those level 10 and under. Everyone
else will have to walk, cast the spell, or have the spell cast on them.
Potions, Staves, Wands, and Scrolls of recall can be found in various
shops. We could tell you where, but what fun would that be.
* If your password no longer works, post a NOTE to ShaidarHaran about it
and say when the last time it was that it worked. Due to space
restrictions at the moment we are only able to keep limited backups.
It is the best we can do.
* Descriptions are basically mandatory; they help define your role. Names
and backgrounds should be explained in your desc. The sooner the better.
Common Square
[Exits: north east south west]
A pretty fountain is here.
A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
KzecTarak is here.
(White Aura) A healer is here, selling his spells.
Your bash misses KzecTarak.
You fall flat on your face!
KzecTarak yells 'Help! Ferdiad is bashing me!'
KzecTarak is in perfect health.
KzecTarak parries your attack.
Your shield blocks KzecTarak's attack.
Crisco fades into existence.
Crisco's punch misses you.
Sylena fades into existence.
You parry Sylena's attack.
An arial mercenary steps out of the shadows.
You parry an arial mercenary's attack.
An arial mercenary's pierce misses you.
You parry Sylena's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
KzecTarak is in perfect health.
Crisco utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'.
Crisco's burning hands grazes you.
KzecTarak is in perfect health.
KzecTarak utters the words, 'qpurr hajqp'.
KzecTarak's chilling touch injures you.
KzecTarak is in perfect health.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS KzecTarak!
Your slash DISMEMBERS KzecTarak!
Crisco's punch misses you.
Your shield blocks an arial mercenary's attack.
KzecTarak's acidic bite wounds you.
You dodge Sylena's attack.
You dodge Sylena's attack.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Crisco utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'.
Crisco's burning hands grazes you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
KzecTarak utters the words, 'qpurr hajqp'.
KzecTarak's chilling touch wounds you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Your slash misses KzecTarak.
Crisco's punch misses you.
An arial mercenary's pierce hits you.
Your shield blocks KzecTarak's attack.
Sylena's acidic bite injures you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
You slam into KzecTarak, and send him flying!
Your bash grazes KzecTarak.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Crisco utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'.
Crisco's burning hands hits you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Your slash misses KzecTarak.
Your slash misses KzecTarak.
You parry Crisco's attack.
Your shield blocks an arial mercenary's attack.
KzecTarak's acidic bite wounds you.
You parry Sylena's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Crisco utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'.
Crisco's burning hands grazes you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Your slash misses KzecTarak.
Your slash misses KzecTarak.
You parry Crisco's attack.
Your shield blocks an arial mercenary's attack.
You parry KzecTarak's attack.
Sylena's acidic bite wounds you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
You slam into KzecTarak, and send him flying!
Your bash grazes KzecTarak.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Crisco utters the words, 'mosailla paieg'.
Crisco's burning hands grazes you.
KzecTarak is gushing blood.
Your slash MUTILATES KzecTarak!
Your slash DISEMBOWELS KzecTarak!
KzecTarak is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS KzecTarak!
KzecTarak is DEAD!!
KzecTarak spills his guts all over the floor.
An arial mercenary slowly fades away.
You parry Crisco's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Crisco is in perfect health.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Crisco!
Your slash misses Crisco.
Crisco's punch misses you.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Crisco is covered with bleeding wounds.
You slam into Crisco, and send him flying!
Your bash hits Crisco.
Crisco is covered with bleeding wounds.
Your slash misses Crisco.
Crisco's punch misses you.
Your shield blocks Sylena's attack.
Crisco is covered with bleeding wounds.
Your slash DISMEMBERS Crisco!
You parry Crisco's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Crisco is writhing in agony.
Your bash misses Crisco.
You fall flat on your face!
You learn from your mistakes, and your bash skill improves.
Your slash MUTILATES Crisco!
Your shield blocks Crisco's attack.
Your shield blocks Sylena's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Crisco is convulsing on the ground.
Crisco dodges your attack.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Crisco!
Crisco is DEAD!!
You hear Crisco's death cry.
Sylena's acidic bite mauls you.
Sylena is in perfect health.
Sylena parries your attack.
Sylena's acidic bite wounds you.
Sylena's acidic bite wounds you.
Sylena is in perfect health.
Sylena deflects your attack with her shield.
Sylena's acidic bite decimates you!
You parry Sylena's attack.
Sylena is in perfect health.
You slam into Sylena, and send her flying!
Your bash hits Sylena.
Sylena has a few scratches.
Sylena deflects your attack with her shield.
Your shield blocks Sylena's attack.
Sylena has a few scratches.
Sylena deflects your attack with her shield.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Sylena!
Sylena's acidic bite mauls you.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Sylena is covered with bleeding wounds.
You slam into Sylena, and send her flying!
Your bash grazes Sylena.
Sylena is covered with bleeding wounds.
Sylena parries your attack.
Your slash DISMEMBERS Sylena!
You parry Sylena's attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Sylena is gushing blood.
Sylena parries your attack.
Sylena parries your attack.
You parry Sylena's attack.
Sylena is gushing blood.
You slam into Sylena, and send her flying!
Your bash grazes Sylena.
Sylena is writhing in agony.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Sylena!
You parry Sylena's attack.
Your shield blocks Sylena's attack.
Sylena is convulsing on the ground.
Sylena has lost her link.
Sylena is convulsing on the ground.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Sylena!
Sylena is DEAD!!
Sylena hits the ground ... DEAD.
You tell Sylena 'stupid link dropper. go get your corpses'
Sylena tells you 'what the fuck are u talking about i got call wasted.. eat my twat sonofabitch'