Posted by Lynxaria on March 3, 2000 at 16:30:06:
TEN THINGS TO ANNOY MORTALS
(or The Guide to being a Bad Immortal)
by The Mage
10. Global-echo 'You are hungry' and 'You are thirsty'. Works best when
hunger/thirst mean something.
9. Edit player files and remove their pet. Explain they did not save with the pet in
the room.
8. Tell specific players they are constantly being snooped. Blame a non-existent
Immortal.
7. Get the command ADDLAG and use it a LOT.
6. Casually mention that you saw his/hers MUDLover with someone else. Say
you were 'Not sure'
5. Have a million mobs congratulate the mob that kills a Mortal.
4. Personal-echo Trigger Strings to players that have global triggers.
3. Restring players' items with unseen bad affects. Adding a timer works.
2. Keep promising mortals new areas that have awesome equipment. Then give
them 'Okay' areas.
1. When people go linkdead, force their char to do unspeakable things. Load
players and get them to do unspeakable things as well.
For those who would like to read the journal :http://www.themudjournal.com/ interesting to find there,