Posted by Quintius on April 2, 2000 at 07:07:16:
In Reply to: SEA, harumph(some text) posted by Polemachus on April 1, 2000 at 23:26:09:
Theran Reporter: So Lord Quintius, is it true that you were aware of your predacessors deteriorating mental state?
Quintius: Well, you know there was always something kinda off about him, if you know what I mean. He'd talk to his archons, play cards with his devils, and occassionally I swear he'd look up the skirt of one of his angels now and then.
But then one day, he just broke down. He mumbled something to the effect of "If I see one more garbled road..."
Reporter:And then?
Quintius:Well, he walked out the eastern gate of Galadon, came back with this really rictious grin on his face and just wailed "THAT'S IT, NOW EVERYONE DIES!"
Made a real mess too, we're still trying to get the burn marks off MS.
Reporter: I see. Now about this massive transfer of funds from your bank account to a Conderakias, I believe....
Quintius:Listen, we've been over this, it was a clerical error, alright?
Reporter: But in 12,000 years of operation, the Bank of Thera has never...
Quintius: You know, didn't I see you rummaging through a corspe in Seantryn Modan? I'm certain there is a warrant somewhere.