Posted by Svirfie on February 23, 2000 at 12:08:32:
1. Guys who play women on CF. I mean really... are you doing it so you can flirt around and get free equipment? Or have you just always wondered what it's like to be female? No matter the RP behind it, you won't do it well, because you're MALE (which naturally means females are an enigma), and if it wasn't for modern science, YOU'D BE SURE TO STAY THAT WAY!!!!! (sorry, rambled here) 2. People who say things like "Wanna group wit me so we can rank real high real fast?" Jesus! Don't you know that without at least a LITTLE practice, a gnome warrior w/ a sword-shaped stick will walk in and kill every one of us? 3. Elitist bastards who insist on evading simple, honest questions. Try working a reason for not answering into your RP sometimes. You know, I'd think one elven warrior would WANT another elven warrior to know the disadvantages of daggers... 4. Caballed players whose RP is about as indepth as the shallow end of the pool. For example: Battle = My mommy was killed by a mage. 6. The ridiculous prices at Galadon bakery. 7. The fact that people can survive on a diet of flat bread for years. 8. The fact that almost no one eats fresh fruit, yet their rotted teeth and bad breath doesn't lower their charisma. 9. The amount of time it takes to actually FIND enough leather creatures in the caverns to get a set of that fabulous soft leather. For Christ's sake, kill one, move on!!! 10. That a-hole gambler in the Inn that smiles while he robs you.
Entropy = Blah, blah. *doppel*
Masters = I must study my magics! (followed by several flurries of iceneedles, all aimed at you)
Sylvan = I love nature, and I'm close personal friends with a jackass AND a goldfish!
Empire = I wanted in the Empire. *shrug*
Arbiters = Mommy? I wanna be a policeman!!!
5. Crowded areas in which someone yells : "Could everyone please leave for repop?" For sh*t's sake, some of us may be roleplaying in there!!! *gasp*