Posted by Mr. Antimudsex on March 6, 2000 at 19:07:23:
In Reply to: My first character to ever rank beyond 45. Just don't flame me with some comments I'm making. (long) posted by Myrissalha on March 6, 2000 at 18:57:49:
But I can at least, when i have a few bucks in my pocket and feeling especially deathfull, find a young lass willing to perform the ole in-out. I've had a girlfriend on occassions that my parole allowed it.
Yet..I cannot bring myself to mudsex. Lynxaria brought up something about her 'mudlover' off and doing someone else.
Well, I've seen pictures of Lynxaria, and I'd be proud to do some of the digital ins and digital outs. but let's face it.
For the most part, those of you who engage in mudsex..do you KNOW who is on the end of your naughty digital explosions? I mean..let's say you're a regular, kind of guy like me. You like to wake up with some Lucky Charms and Budweiser, you like to have a bit of fun like anyone. You log onto CF, and you meet some oh-so-sexy babe thief in the Ragers who likes to do the old in and out every hour. Now, what are the chances that the person on the other side of that stream of ones and nulls is some inbred, two-toothed, hairless, cross-eyed, 300-pound, sweaty, uncontrollable-urinating, Turret-syndrome inflicted guy who would as soon as put you on a spit and eat you than talk to you?
These are the things that worry me as I sleep at night.