Posted by UncaBob,SoonToBeImmorta! on April 6, 2000 at 20:38:56:
In Reply to: suggestion of a new forum rule posted by thormakar on April 6, 2000 at 19:29:06:
I agree with that one hundred and seventy three percent.
Now, here is how it shall be. Dioxide, listen close, for I expect you to enforce this without hesitation.
In order to evaluate what 'cheapens' CF, it is apparent that only I can judge such a thing. After all, someone would be an idiot to think that one person alone could decide what makes a post relevant to CF, despite thousands of hours and hundreds of minds involving Thera? Am I right? HAHHAHHAHHA! Yes! Now...
When I see a post, I will either say, 'Yay, this post doth rock', or, 'Aye, this post doth suck.' I will decide whether these posts meet my 29 points of CF cheapness. (see below.)
Verily, if the post doth rock, I shall release it unto the public, and you will (the public) know this by a small icon in the shape of a shriveled prune right next to the post. This prune, and this prune alone, represents all that is good and not-cheap in Thera.
But if this post doth suck...Oh, oh...cruel Fortuna...for you have tempted the fate of the nasty yet strangely repugnant Gods. For we will:
1. Find out where you live based on the IP of the post, the grammar, spelling and stench of the keyboard aura that wafted through the fine Cisco lines to our very core.
2. Send our two associates, Guido and Happy, to your house, to verify you are, in fact, the assmuch who posted such a cheap post.
3. We will then, upon verification of your assmuchiness, supplicate unto Guido and Happy the divine powers of kneecap breaking and nose pulling and ear-tweaking, and yey, you will rejoice in your despair.
4. At that point, our deathful(l) familiar, the rabid squirrel of punctualness, will make a visit to you and show you just how painful 'a squirrel trying to get his nut' can be, all references to vanilla ice hereby nullified.
As you can see, we have this all worked out. Thus, before any of you make any 'cheap' posts unto CF, remember. We watch.
Also, where is Scarabaeus' new shrine? Is it at Market Square in Galadon? I'm pretty sure it is. I've prayed there over and over and over, and I've been smited several times, which seems to tell me that I'm in the right spots if the Gods take such notice of me! Damn I'm good!
Now. Post. All of you.