Posted by Lynxaria on February 22, 2000 at 15:02:05:

Just a bad life story that finally turn out totally hilarious. thanks to the cfers which cheered me up

6:20 pm, yesteday, Irl

look in pocket
Inventory:
a silver key
a gold key
a pack of cigarette
a lighter
some pocket fluff

<100% 100% 1%>
get silver pocket
You get silver key from your pocket.

<100% 100% 1%>
unlock door
*click**click*

<100% 90% 1%>
open door
The door appear to be stuck.

<100% 60% 1%>
get gold pocket
you get a gold key from your pocket.

<100% 60% 1%>
unlock door
*click*click*

<100% 60% 1%>
open door
the door refuse to open
You curse! and curse and curse.

(unlock with silver . unlock with gold and repeatfor about 5 minutes)
*click*click*

<100% 0% 1%>
you are exhauted!

<100% 0% 1%>
equipement
on finger : a gradutation ring
around neck: A scarf
on body : a winter coat to protect you from the canadian winter cold
on legs : black pants
about body: a backpack
wielded: a six pack of beer

<100% 0% 1%>
open door
the door opens.

<100% 0% 1%>
You are just bursting with joy.

<100% 0% 1%>
drop backpack sofa
drop beer sofa
look at sofa

<100% 0% 1%>
you see part of your sound system in a bag

<100% 0% 1%>
l behind sofa.
An old axe

<100% 0% 1%>
grab axe
wield axe

<100% 0% 1%>
l in cd shelf

<100% 10% 10%>
l at tv
You see a tv but strangely it seem to miss the vcr that goes with it

<100% 10% 12%>
fly to computer

Where pk
ME
computer
all ok

<100% 10% 1%>
n,n, u,n,w n
l back door

<100% 0% 1%>
get phone
use phone 911

<100% 0% 1%>
The arbiter are to busy eating donut.
wait for 4 minutes

<100% 0% 1%>
You tell the arbiter' help! someone just robbed me!
An arbiter tells you' are you sure he is no longer in the house?

You cringe in terror

<100% 0% 1%>
an arbiter tells you : BRT

<100% 0% 1%>
you tell your boyfriend from dawn over the phone: get home we've been robbed
Your boyfriend tells you: make sure there is no magic around. They usually come with an inspecteur from the Ragers
you tell your boyfriend : ok , just get home

<100% 5% 1%>

c' detect magic
your eyes tingles.
get all magic house
hide all magic

<100% 5% 3%>

you tell an immortal Landlord : there seem to be a bug with our door, can you fix it?
and Immortal Landlord tells you: sure but may take a moment

<100% 15% 10%>

....
the day after without much sleep

<20% 5% 1%>

a Vendor from the Imperial compagny tells you: want to have a new system of security for your house and for free? that allow you to contact Arbiters at all time?
your answer "huh?"
you tell the vendor : why you call me today? sorry but I do not want the bloodoath

You tell an arbiter : some imperial just tryed to corrupt me, Are you sure you do not give information to them so we get pk by them?

You tell an entropy biggest used cd retailer : I had for 1200 gold of cd, arbiter won't do shit, they are corrupt by the emperial.. care to help?
an entropy tells you: just tell me the cd you lost and we rebuy them from the thief and resell them to you the price we paid, but to bad you didn't took the insurance before you logged on that you were not lagged, with the insurance ,. it wouldn't be that bad

open door
a scarabbite jehovaw witness tells you ' you have to be pure'
close door, lock door

....

Moral of this, best skill for a thief is relock, we could give them hold door as well as real thief seem to enjoy it.
Arbiter are the same everywhere
magic will never be tolarate in most world
Imperial find profit everywhere
Entropy just make sure you truelly beleive there is not justice in this world
Scarabs would always be around somewhere
and dawn : sorry but nothing like love and hope to survive every bad period

ok the format need some work but I like it,hope you laugh a bit

Follow Ups:

• hehehe I like the part about magic n/t Saltimbanko 14:52:05 2/23/2000 (0)
• Darn html...... the shelf was empty ,, Lynny 15:11:57 2/22/2000 (0)
• l cd shelf should have shown Lynxaria 15:03:54 2/22/2000 (0)

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