Just a little chat with a young villager...:

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Posted by Xeren on March 15, 2000 at 17:45:00:

This happened quite awhile back, I was just too lazy to edit it. I'm posting it because I thought it was damned funny and if you don't like it, don't read it. If the outside convo's don't make sense, it's because I clipped several irrelevant pages. Names edited to protect the stupid.

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LowbieRager says 'i hope you burn in hell wizard'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> 'Oh well, guess I don't.
You say 'Oh well, guess I don't.'

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Drayman says 'eesh'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> 'I've actually been to hell, you know.
You say 'I've actually been to hell, you know.'

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Drayman snickers softly.

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> 'Not a very nice place to burn, if you ask me.
You say 'Not a very nice place to burn, if you ask me.'

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The flames surrounding you dissipate.

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Drayman nods at you in agreement.

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> c 'shield of fl
You lost your concentration.

<1576hp 1146m 564mv> c 'shield of fl

Drayman says 'burning..in general...really'
You are surrounded by a shield of flames.

<1576hp 1100m 564mv> smirk
You smirk.

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LowbieRager says 'then you will find the place familiar after I sent you back there'

<1576hp 1100m 564mv> l LowbieRager
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A small sound from the shadows draws your attention, and you see that a lean
felar is croucned there, eyeing you with his piercing blue eyes. His stare
is neither overly friendly, nor overly dark... merely an assessment of you
and your abilities. As he notices that you've seen him, he breaks into a wide
grin... and despite all those teeth, he seems quite charismatic. Most of his
fur is covered by the uniform of his guild, and what you can see is a deep
black that absorbs all light, making it very easy for him to hide. He wears
a black belt around his waist, and all of his belongings are perfectly balanced
about him, so that he may move quickly in any direction. He licks the back
of his hand, almost absent-mindedly, watching you as you watch him...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

LowbieRager, a male felar, is in perfect health.

LowbieRager is using:
a glinting ring of silver
a pale white skull ring
(Humming) a mandatory cloak
(Humming) a mandatory cloak
a mithril vest
a pair of mithril boots
a pair of blue gloves
(Glowing) a body shield
a cowhide knapsack
a charred leather bracer
a charred leather bracer
(Humming) a jewelled broadsword

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Your shield of lightning dissipates.
Your shield of earth dissipates.
Your shield of frost dissipates.
Your shield of fire dissipates.
Your shield of water dissipates.
Your shield of air dissipates.

<1576hp 1165m 564mv> 'Yes yes, I'm sure
You say 'Yes yes, I'm sure'

<1576hp 1165m 564mv> yawn
You must be tired.

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LowbieRager nods.

<1576hp 1165m 564mv> c airsh self
You are shielded from air.

<1576hp 1149m 564mv> c watersh self
Drayman snickers softly.

<1576hp 1149m 564mv> c firesh self
c frostsh self
c earthsh self
c lightningsh self
You are shielded from liquids.

<1576hp 1133m 564mv> You are shielded from fire.

<1576hp 1117m 564mv> You are shielded from frost.

<1576hp 1101m 564mv> You are shielded from earth.

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LowbieRager says 'you fancy tricks doesn't scared me master'
You are shielded from lightning.

<1576hp 1069m 564mv> 'and a felar sword specialist doesn't scare me.
You say 'and a felar sword specialist doesn't scare me.'
*** This is me not whoising him and noticing he's an assasssin. Oh well. ***
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Drayman winks suggestively.

<1576hp 1130m 564mv> where
People near you:
LowbieRager The Bar of the Eternal Star
(PK) Drayman The Bar of the Eternal Star
(PK) Xeren The Bar of the Eternal Star

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LowbieRager says 'i'll make your kind pay for what it did to my family '

<1576hp 1130m 564mv>
You hear a merry jingle as Astillian arrives.

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Astillian smiles happily.

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Azerak places his palms together under his chin and bows smoothly.

<1576hp 1130m 564mv> 'Now...ol' Drayman here, he's pretty scary
You say 'Now...ol' Drayman here, he's pretty scary'

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Nivek nods.

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Drayman grins.

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> tip
You tip your hat gallantly.

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Astillian says 'Well I must be off'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> l

Astillian waves happily.

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LowbieRager says 'and i am not only sword specialist'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> whois rager

LowbieRager says 'i am master of 21 skills so far'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> [ Felar ] LowbieRager the Mokuroku

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Azerak concentrates for a moment, then resumes his position.
Nivek says 'I havent mastered any.'

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LowbieRager buys a large boar steak.

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Nivek shrugs helplessly.

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Drayman snickers with Nivek about their shared secret.

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LowbieRager eats a large boar steak.

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Azerak grins.

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LowbieRager says 'bad for you'

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Drayman says 'now...thats..the kind...of work..ethic..we admire..here..Nivek'

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Nivek nods at Drayman.

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Azerak chuckles at Drayman's joke.

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Drayman gives a congratulatory slap on the back to Nivek.

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> 'About your family, let me guess, mages killed your whole family and left you alive and now you seek revenge?
You say 'About your family, let me guess, mages killed your whole family and left you alive and now you seek revenge?'

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Drayman says 'keep...up the..good work'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv>
Drayman snickers with you about your shared secret.

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LowbieRager says 'no'

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Azerak looks at LowbieRager.

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Nivek says 'I was killed by a mage being assisted by scarabites once.'

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LowbieRager says 'my father got killed while trying to start a revolution to set my kind free from your slavery'

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Azerak grimaces painfully at the thought.

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Nivek nods at you in agreement.

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Drayman says 'I was...killed..by..a mage..that..hated..cats once'

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LowbieRager says 'and my mother died while she was trying to set me free'

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LowbieRager says 'when i was a child'

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Drayman says 'but...I showed...her..the light'

<1576hp 1169m 564mv>
Drayman winks suggestively.

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LowbieRager fills the air with his hatred of magic!

<1576hp 1169m 564mv>
You feel less healthy.

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Drayman nods at Felysha.

<1576hp 1169m 564mv>
Nivek sighs.

<1576hp 1169m 564mv> c word LowbieRager
LowbieRager disappears.

<1576hp 1166m 282mv> rofl
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

<1576hp 1166m 282mv>
You are thirsty.

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Nivek falls down laughing.

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Felysha snickers softly.

<857hp 1169m 333mv> drink spring

Drayman snickers with you about your shared secret.

<857hp 1169m 333mv> You can't find it.

<857hp 1169m 333mv> c 'create sp
A magical spring flows from the ground.

<857hp 1156m 333mv> drink spring

Ibnsina gallantly tips her hat.

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Caermani drinks water from a magical spring.

<857hp 1156m 333mv> You drink water from a magical spring.
The water quenches your thirst.

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Ibnsina curtseys gracefully.

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Drayman says 'you know...you mages...gotta stop attacking..villages..and leaving..one survivor...they always..end up...Villagers'

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