Posted by Dalirth on February 20, 2000 at 23:31:04:

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by an eagle!'
An eagle's claw MANGLES you!
An eagle is in perfect health.

An eagle's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Your crush misses an eagle.
An eagle dodges your crush.
An eagle is in perfect health.

You flicker and blur into the shape of a grizzled ram.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You maintain your speed as you shapeshift.
You maintain your levitation as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You fail to maintain your phase.
An eagle is in perfect health.

A Tar Valon guard yells 'Wollscheid is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
A Tar Valon guard yells 'Wollscheid is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
An eagle is in perfect health.

An eagle's claw MASSACRES you!
An eagle dodges your charge.
Your charge MANGLES an eagle!
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
A Tar Valon guard's slash wounds an eagle.
An eagle has some small but disgusting cuts.

You butt an eagle with your horns.
Your ramming horns *** DEMOLISHES *** an eagle!
An eagle has some small but disgusting cuts.

An eagle's claw MASSACRES you!
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
Your charge MANGLES an eagle!
An eagle is covered with bleeding wounds.

An eagle's claw MASSACRES you!
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle is covered with bleeding wounds.

You butt an eagle with your horns.
Your ramming horns MANGLES an eagle!
An eagle is covered with bleeding wounds.

An eagle's claw misses you.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
The cry of an eagle sounds nearby.
A Tar Valon guard tries to bash an eagle but stumbles through an eagle as he becomes completely
insubstantial briefly.
An eagle is covered with bleeding wounds.

An eagle's claw MASSACRES you!
An eagle dodges your charge.
An eagle dodges your charge.
Your charge MANGLES an eagle!
Your charge MANGLES an eagle!
A Tar Valon guard's slash mauls an eagle.
An eagle is gushing blood.

An eagle flaps his wings fiercely for a moment and flies up out of sight.

Wollscheid tells you 'just because you are able to transform your body, so dont get cocky'

This, Coming from a guy who claims to be the
Mortal Lord of the sky.. I just thought
This was too funny

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