Posted by In The Know on March 6, 2000 at 16:23:47:
I have it on good authority that a major revamp is in the works. Here are some of the changes:
1. No more pkilling and pstealing. Instead of fighting, players will be encouraged to talk out each other's feelings in a sensitive, non-threatening manner.
2. No more of these crazy fantasy races. You will have a choice of a Pokemon, a furby or a tickle-me Elmo.
3. No more of these violent classes. You can either be a Social Worker, Pet psychiatrist, or Motivational Speaker.
4. No more immortals. That is elitist and wrong. Everyone will be rank 60. It's not been yet thought out how having hundreds of people with character and mud delete/change abilities might affect the mud, but everyone is pretty sure that it will work out.
5. No more areas. All players will exist in one single, vast room with nothing but a humungous couch and an espresso machine in the north-east corner. Possible crowding may occur in this north-east corner, but measures are being taken to counteract this, such as global echos like, "Please visit the South West corner! Lots of fun to be had in the South West corner!"
Oh, and no rollers necessary, as everyone is created equal...
I'm so excited....are you ready?!?