Posted by The Great Rumpus Cat on February 4, 2000 at 20:22:15:
You all take this shit way too seriously. Way. It's a game and an instituion, so there for it must be made fun of. Thus, feel free to copy and paste this onto your role thing anytime you like, for any character just for fun. (note, do not try to get empowered with this in the role thing) role + I was born somewhere. Strangely enough, disease, beasts, or abusive parents did not I do not guarantee this will make you cool, but I suspect you will get noticed. Also note, the autor does not plan to use this personally, but does guarentee the product until proven faulty, then you are on your own.
role + keep me from maturing to the ripe old age of 0 hours old. I then left because there
role + nothing to kill for exp. in my original home. I traveled around for about 2 seconds
role + then went and killed kobolds. I am continuing to get older, and this will continue
role + until I take my own life when all my good equipment is looted from my dead corpse.
role + Try as you might, you will never learn anything else about me because we all have the
role + touch of the immortal in us, and there is no fate but what we make. Also, you all are
role + just people like me trying to prevent things from being completely death oriented. Oh
role + yeah, I want a peperoni pizza, extra cheese. :P