Who Zorszaul really is.

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Posted by Me on January 27, 2000 at 23:50:59:

In Reply to: Entropy Lich FAQ V1.0 posted by Zorszaul on January 27, 2000 at 19:40:21:

You know that little nerdy shit that everyone beat the heck out of in
Junior High? The one that developed sever little man's syndrome? Well,
whenever you die to Zorszaul, just remember that kid, and realize that he's
the one that just killed you. Almost sickening, but ah well, that's part of what
Carrion is all about. Personally, I'm a 6'5" 280 pound o-lineman, and when I
get my ass kicked by that little man I say "Power to him." Kick all of their asses.
Go get em. I'm not even being sarcastic. You kick their ass my man.
P.S. I was never the bully type, and I think it's cool that the little nerd is getting
to beat up all of his inner "bullies"

> Q: Is it true that Entropy Lich has been playing this game 12 hours a day for the last 15 years?
> A: No. This is in fact Entropy Lich's second character.

> Q: But I have been playing this game for five years and I am not that good. What gives?
> A: Entropy Lich doesn't ask other people to spoonfeed him answers to quests or where objects are. He goes and finds them for himself. This is what really separates Entropy Lich from everyone else.

> Q: Someone said gnome dagger spec warrior can take down Entropy Lich. Is this true?
> A: Why don't you try it out? Obviously the character you are playing right now can't beat Entropy Lich.

> Q: Is Entropy Lich overpowered?
> A: Yes.

> Q: What does overpowered really mean?
> A: It means you aren't good enough to beat him but you are not ready to accept the fact that someone is just plain better than you.

> Q: Is Entropy Lich invincible?
> A: No. When he runs out of hit points he goes down like anyone else.

> Q: Can I beat Entropy Lich?
> A: No.

> Q: Can me and my two friends beat Entropy Lich?
> A: Not if you are from Australia.

> Q: I am a relative newbie and I need help beating Entropy Lich. Should I turn to the elitists on the IRC channel for help?
> A: No. They probably know less than you do about this game. They may be elitists in some way but they certainly don't know jack about this game.

> Q: I am really happy with myself. I just stoneshattered Entropy Lich's stoneform amulet and posted it to the forum. Did I just score a victory against Entropy Lich?
> A: No. You have just given him something to do after everyone in his range logs off.

> Q: Is the person who plays Entropy Lich really that good?
> A: No. Everyone else is just that bad.

> Q: But the other liches weren't that tough. What gives?
> A: See above. Everyone else is just that bad.

> Q: I keep trying to blackjack Entropy Lich but it doesn't seem to be working. What am I doing wrong?
> A: Nothing. Keep trying.

> Q: I have heard that Entropy Lich is a one-trick pony that makes a living off of doppel. If I take the equation, that will render Entropy Lich powerless, right?
> A: Keep trying. See blackjack above.

> Q: Is it really true that Entropy Lich is nothing without Entropy Invoker?
> A: No. That is just silly.

> Q: Is it true that Entropy Lich knows Entropy Invoker in real life and they play in the same room together?
> A: No. That is just ridiculous.

> Q: How can they work so well together if they don't know each other?
> A: Some people are just good at this game. Occasionally, random chance will put two of them together.

> Q: But don't all facts point to Entropy Invoker being Entropy Lich's lackey?
> A: Perhaps you should spend more time worrying about how you can beat Entropy Lich instead of gathering useless facts about Entropy Lich.

> Q: Entropy Lich has keen tracking ability. Does he have eyes?
> A: No. Entropy Lich's eyes rotted off shortly after he drank the elixir.

> Q: No! Does he have eyes of intrigue?
> A: No comment.

> Q: I heard Istendil was the toughest character to ever play this mud. Is this true?
> A: Don't be ridiculous. Entropy Lich would wipe the floor with him.

> Q: But I loved Istendil! He's the greatest guy ever, right? Right?!
> A: No, he's not. Get over it.

> Q: If I kill Entropy Lich, he will be dead forever, right?
> A: No. Entropy Lich has plenty of con.

> Q: But won't Entropy Lich delete after losing all that gear?
> A: Entropy Lich doesn't really need gear. Besides, isn't as pathetic as Palan to delete after losing some gear.

> Q: Delete please?
> A: No.

> Q: If I become one of Entropy Lich's lackeys and kiss his ass all the time, he will stop killing me, right?
> A: No. This is a common misconception among lich lackies. In fact, the last thing you want is for Entropy Lich to know your name.

> Q: I plan on assassinating Entropy Lich. What do you think of that tactic?
> A: See blackjack above.

> Q: I heard Yagar is one of the best players of all time. He can certainly take down Entropy Lich, couldn't he?
> A: Hahahahahahaha.

> Q: I came up with a super intricate plan to kill Entropy Lich and I posted it to the forum to show everyone my brilliance. But when I broke it out on Entropy Lich, he was ready for it! What gives?
> A: That was just fluke luck. Keep posting your ideas on how to kill Entropy Lich to the board.

> Q: I am sick of Entropy Lich's ego. What can I do to stop this madness?
> A: As soon as someone beats Entropy Lich, he really can't talk anymore.

> Q: I have a super geared out high level paladin who recently lost locate object. How can I beat Entropy Lich?
> A: Not quitting 15 seconds after Entropy Lich logs on would be a good start.

> Q: I have a plan to gang Entropy Lich with 15 guys in the Battle cabal. This will work, right?
> A: Don't be stupid. Entropy Lich isn't going to fall for that stupid trap.

> Q: Entropy Lich has killed me before, but he doesn't keep killing me over and over and over. What gives?
> A: Entropy Lich just feels sorry for you.

> Q: Some Masters have speculated that Entropy Lich is a berserker foretold in that stupid prophecy. Is this true?
> A: Only those dumbass Masters would be gullible enough to believe something like that.

> Q: Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh. All these demeaning questions have made me mad. I am making a new character right now to take you down. What do you think about that, tough guy?
> A: Entropy Lich suggests you bring it on.

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uhh... JARF 14:19:06 1/28/2000 (2)
- Alright you flaming piece of feces. Me again 15:51:55 1/28/2000 (1)
  - AHAHAHA "inner feeling", and "getting in touch" GOD DAMN i love americans ITS A MUD YOU BLOODY SPACERS!!! Graham 08:42:22 1/29/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> You know that little nerdy shit that everyone beat the heck out of in > Junior High? The one that developed sever little man's syndrome? Well, > whenever you die to Zorszaul, just remember that kid, and realize that he's > the one that just killed you. Almost sickening, but ah well, that's part of what > Carrion is all about. Personally, I'm a 6'5" 280 pound o-lineman, and when I > get my ass kicked by that little man I say "Power to him." Kick all of their asses. > Go get em. I'm not even being sarcastic. You kick their ass my man. > P.S. I was never the bully type, and I think it's cool that the little nerd is getting > to beat up all of his inner "bullies" > > Q: Is it true that Entropy Lich has been playing this game 12 hours a day for the last 15 years? > > A: No. This is in fact Entropy Lich's second character. > > Q: But I have been playing this game for five years and I am not that good. What gives? > > A: Entropy Lich doesn't ask other people to spoonfeed him answers to quests or where objects are. He goes and finds them for himself. This is what really separates Entropy Lich from everyone else. > > Q: Someone said gnome dagger spec warrior can take down Entropy Lich. Is this true? > > A: Why don't you try it out? Obviously the character you are playing right now can't beat Entropy Lich. > > Q: Is Entropy Lich overpowered? > > A: Yes. > > Q: What does overpowered really mean? > > A: It means you aren't good enough to beat him but you are not ready to accept the fact that someone is just plain better than you. > > Q: Is Entropy Lich invincible? > > A: No. When he runs out of hit points he goes down like anyone else. > > Q: Can I beat Entropy Lich? > > A: No. > > Q: Can me and my two friends beat Entropy Lich? > > A: Not if you are from Australia. > > Q: I am a relative newbie and I need help beating Entropy Lich. Should I turn to the elitists on the IRC channel for help? > > A: No. They probably know less than you do about this game. They may be elitists in some way but they certainly don't know jack about this game. > > Q: I am really happy with myself. I just stoneshattered Entropy Lich's stoneform amulet and posted it to the forum. Did I just score a victory against Entropy Lich? > > A: No. You have just given him something to do after everyone in his range logs off. > > Q: Is the person who plays Entropy Lich really that good? > > A: No. Everyone else is just that bad. > > Q: But the other liches weren't that tough. What gives? > > A: See above. Everyone else is just that bad. > > Q: I keep trying to blackjack Entropy Lich but it doesn't seem to be working. What am I doing wrong? > > A: Nothing. Keep trying. > > Q: I have heard that Entropy Lich is a one-trick pony that makes a living off of doppel. If I take the equation, that will render Entropy Lich powerless, right? > > A: Keep trying. See blackjack above. > > Q: Is it really true that Entropy Lich is nothing without Entropy Invoker? > > A: No. That is just silly. > > Q: Is it true that Entropy Lich knows Entropy Invoker in real life and they play in the same room together? > > A: No. That is just ridiculous. > > Q: How can they work so well together if they don't know each other? > > A: Some people are just good at this game. Occasionally, random chance will put two of them together. > > Q: But don't all facts point to Entropy Invoker being Entropy Lich's lackey? > > A: Perhaps you should spend more time worrying about how you can beat Entropy Lich instead of gathering useless facts about Entropy Lich. > > Q: Entropy Lich has keen tracking ability. Does he have eyes? > > A: No. Entropy Lich's eyes rotted off shortly after he drank the elixir. > > Q: No! Does he have eyes of intrigue? > > A: No comment. > > Q: I heard Istendil was the toughest character to ever play this mud. Is this true? > > A: Don't be ridiculous. Entropy Lich would wipe the floor with him. > > Q: But I loved Istendil! He's the greatest guy ever, right? Right?! > > A: No, he's not. Get over it. > > Q: If I kill Entropy Lich, he will be dead forever, right? > > A: No. Entropy Lich has plenty of con. > > Q: But won't Entropy Lich delete after losing all that gear? > > A: Entropy Lich doesn't really need gear. Besides, isn't as pathetic as Palan to delete after losing some gear. > > Q: Delete please? > > A: No. > > Q: If I become one of Entropy Lich's lackeys and kiss his ass all the time, he will stop killing me, right? > > A: No. This is a common misconception among lich lackies. In fact, the last thing you want is for Entropy Lich to know your name. > > Q: I plan on assassinating Entropy Lich. What do you think of that tactic? > > A: See blackjack above. > > Q: I heard Yagar is one of the best players of all time. He can certainly take down Entropy Lich, couldn't he? > > A: Hahahahahahaha. > > Q: I came up with a super intricate plan to kill Entropy Lich and I posted it to the forum to show everyone my brilliance. But when I broke it out on Entropy Lich, he was ready for it! What gives? > > A: That was just fluke luck. Keep posting your ideas on how to kill Entropy Lich to the board. > > Q: I am sick of Entropy Lich's ego. What can I do to stop this madness? > > A: As soon as someone beats Entropy Lich, he really can't talk anymore. > > Q: I have a super geared out high level paladin who recently lost locate object. How can I beat Entropy Lich? > > A: Not quitting 15 seconds after Entropy Lich logs on would be a good start. > > Q: I have a plan to gang Entropy Lich with 15 guys in the Battle cabal. This will work, right? > > A: Don't be stupid. Entropy Lich isn't going to fall for that stupid trap. > > Q: Entropy Lich has killed me before, but he doesn't keep killing me over and over and over. What gives? > > A: Entropy Lich just feels sorry for you. > > Q: Some Masters have speculated that Entropy Lich is a berserker foretold in that stupid prophecy. Is this true? > > A: Only those dumbass Masters would be gullible enough to believe something like that. > > Q: Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh. All these demeaning questions have made me mad. I am making a new character right now to take you down. What do you think about that, tough guy? > > A: Entropy Lich suggests you bring it on.

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