Posted by Low Rider on March 3, 2000 at 13:34:01:
In Reply to: Log board down? Here's a funny text log. posted by Kryn on March 3, 2000 at 05:05:13:
> Background. I was interviewing a Arbiter applicant, and I leave to go fight Leraye, applicant follows, and is attacked by this assassin, outside town.
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> You say 'What is the punishment for breaking the law?'
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> Thalantyr says 'Death....'
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> You say 'Period...'
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> An Assassin grins evilly.
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> You say 'Yes.'
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> Thalantyr says 'They know the consequences for their actions.'
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> You say 'Just ask An Assassin here.'
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> (Purple Aura) An Assassin is here.
> Thalantyr is here.
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> You say 'He knows this.'
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> An Assassin grins evilly.
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> Thalantyr chuckles politely.
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> An Assassin seems ambivalent to society.
> An Assassin is an occasional criminal.
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> Thalantyr pats An Assassin on his head.
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> Thalantyr says 'He has already told me of my death.'
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> An Assassin snaps at Thalantyr's hands.
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> You smirk.
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> An Assassin grins evilly at Thalantyr.
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> An Assassin whispers 'ye'll be feel'n it soon enough'
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> Thalantyr nods.
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> Thalantyr says 'So be it.'
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> You say 'You shame our guild, assassin.'
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> (Purple Aura) An Assassin is here.
> Thalantyr is here.
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> An Assassin snorts.
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> You say 'And if you are already a villager, you shame them..'
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> An Assassin is here.
> Thalantyr is here.
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> You say 'Let me tell you why.'
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> An Assassin whispers 'I be do'n our guild proud by show'n what a true warrior be'
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> You say 'You couldnt close the kill on an unaware slowed transmuter.'
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> You fall down laughing.
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> You pat An Assassin on his head.
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> An Assassin chuckles politely.
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> Thalantyr blinks innocently.
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> You say 'So head off, unlearned one.'
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> An Assassin whispers 'aye, I had jes gotten done practice'n'
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> Thalantyr says 'Might I add he his older than me.'
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> You shake your head in dismay.
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> An Assassin concentrates for a moment, then resumes his position.
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> An Assassin whispers 'I dinna realise I was still not wear'n my weapon'
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> An Assassin whispers 'if'n I had been wear'n my weapon, he'd have died rather quickly'
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> Thalantyr looks at An Assassin.
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> The sky is getting cloudy.
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> You say 'Then you are saying your not weak skilled, just stupid.'
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> An Assassin is here.
> Thalantyr is here.
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> Thalantyr chuckles politely.
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> You say 'Even more reason to leave me.'
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> An Assassin whispers 'ye almost bought it with me be'n unarmed'
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> You say 'Shooee!'
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> You say 'GO.'
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> You smirk.
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> An Assassin grins evilly.
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> You say 'Disgust me.'