Posted by by Graham Cameron, dilettante et debutante a cf on March 15, 2000 at 12:49:48:
CF needs more culture !
:P
A nation is typified by it's sweary words
(this is written both for amusement and in response to Jewel_Marie beating us with a big stick)
Replacement terms for sweary words...i will begin and lets others continue..
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Fuck all = Trolls leavings (ie "how much loot you get?".."trolls leavings") trolls never leave an empty plate :>
git = Galadonian (everyones from there, it's just a smelly town full of commoners, once described by the imms as a "Cesspit")
bastard = fatherless son ("you fatherless son of an ogre!")
evil swine = Udgaardian ("Ya Udgaardian Ye!")
masters = 5 headed serpent (just for the ragers :P)
Arbiters = BUNCH OF F**KING IDIOTS!! (sorry there is no other suitable replacement, perhaps other than "Deadmeat")
Battleragers = Beefjerky (tasteless and tough to chew on)
posh git = mod ("bloody mod" taken from "Seantryn Modanite" :P)
idiot = "gnome whip spec" ("you gnome warrior you")
smelly = "ogres armpit" ("You smell like an ogres armpit")
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goodness knows what else, got to your clients and input these as replacements!